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:kiss:Bbbbbut !!!! never will they be able to claim, that they are the winners of ........this world wide game of nonsensical chance..... a win here ..to me....:sheep:.I do declare......:kiss:..........:sheep:
 
Hey.....................

Looks like it is between you and me for the win -

Let's settle it with a coin toss

Your call

Heads or Tails ?
 
Just so we could say this, we are right now watching the same thing as KIRSTY, the Home Run Derby.
 
What is the home run erby? Is it a horse race?
Running in for the bedtime win
 
It's guys with bats hitting a ball over the fence - great we are watching something at the same time in different parts of the world
 
I would like to be able to turn those fountains on from my desk. Oh, I guess I better watch the home runs, too.
 
I'm happy to stand in the water with my glove on - waiting to catch a ball :ybatty:
 
I would like a (much smaller) version of that fountain in my yard for these hot summer nights (I'm sure it was over 100° f. Today). Okay, just a swimming pool would do.
 
I am catching the train into London today - there is major disruption expected because of tests to the transport links expected during the Olympics - plus many of the main roads have lanes closed for exclusive use of Olympic teams / officials.

Grrrrrr
 
:eek:I did too, when we had winter olympics here in salt lake city. Good night all. Pleasant fighting over the win. But Utahn's have it for now!:emot-waycool::emot-q::emot-dance::emot-dance::emot-dance:
 
Oh, Wallath, I was doing so well. It got quiet again, didn't it?
:us_flag::yoshijumpjoy::mario2::yoshijumpjoy:
 
You're all heart Sandy.

Cooking chicken thighs again - left them in the oven for almost two hours last week. Determined to get it right this time but cooking is soooooooooo boring. I think my trouble is I could spend hours cooking a meal (well I couldn't actually - but just supposing) and then bam! Gone in minutes.
 
Cooking does disappear too fast for the enjoyment of it. Fourth of July, I cooked though. Mom was here. The food was atrocious except what I bought at the deli, but Doug couldn't eat that in his crohnie condition. It disappears so fast I get too tired/depressed and had Doug cook a couple nights after the fourth. And the next. And the next. And the rest has been take out ever since. It is hard on the wallet, though. I promised meatloaf tonight. Doug can eat that (I hope). Robert, chicken thighs only take about ONE hour. Well, I guess it depends on how hot you cook them. Doug has a delicious easy way of making "oven fried chicken." Even I can make them.

I can bake, however. Just don't let Ashley into the kitchen alone, she gets too creative.

Cheryl, you must have got that penny at the bank. I hope you bring a lot more. My nephew works at a bank, also. I wonder what he does with his spare time?
 
SandyUte said:
chicken thighs only take about ONE hour.

Oh ................... Well I only cooked them for 30minutes this time (fan oven 200c) It tasted cooked so I guess it will be okay. See what I mean about the hassle of cooking - yep take-aways (outs) have a lot going for them.
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Hi all, I'm back on deck now after a good sleep. I have already done the vacuum cleaning. Now for breakfast. I enjoy cooking when there is more than just me in the house. When it's just me, I can't be bothered.

Ma and pa are coming over this morning. I will have breaky and then jump in the shower as they come over early.

But I'll take that wonderful win now!
 
I am taking the win back, with a lovely smile on my face! I am a tad cherry this morning, I wonder which of the following are true:
1. I slept very well
2. I did a DIY waxing session on my legs and :yfaint: (DIY = Do it yourself)
3. I did the vacuuming in my birthday suit
4. I have being going :poo: every morning for the last 5 mornings

Thought for the day: What if...your toes were your teeth?
 
Aura said:
I am taking the win back, with a lovely smile on my face! I am a tad cherry this morning, I wonder which of the following are true:
1. I slept very well
2. I did a DIY waxing session on my legs and :yfaint: (DIY = Do it yourself)
3. I did the vacuuming in my birthday suit
4. I have being going :poo: every morning for the last 5 mornings

Thought for the day: What if...your toes were your teeth?
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Trysha...........................No !

Kirsty this is my favourite post for ages - I think you are being rude but can't quite be sure.
 
He almost took the words out of my mouth. You are too cheerful for the morning, Kirsty. But it is mid afternoon here, and too hot. Robert, it sounds like you cooked the chicken just right. No worries. As long as it wasn't bleeding or red, and the less you have to cook, the less time it takes to cook. Okay, you can come cook the main course, and Kirsty can bake. My newly adopted siblings. Wallath can mow the lawn, Cheryl can get our finances in order -argghhh- (over $1,000 per month in co-pays for meds alone, we could buy a second house with that), (actually, she could make our financial obligations disappear) and everyone else could clean toilets, or be nannies to our special needs children. Believe me, you want to clean toilets.
With that, I definitely win.
 
Cut the lawn!!!!! possibly yes possibly not.......but I will take the win ...just to show that I'm all heart:heart:......:sheep:
 
:sheep:..cell phones?...while you are searching for it...I will claim another win!................:sheep:
 
How could I forget Trysha in my list of things to do? please take no offense, just remember that one doctor literally called a spot (little) in my brain a "black hole" (where brain has died off, leaving an empty spot). Poor Doug! As for me, it makes a handy excuse when I forget something. "Oh, that must have fallen in my black hole." Just for that, you can chose your job, sis.

And my cell phone IS my internet connection. Stupid smart phone.
 
When I am well I am such a happy camper :ylol: Today I am feeling good.

Robert, me being rude - a Kiwi - NEVER :ylol:

Another thought for the day: What if butterflies were clothes?

And yes I have taken my meds!
 
Okay, come to Utah, and you can win. (I would be going through withdrawal with no internet or phones)
 
:sheep:take care on the roads here about....lots of black ice about....so another win to me......:sheep:
 
My turn for a win - and another thought...what if... caterpillars were toothpaste?
 
