Favourite sayings or quotes

[Wallath]

May your heart be lighter today

 

[Robert747]

Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.

 

[scottsma]

Hospitaliy..........making your guests feel at home even when you wish they were

 

[Mountaingem]

It's better to be over the hill than under it.

 

[scottsma]

I love cooking with wine...............sometimes I even put it in the food.

 

[CLynn]

I'm sarcastic...what's your super power?

 

[Mountaingem]

@CLynn-reminds me of this one:
"Sarcasm-just another service I provide."

From the Hound on Game of Thrones, (also my mother-in-law's motto)-
"F**k the water. Bring me wine."

 

[CLynn]

@CLynn-reminds me of this one:
"Sarcasm-just another service I provide."

From the Hound on Game of Thrones, (also my mother-in-law's motto)-
"F**k the water. Bring me wine."

LOL!! I love it!

 

[CLynn]

Gem, have you seen "Legends of the Fall"?

 

[Mountaingem]

Yeah, but it's been a few years-love it!

 

[CLynn]

I love it too, catch a rerun of it whenever I can, lol! I often find myself doing the father after his stroke saying "Screw 'em...."

 

[CLynn]

Maybe I should clarify that by "doing" I meant imitating, lol!

 

[scottsma]

I love it too, catch a rerun of it whenever I can, lol! I often find myself doing the father after his stroke saying "Screw 'em...."

nearly choked on my sushi,thanks for that.I love that film too.Love Brad,especially with the long hair.YUM!!!!!

 

[scottsma]

The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

 

[CLynn]

nearly choked on my sushi,thanks for that.I love that film too.Love Brad,especially with the long hair.YUM!!!!!

Oh I completely agree, he is quite yummy in that film! Glad I could make you laugh, love that!

 

[Robert747]

Brad Pitt - huh - what's so special about him?

 

[CLynn]

Ohhhh, have you SEEN the man? Especially in that movie.

 

[CLynn]

And also in the movie "Meet Joe Black"...short hair in that one, but such a good movie.

 

[Robert747]

Nah - he's rubbish

 

[scottsma]

I refuse to get involvedled in an argument when I'm right ,but he does play great cricket.

 

[scottsma]

people who snore always fall asleep first

 

[JBL]

The truth will set you free. :runaway:

But first it will make you miserable. :devil:

 

[scottsma]

life is simple................It's just not easy.

 

[CLynn]

Look, Robert! We do have some diamond jubilee celebrations over here as well!

http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/...cle_358f8bfa-ab53-11e1-a72b-0019bb30f31a.html

 

[Robert747]

Hey I love that online mag - it's like being in the States - I will read it over the weekend

 

[CLynn]

Well good! At least I have been helpful then...

 

[JBL]

Health is the greatest possession. Contentment is the greatest treasure. Confidence is the greatest friend. Non-being is the greatest joy.
-Lao Tzu

 

[JBL]

If you do not change direction, you may end up where you are heading.

 

[Mountaingem]

“It's a fine world, though rich in hardships at times.”
― Larry McMurtry, Lonesome Dove

 

[scottsma]

When a man is wrong and wont admit it,he always gets angry

 

[JBL]

If I keep from meddling with people,
They take care of themselves.

If I keep from commanding people,
They behave themselves.

If I keep from preaching at people,
They improve themselves.

If I keep from imposing on people,
They BECOME themselves.

 

[scottsma]

Don't get mad,smile and creep them out instead.

 

[Robert747]

My wife said I don't listen to her any more - at least I think that is what she said.

 

[scottsma]

Never let yourself be photographed,............It can set your self esteem back years

 

[Jessi]

"Just keep swimming."

~ Dory

 

[Mountaingem]

Who gossips with you will gossip of you.

 

[ctrl z]

“Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.”

 

[lisakuney]

If he'll cheat with you, he'll cheat on you.

 

[Mountaingem]

"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first."-Mark Twain

 

[Wallath]

have courage

 

[Mountaingem]

"What do we say to the God of Death?"-
"Not today."-G.R.R. Martin

 

[Robert747]

The reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

 

[scottsma]

that it will never come again is what makes life so sweet

 

[lisakuney]

My riches consist not in the extent of my possessions but in the fewness of my wants.

 

[scottsma]

I like you,people say I've got no taste,but I like YOU

 

[JBL]

A leader is best when people barely know he exists, when his work is done, his aim fulfilled, they will say: "we did it ourselves".



Can you tell I just started a new job and have a staff to manage now? Hehe

 

[scottsma]

I feel so miserable without you it's almost like having you here

 

[poopaholic]

six of one half dozen of the other.

