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I know there are a few of those of you who are quietly crying out :depressed:

I've been there too, and I have crawled out of that hole. I will post in this tread on an irregular basis a little humour to give you a little bit of a smile and try to brighten your day.


Today's humour is a double feature provided by the Muppets

Manamana!

Beaker performing Ode to Joy

Enjoy!

Dan :ycool:
 
Good morning! I hope everyone had a great weekend!?!

There are so many cats in this world... and so few good recipes.

tabby-tote.jpg


Dan :ylol2:
 
Okay... this one is REALLY out there and may give a few of you a reason to hold on until early 2010.

Its a movie trailer about a couple of cute bunnies on a mission to rescue a fallen comrade from the clutches of a bunch of turban wearing camels. Full on violence with sinpes, automatic gun fire, RPGs... just watch it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOAPKxqutv8

Dan :eek:
 
omg!! that poor kitty!

hahaha but i am laughing my ass off right now :D
i love my kitties, but they do have quite the attitude sometimes hehe
 
i love the series on youtube called CHARLIE THE UNICORN its hallarius and the songs always get stuck in my head i would defanatly suggest checking them out!
 
A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit
the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:


Floor
1 - These men Have Jobs.


She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:


Floor
2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.


'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'


So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:


Floor
3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking..


'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.


She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:


Floor
4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'


Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:


Floor
5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.


She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:


Floor
6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to
please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.


PLEASE NOTE:

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.


The first floor has wives that love sex.


The second floor has wives that love sex, have money and like beer.


The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
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Aging Aunt Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death.

Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out his old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart, since it was badly broken in the first place.

Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be on a woman. The doctor said, 'Your heart would be just below your left breast'.

Later that night........

Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.
 

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