Am feeling in a bit of a silly mood and thought I might start a thread looking at the funnier side of being an ostomate. Thought we could come up with one-liners to laugh about the quirks of life with a stoma.
To get the ball rolling:
Being an ostomate is...
...cleaning the poop from between your toes when you dared to shower without a pouch!
To get the ball rolling:
Being an ostomate is...
...cleaning the poop from between your toes when you dared to shower without a pouch!