Cara Fusinato
Sarcastic Forum Comedian
Apparently, I like asking poll-type questions . . . Here goes . . .
When you are chatting with someone new to you and it becomes necessary to mention the illness (due to food or r.room scenarios or if health comes up, etc.), what do you say. How do YOU describe your illness in polite company?
Mine usually goes like this . . . I have Crohn's Disease, it's one of the irritable bowel kinds of things. I have narrowings in about 18" of my small intestine and must be careful not to get anything stuck there. The other aspect is it's one of those immune-go-crazy dealies with my immune system attacking my intestines so it is an active illness that is possibly getting worse and worse by the day, month, year until that piece has to be removed because it finally closes off entirely. Yes, it's a not-fun type of chronic illness. There's a genetic link, so I can blame my dad's side of the family!
Then I usually mention how great I am doing on the mangosteen juice which often leads away from me to ills their friends, family, and self have.
That's my polite party talk . . . and occurs over and over. What's yours?
When you are chatting with someone new to you and it becomes necessary to mention the illness (due to food or r.room scenarios or if health comes up, etc.), what do you say. How do YOU describe your illness in polite company?
Mine usually goes like this . . . I have Crohn's Disease, it's one of the irritable bowel kinds of things. I have narrowings in about 18" of my small intestine and must be careful not to get anything stuck there. The other aspect is it's one of those immune-go-crazy dealies with my immune system attacking my intestines so it is an active illness that is possibly getting worse and worse by the day, month, year until that piece has to be removed because it finally closes off entirely. Yes, it's a not-fun type of chronic illness. There's a genetic link, so I can blame my dad's side of the family!
Then I usually mention how great I am doing on the mangosteen juice which often leads away from me to ills their friends, family, and self have.
That's my polite party talk . . . and occurs over and over. What's yours?