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I think I'm gonna start on the stationary bike today. What I will forever call the Smallville incident has made me a bit more self-conscious about my physique than usual.
 
Rob said:
But in higher on the food chain!

Get in my belly!!!!

Lmao
YES! LOL

Dan, from your pics, you don't have anything to be concerned about.
 
farm said:
YES! LOL

Dan, from your pics, you don't have anything to be concerned about.
Meh, and evidently I also don't have what my wife thinks is "hawt." So, I think it's time to start working on getting the half-filled potato sack off my middle. I've been bothered by my lung capacity and how fast I get winded anyway. I'm still recovering from the two hours I spent shoveling a foot of snow off the driveway a couple days ago. 100 feet don't seem like that much until you have to shovel it.
 
DanSJVDavis said:
Meh, and evidently I also don't have what my wife thinks is "hawt." So, I think it's time to start working on getting the half-filled potato sack off my middle. I've been bothered by my lung capacity and how fast I get winded anyway. I'm still recovering from the two hours I spent shoveling a foot of snow off the driveway a couple days ago. 100 feet don't seem like that much until you have to shovel it.

In a place called Sunbury you wouldn' think you'd have 100 ft of snow....false advertising!
 
Funny about the extra bits Farm. I have two creases in my inner elbows instead of one. It's nothing major but I've had various people point it out over the years and I have NEVER seen anyone with two creases. Go on, y'all have a look!
I also have a double tooth, lower front, which my dentist is always fascinated by.
 
shazamataz said:
Funny about the extra bits Farm. I have two creases in my inner elbows instead of one. It's nothing major but I've had various people point it out over the years and I have NEVER seen anyone with two creases. Go on, y'all have a look!
I also have a double tooth, lower front, which my dentist is always fascinated by.

I have 1 1/2 my son has 2 as well
 
Either do we ;) Sometimes I read my old posts in threads I pass through and go WTH??? I'm like Benson - I'm a bit anal about my punctuation and spelling and it gets on my nerves if I see that I've missed a word or something.....
 
OOOOH wait! I got it!

I was about to answer Farm's IM on MSN and he signed off right as I sat down.

Then I saw him post, so I MEANT to say "where did you GO?"
 
Pirate said:
Okay, I thought about it and I'm going to spill my guts out here.

I have this terrible crack in my backside with this nasty, smelly hole in it. I know its really gross cause every time I bend over to show it to people they get really grossed out. I can't help it, its just there. I don't remember having it as a baby, so it must have happened some time when I was really young. Sometimes I think it alive cause Janis says it winks at her.

Maybe it is an evil spirit thats invaded my body. Has anyone do an exorcism?

Oh you poor, poor "asshole" :ylol2:
 
:ylol2: Pirate!!

Katie -you guys do that don't you?? At least I think you do. Computer stuff is crazy - and you know Farm - is has energy enough to IM, FB, CF, IRC, MS and hell - whatever else is out there presently.
 
Pirate said:
Oh I forgot, he also has his laptop on the floor that he sends pornagraphic pictures by e-mail using his......um ...toes. Yeah thats it.

Well it would have to be his toes, Pirate. Nothing else long enough to reach.
 
Pirate said:
Oh I forgot, he also has his laptop on the floor that he sends pornagraphic pictures by e-mail using his......um ...toes. Yeah thats it.

How do I get on the list to receive the pornographic pictures? lol
 
*jumps up and down waving her arms madly* awww come on!! I want the pics....lol
 
I have some pretty good ones I could share.....lol I gotta live up to my nickname, n'est pas?
 
No, we don't IM and talk on the forum at the same time. I'm not a chit chatty type person really. I even keep my Facebook chat on invisible at all times because I hate being caught by people. Like that "don't see me, don't see me, don't see me... HEY!!! ...CRAP!" moment.
 
LOL! I hide myself on FB and here as well. I don't like people 'knowing" when I'm on - and I *hate* being interrupted with chat. I actually don't chat at all - hate it.
 
The creases? I can't be bothered doing a pic as it may not show up anyway. basically when you bend your arm, on the inside of your elbow there is a crease, that's where they usually go to draw blood. On both of my arms I have an extra crease, pretty weird having it only on one side MBH!!!! ;)

I don;t really notice it either except people have pointed it out!!!
 
And to make it more confusing, the MAIN crease on my left is the upper one and on my right is the lower one. Oh, I'll try and take a pic and see if it works!!!
 
Okay, so I REALLY need to get a life!!!

here is my unusual double tooth - very hard to photograph!!

tooth.jpg


And here is my double creased arm - numbered for your convenience - number 1 is the main one, 2 is the extra:

arm.jpg
 
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You can't call me a weirdo if you have them too Katie!!!! ;)

Tho I may be a weirdo for taking a pic and putting it on here!!! But people seem quite interested :)
 
sorry, I stuffed up the link, the tooth is there now :)

I can't believe how fascinating extra creases are!!! WE must all get lives!!!!
 
We should start a Crohnie's Circus!

I'm self conscious that I pick my nails.
And unlike others who are talented with their toes, I can't bend one toe without all the others moving in the same direction at the same time. Some weird nerve deformity where I can't wiggle one toe at a time. My feet are like mittens. LOL.
 
fenway1971 said:
My feet are like mittens. LOL.

:ylol2: :ylol2: :ylol2: :ylol2: :ylol2: :ylol2: :ylol2: :ylol2:

I dunno why, but this is the funniest thing I've heard/read all day!!!
 
Wait, I figured something out...

I can give milk without eating grass.

I can bleed 7 days straight and not die.

...And I can bury a bone without digging a hole.
 
vshirey317 said:
Wait, I figured something out...

I can give milk without eating grass.

I can bleed 7 days straight and not die.

...And I can bury a bone without digging a hole.

And I think I just wet myself.
 
Pirate said:
Well, I guess that means

I can do the milking without going to the barn
Get bloody 7 days and not even cut myself
Fill in the hole with a bone

Kiddin

::snort:: YES!
 
fenway1971 said:
We should start a Crohnie's Circus!

I'm self conscious that I pick my nails.
And unlike others who are talented with their toes, I can't bend one toe without all the others moving in the same direction at the same time. Some weird nerve deformity where I can't wiggle one toe at a time. My feet are like mittens. LOL.
I just found this Fen and of course thought of you! It is something for your little mitten feet to strive towards!!

Toe Exercises for Fen

I'm linking to it in case someone gets offended.....
 
I'm self-conscious about my skin. I've ben getting better about it, but I used to have really bad cystic acne in high school and every since then I've been self-conscious about my face, especially when I'm not wearing any makeup. I've always wished I could be one of those people that slaps some chapstick on and looks beautiful! Haha

I'm also self-conscious about my singing voice. I got my undergraduate degree in vocal performance too! Haha. Guess that's why I decided I couldn't be a professional singer.
 
Oooo, yeah that reminds me of another one violetcreams!! I have wrinkly hands. Not sure why. I think I inherited it from my mom. I feel like I have "old" hands and I'm only 25!
 
Well, from a male point of view, and since I'm over forty, perhaps a dirty old man's point of view, the average guy is going to be so turned on by your beautiful face, slim torso, and great butt, that he's not going to give a damn about a slightly odd ribcage; sure, slightly odd, but only slightly.
 

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