 

[Wallath]

"ha ha said the clown"

 

[scottsma]

sooner or later everyone stops smoking !!!!

 

[Robert747]

even cigars?

 

[scottsma]

even cigars?

Yes,even cigars.And they stop watching ENDLESS sport on tv.:dance::dance:

 

[CLynn]

giggles quietly....

 

[Robert747]

Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes.

 

[Wallath]

doh!

 

[scottsma]

I intend to live forever................so far so good.

 

[Mountaingem]

"Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself."
-- Tolstoy

 

[CLynn]

Oh, AMEN!!!!!!

 

[scottsma]

In spite of the cost of living,it's still popular

 

[Robert747]

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

 

[CLynn]

I tried to see your point of view, but I couldn't get my head that far up my ars!

 

[Mountaingem]

CLynn-My husband always says that at work lol!

 

[CLynn]

I love that one! My 17 year old daughter has my sarcastic sense of humor, she loves it just as much!

 

[scottsma]

Get mad then get over it

 

[Robert747]

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

 

[scottsma]

old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to

 

[Mountaingem]

Sometimes even a blind squirrel finds an acorn.

 

[lisakuney]

Even an old barn looks better with a fresh coat of paint.

 

[lisakuney]

"Baldric, that is the worst plan since Abe Lincoln said to his wife, I'm sick of sitting around the house, let's catch a show"

~Edmund Blackadder

 

[KWalker]

Be nice to nerds. Odds are one day you'll be working for one.

 

[scottsma]

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes ?????

 

[CLynn]

Famous last words of a redneck...."Hold my beer and watch this sh&t"

 

[lseibert]

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

 

[Mountaingem]

“The man who passes the sentence should swing the sword.”

 

[scottsma]

Be careful about reading health books,you might die of a misprint

 

[Wallath]

He that can have patience can have what he will.”

 

[Mountaingem]

If the shoe doesn't fit, then that ain't your shoe.

 

[Wallath]

Life it too short to deal with crazy people

 

[SherryLynn]

I know god wont give me more then I can handle. I just wish he didnt trust me so much!

 

[scottsma]

some people cause happiness where ever they go......................others when ever they go

 

[Mountaingem]

Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an a$$hole.

 

[Wallath]

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken

 

[scottsma]

God made the Heaven and the Earth, everything else was made in China.

 

[Robert747]

If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

 

[scottsma]

If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

I DO,and I DO:rof::rof::rof:

 

[scottsma]

Stupidity is not a crime............so you are free to go

 

[GutlessWonder86]

Ron White: "You can't fix stupid."

 

[CLynn]

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

 

[CLynn]

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

 

[scottsma]

They said I was gullible.................and I believed them

 

[Caeryn23]

"Pie can’t compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it’s a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody’s drunk in the kitchen."
-- Jim Gaffigan

 

[GutlessWonder86]

I'm Lost. I've gone to look for myself. If I should get back before I return, please ask me to wait.

I had this sign posted on the outside of my cubicle in the billing office at the hospital where I use to work. It was an awesome dept. as the supervisors were very supportive of those who had serious illnesses. Even had another Crohnie and a person with UC & ostomy working there. Small world...

Many of my coworkers loved the sign so much that they photocopied it for their work station.

Then somehow it got around to other departments including Pharmacy, Surgery, and the nursing stations. On my last day when I had to hand in my badge in HR, (had to quit due to a severe CD flare and DVT--it was a tough choice between a job I truly loved and my health. I did get a GREAT exit interview & was told there'd always be an opening if I ever want to come back. ) I saw the sign again and started laughing. Something for my friends to remember me by when I'm gone. :ghug:

 

[scottsma]

A friend is someone who's there for you when they'd rather be somewhere else

 

[CLynn]

A friend will bail you out of jail. A REAL friend will be there in the cell with you, saying "damn, that was FUN"

 

[lisakuney]

I'm currently reading my son's book "The Quotable Asshole", and I could pretty much put up the whole thing on here. It's a great read, and in snippets, so perfect for toilet time ;-)

 

[Robert747]

Okay Lisa - share some with us.

 

[Mountaingem]

Never stand begging for what you have the power to earn.

 

[GutlessWonder86]

A good one I like to use when someone really ticks me off....

Kiss the @zz I don't have. :kissgrits::kissgrits::kissgrits:

 

[lisakuney]

Okay Lisa - share some with us.

I have never killed a man, but I have read many an obituary with great pleasure-Clarence Darrow

You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance-Edward Flaherty

All the things I really like are illegal, immoral, or fattening-Alexander Woollcott

 

[Robert747]

No good turn should go unpunished