Heart Your Guts

[brooklyn23]

I wasn't really sure where this should go, but I figured it couldn't hurt.

Back in August, when I had a laparoscopy to rule out endometriosis, my mother got me a plush uterus to take to the hospital with me. Even though the procedure failed to find endo, I still find my uterus plush useful because my pain is worse at ovulation and I can actually take my stress out on it.

Well, I went and I looked back at the site and there's some additions people on the site may be interested in, including:
Intestine

Your Intestine: I Heart Your Guts!
Location: lower torso
Occupation: waste management
Likes: gastroenterologists, fiber
Dislikes: colonoscopies, gas
TV shows: G.I. Joe
Magazines: Reader's Digest
Fave Foods: oatmeal, prunes, coffee
Pets: E. coli, L. acidophilus​

Colon

Your Colon: Go With Your Gut
Location: lower torso
Likes: bowel movements, gut flora, colorectal surgeons, probiotics
Dislikes: irritable bowels, gas, diverticulitis
Fave Song: Gut Feeling by Devo
Fave Book: Gulp: Adventures on the Alimentary Canal by Mary Roach
Looking For: someone who’s not too self-absorbed.​

Rectum

Your Rectum: Bottom's Up!
Location: last stop on the intestinal tract
Occupation: waste disposal
Likes: the bathroom
Dislikes: having to wait
Fave Song: Drop It Like It’s Hot by Snoop Dogg
Fave Book: Everyone Poops by Taro Gomi
Looking For: someone who loves me for me.​

Stomach
etc...

The website is iheartguts.com, and I may have to get myself a plushie intestine so I can beat that up too.

 

[FrozenGirl]

Lol. Love it. I want one (or a bunch)

 

[24601]

I love this idea! I think my mom might want to buy me the plush small intestine because we've long been hoping that I could have a whole one that wouldn't hurt me!

The colon is so cute though - I might need that too!

 

[brooklyn23]

I really am on the verge of buying the intestines. And look at that happy little appendix that goes with it!!