Hi Sandy-------I understand your state of mind---also happens to me
Robert---Don't be so negative---of course I am a winner and now to prove it I am taking it.

Winner---Winner------Winner

Cheers everybody!
 
:biggrin:I would be all tickly with embrassement...but then I have a full mouth of false teeth.(teeth out as part of my colitis)..so not sure if I would be tickly or not in that part of my being....given that ...a win to me.....:biggrin:
 
Aura said:
I am taking the win back, with a lovely smile on my face! I am a tad cherry this morning, I wonder which of the following are true:
1. I slept very well
2. I did a DIY waxing session on my legs and :yfaint: (DIY = Do it yourself)
3. I did the vacuuming in my birthday suit
4. I have being going :poo: every morning for the last 5 mornings

Thought for the day: What if...your toes were your teeth?
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Note for the guys - be VERY CAREFUL when vacuuming in your birthday suit!
 
:sign0085:Gra, you will fit right. Someone with a sense of humor. I call everybody my "loonies," and now I know why. You scare me as much as Aura!

And Kirsty, Doug said it was #5. He knows everything. Ask Doug.
 
Hey Robert, have I got you running scared?

Doug, yes you were right - it is number 5 - well done you! :cool2:

Sandy, you are just awesome

Welcome, Gra - and we are loopy loo around here - come on in
 
I remember, and I remember why I am giving all of you chores right away. But the vacuuming is going to be done by a little old lady. And only Utah wins,,,, still.

Now leave me alone kids, I'm watching a movie ("Valkyrie")
 
parked on top of a hill for the night at Whangamomona, only just got internet for a win.
 
SandyUte said:
the vacuuming is going to be done by a little old lady.
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Wallath - no way - forget the win just brush up on your limericks

Sandy - probably wise about the vacuuming - too many stories from A&E about 'slipping' while cleaning the house in the altogether. Also I suggest we set Scottsma up as the dog walker.
 
Aura said:
I am taking the win back, with a lovely smile on my face! I am a tad cherry this morning, I wonder which of the following are true:
1. I slept very well
2. I did a DIY waxing session on my legs and :yfaint: (DIY = Do it yourself)
3. I did the vacuuming in my birthday suit
4. I have being going :poo: every morning for the last 5 mornings

Thought for the day: What if...your toes were your teeth?
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Now in all seriousness, in true IBD fashion, my vote is for 4.
 
Oh Nooooooo! I lost another one in the black hole! I promise it is nothing personal. I seriously forget what I'm doing all day, and by the time I figure it out, it is time to go to bed. Why do you think I want all of you to come to Utah to do my chores? Let's see, Scottsma can clean my basement, and Gar, you can wash my windows. I also need somebody to put a doggy door in the wall (it won't work in the door we have the way it is constructed), and to put a skylight in my livingroom. Gra, can you do that? We don't need any dog walkers because the dog needs to be kept a little quieter than she would like to be. She is a stoic little monkey and although missing half a knee cap, etc. from arthritis, she will run and run until she just stops using that leg altogether. Then when feeling well enough again, she starts running again. I think I will hire my 84-year-old mother to do the vacuuming, she will keep us all in line, and waiting on her, with her passive aggressive ways. But as long as mama is happy, well, ain't nobody happy, so I'll hire her 93 year old best friend instead. She's fun!
I quit watching my movie, it was too noisy.
I win!
 
And I think Trev said something about parking on a hill at Whangamomona, or whatchamacallit, but I haven't a clue where that is.
 
:roflanim: I'm laughing so hard I have water coming out of my eyes! Two reasons: 1) I really thought the last one in Kirsty's list was a #5; and 2) when I looked up Whangamomona on the net, I found out their "president" is a turtle!

I win. No depression forums for me.

(I did this by my little ol' self before I saw your link)
 
Very picturesque, though. Now that will have to be the first place I visit in N.Z.


Later : And I thought I got the Whangamomona thing, I was just having a laugh at your expense. Now you have me more confused (but that isn't hard)

G' night all. It's 1:00 a.m. again. I'll be back to reclaim my prize in the morning.
 
Oh, in the morning I'll tell you a story about a moocow kicking Doug's father's vehicle and my neighbor who did all her housework in her birthday suit. With the windows open.
 
How can it drive you insane Robert? It does not even have a steering wheel!
I win
Trysha
 
I win - I am awake and face the joy of another day.

Don't you just love it when you try and roll over and discover that your back is locked and you can't move, took a wee while to free it up this morning, must be a chilly start to the day.
 
I'm sorry about your back. Arthur (arthritis) must be visiting again. how did your visit with your parents go? And Trysha, your analogy with the steering wheel was perfect. Perhaps it has to do with sanity issues?
 
Trysha said:
How can it drive you insane Robert? It does not even have a steering wheel!
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I read the above wrong. I thought it said "[Robert] doesn't even have a steering wheel." I don't know whether to laugh or say sorry Robert, or both. (I'm setting myself up again.)
 
Let's get this straight - some poor hard working guy comes in with a few coins - not bagged in regulation manner - so you punch him in the face.

Cheryl I am shocked - truly
 
Robert747 said:
Let's get this straight - some poor hard working guy comes in with a few coins - not bagged in regulation manner - so you punch him in the face.

Cheryl I am shocked - truly
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See, there you go thinking again, Robert. You know better. We prefer the coin loose, however, we prefer it in a container we can actually lift and then we also prefer it not so full of dirt and filth and other foreign objects that it stops our coin machine from running, lmao!
 
Poor guy probably scraped together a few coins so he could afford lunch - little suspecting he was going to end up a crumpled heap, spitting out his own teeth.
 
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