Hijack Me - Please! :)

[DanSJVDavis]

I blame the magic Crohn's fairies. Yep. Magic Crohn's fairies caused my Crohn's.

 

[imisspopcorn]

Mine too Dan.....
http://www.emmadavies.net/fairy/def...ns&lastname=Disease&submit=Find+My+Fairy+Name

I typed in First Name:Crohns Last Name: Disease...The fairy who is responsible is named....... Thorn Reedshimmer

 

[DanSJVDavis]

Mine too Dan.....
http://www.emmadavies.net/fairy/def...ns&lastname=Disease&submit=Find+My+Fairy+Name

I typed in First Name:Crohns Last Name: Disease...The fairy who is responsible is named....... Thorn Reedshimmer

Somebody needs to catch that durn fairy and shove its wings up its butt.

Trying hard not to revisit one of my old rants..........

 

[imisspopcorn]

We need a wanted poster with a reward...I contribute my VSL#3 as incentive to whom ever catches this outlaw, no good fairy!

 

[DanSJVDavis]

 

[imisspopcorn]

Yes!!! That looks just like I thought it Would!!! Green with long pokey fingernails. Good job Dan...I'll be on the look out for it!!!

 

[farm]

Mine's bigger, with no toad on it's head.

 

[imisspopcorn]

I hope you are talking about your fairy?

 

[shazamataz]

I hope you are talking about your fairy?

:ylol2: :ylol2: :ylol2: :ylol2: :ylol2: :ylol2: :ylol2:
My thoughts exactly!

 

[farm]

I hope you are talking about your fairy?

Yeah my "fairy"

 

[imisspopcorn]

I can't help but ask, "What's it's name?"

 

[farm]

Johnson

 

[imisspopcorn]

The Fairy name is :Tangle Rainbowwand.......You've got a gnarley colorful wand?

 

[farm]

The Fairy name is :Tangle Rainbowwand.......You've got a gnarley colorful wand?

Well it changes colors sometimes.

 

[imisspopcorn]

Leave it alone or it will fall off.

 

[merrywidow]

frigging snow is due tomorrow and we are off on holiday tomorrow grrrrrr

 

[farm]

That's an urban legend.

 

[shazamataz]

Leave it alone or it will fall off.

Or you will go blind!!!

 

[imisspopcorn]

Or, it will stop working correctly...hence all the viagra spammers we get around here.

 

[farm]

Now I'm afraid to pee!

 

[imisspopcorn]

Are you shakin' in your boots???

 

[merrywidow]

yeap it snowed overnight

 

[forum contributor]

 

[farm]

Dude, don't hate!

 

[forum contributor]

* Hating * :ymad:

 

[farm]

* Hating * :ymad:

Oh, c'mon. Go make a redneck snowman. It'll be fun! :eek2:

 

[forum contributor]

I'm not stepping foot outside this house today other than to walk the dogs - you think I'm going to build a SNOWMAN?!?!??!??!???!?!?

 

[farm]

I'm not stepping foot outside this house today other than to walk the dogs - you think I'm going to build a SNOWMAN?!?!??!??!???!?!?

Yes please!

 

[forum contributor]

Nein nein nein!!!!

 

[farm]

Nein nein nein!!!!

I just watched that last night! LOL

 

[forum contributor]

LOL still have to see it....

Was it any good?

 

[farm]

Pretty good. Not as funny as I expected.

 

[forum contributor]

Well..... it DID have Brad Pittstains in it..... and he blows.

 

[farm]

Yeah and he had a very fake southern accent in the movie.

 

[forum contributor]

That annoyed the shit out of me in the commercials.

 

[imisspopcorn]

Too long of a movie....

 

[farm]

Yes, got boring.

 

[imisspopcorn]

Far fetched as well...We all know how WWII ended.

 

[DanSJVDavis]

Ugh, I'm nearly out of Omega 3..............wait! the wifey got a bonus this month!!!!!!!!!! WOOT! Gotta get more Omega 3.

 

[imisspopcorn]

Use the bonus for something fun....Omega 3....boo.

 

[DanSJVDavis]

I was trying to come up with an awesome haiku for Solstice and then I drank some mead and a nip of rum and this was all that came to mind.......

Snow covers the ground
Yule log cheerily burning
My balls are frozen...


Erm...yeah.

 

[DanSJVDavis]

So... ... not to offend, but I was looking online for a couch we might be able to afford with the wife's bonus and the $200 we got from my Mom for Christmas and look what pops up:
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/540076210.html

I bout crapped my pants I was ROFLing so much!

 

[shazamataz]

OMG Dan! Why on earth would someone want one of those? Why on earth would someone MAKE one of those?

Was it within your budget?

 

[DanSJVDavis]

Nope, we've only got $400 and can't get to CA to pick it up, alas and woe!

 

[imisspopcorn]

Maybe someone who wants to relieve the birth experience....People are crazy!!!...I wouldn't buy that used either...Needs to be fumigated!

 

[BWS1982]

That's awesome, but if you get in and out of that couch too much during toilet breaks or commercials then it gets soggy. Then there's the lint. You need a lint remover.

I want one for my "man cave" when I get my own place. No women allowed.

 

[merrywidow]

omg, where would you put the sofa when you have posh vistors around? cant see great aunt flo sitting on it can you?

 

[DanSJVDavis]

Half of my relatives would think it's one of the funniest things ever, the other half would probably cringe.

 

[farm]

So half your family is cool!

 

[DanSJVDavis]

Pretty much yeah.

 

[BWS1982]

Posh is more like "rich" or more like "prude and proper" or "uptight"....I never can pin down the connotation of that one Merry?

 

[merrywidow]

prude and proper benson. posh pople would not sit on a sofa like that lol

 

[DanSJVDavis]

Get that couch and then a body pillow shaped like a wiener and you'd be the talk of the town.

 

[imisspopcorn]

For some reason I keep thinking of the joke about 'falling in'....

 

[farm]

Random cool pic

 

[shazamataz]

EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW, what IS that!??

 

[DanSJVDavis]

Looks like a big ol' paper wasp.

 

[farm]

It's a rough cut 2x4. Oh the bug, that's a wasp.

 

[merrywidow]

the snow is thawing, am so pleased

 

[merrywidow]

we dont get wasps like that here. they are black and yellow here