My Butt Hurts
Squeals-a-lot!
So - after your first ever colonoscopy/diagnosis, shouldn't the docs give you a "welcome to Crohn's disease" gift basket? What should be in it??
I'll start the list-
A squirty water bottle for when you just can't wipe.
Calmoseptine - the best butt cream on earth.
Soft baby butt wipes.
Lidocaine.
Laptop with www.crohnsforum.com listed as first favorite.
A detailed list of everything you should never eat again.
A weekly appointment time slot, should you ever need it.
A list of choices for your next colonoscopy prep drink - YOU choose it, not them.
Directions for spouses/significant others/family members on how to be helpful/understanding.
Public bathroom pass.
Oh - and maybe a plan to put you into remission.
What else can't you live without?
I'll start the list-
A squirty water bottle for when you just can't wipe.
Calmoseptine - the best butt cream on earth.
Soft baby butt wipes.
Lidocaine.
Laptop with www.crohnsforum.com listed as first favorite.
A detailed list of everything you should never eat again.
A weekly appointment time slot, should you ever need it.
A list of choices for your next colonoscopy prep drink - YOU choose it, not them.
Directions for spouses/significant others/family members on how to be helpful/understanding.
Public bathroom pass.
Oh - and maybe a plan to put you into remission.
What else can't you live without?