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Sweet Robert - if you were here - I would tell you to 'make me'. But you are not here - you are still dreaming, and I am winning! :dance:
 
Yeah, Yeah - I suspect you know when you are beaten - by the way just been chatting to Crabby - she is sending me wedding cake!
 
Robbie, (I like that name for you), I just want to know who you are calling :crab:.

(side note : Doug is whistling in his sleep again. Sometimes he sings. At least he is happy even when asleep.)

BTW , I'm winning even if I can't get any sleep. (Shh! Don't tell Doug I told you that! He would be so embarrassed!)

P.S. My head hurts. You should live with this all night!
 
Or is crabby on another thread? And what is this about wedding cake? It's got to be another thread. You are to crabby.
 
Hey Sandy - Crabby is from 'the other side' - on the Forum Chat Room. She is getting married in September - but I only go to weddings if there is cake. Well we all have a weakness. Looks like our weather is slowly turning to summer - at long last - I suppose I had better do some work - while you catch up on zzzzzz's
 
I can't. Sick. Not thinning straight. Figure crabby out after first post, lol. Had to try.to make look good in second. Doug stopped whistling.
 
SandyUte said:
It looks like the crack in my head has forgotten one of the vital people up above (again). Cheryl, how could I have forgotten my favorite banker, above my family banker nephew (he's boring), and you are the one who is going to get me all my conversion rates and launder my money when I need a quick get, away? (I don't know what I've done/going to do yet, but Robert always accuses me - well everyone of being trouble makers.)
I'm sure my crack didn't water flowers though.
But if you want to "crack up," you have to see this viral obituary from a guy that, I kid you not, grew up only three doors down from Doug: http://m.legacy.com/obituaries/salt...tterson&pid=158526785&referrer=0&preview=True
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Thanks, Sandy! :hug: You know I would help with anything I have the brain cells left for, lol!
Doug whistling in his sleep, lol! It could be worse, have you seen this guy?

http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/
 
Afternoon fellow Loonies,just taking the win for a little while.The prize fund must be ENORMOUS by now.I hope someone who really deserves it is the winner.OH,IT'S MEEEEEEEEEEE ISN'T IT.WOW .
 
While I don't want to rain on your parade I am afraid you have done nothing today to deserve a win - I, on the other hand deserve it every day.

The Olympic torch relay comes within a mile of my flat on Friday morning - I might stroll along to watch it............ with a bucket of water.
 
My friends think I'm a winner 'cos I can always make them laugh.They were hysterical when I mentioned your speedos,your bucket of water would have been handy.
 
System-X said:
Did someone say CRACK!?
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Are you telling us something, X?

I think it must have been me though, because I don't remember posting, reading your posts for the last several posts. (I do remember being sick though.) it was quite entertaining reading what I/you wrote. Unfortunately for Doug, he has had to deal with me for five seizures since Friday. I am sure last night was a sign of seizure activity. The good thing is that it gets me out of full fledged camping this weekend with my dysfunctional family. (Doctors orders.) We are staying at a motel down the canyon, and can leave any time we want.:us_flag::wub::bigwave::emot-q::headbang::applause::blush: :yfaint:
 
Robert747 said:
While I don't want to rain on your parade I am afraid you have done nothing today to deserve a win - I, on the other hand deserve it every day.

The Olympic torch relay comes within a mile of my flat on Friday morning - I might stroll along to watch it............ with a bucket of water.
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I know how you feel, Robbie, I know how you feel.
 
You just can't handle it, can you Robbie? Then you can tumble right out and let the Utahns win. BTW, have you Brits even seen tumbleweed? It sounds like you get too much rain. We have plenty here to share.
 
P.S. My doggy Allie is making funny noises now in her sleep. But she is sooooo cute! I think she wins.
 
SandyUte said:
P.S. My doggy Allie is making funny noises now in her sleep. But she is sooooo cute! I think she wins.
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Funny noises in sleep seem to be the norm.at your place.We have them here,but not the sort you mention in polite conversation.Ohh,I just did.Isn't your Doug a sweetheart? Does he clean ovens as well?:rosette1:
 
No, Doug doesn't clean ovens, but he does love me, and I have him trained to say so. And he is really cute when he is sleeping.
 
Well I think Doug is letting the side down - probably buys you flowers and other things from my prohibited list.
 
Robert,we all know you are a real romantic and a pushover with the ladies,especially Kylie,wearing tights and smoking a cigar avidly watching cricket.So stop pretending.And I WIN for being so perceptive.
 
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmm...............................WHAT ! Sorry it was the Kylie thing - lost concentration for a moment.
 
Hey - watch it you lot !

That bloody Olympic Torch Relay is coming near me in the morning - they even said on the News 'let's have the Torch Relay weather' - Aaargh - it drives me mad.

I am giving my daughter a lift to work at 7am tomorrow as her bus will get caught up in the traffic.

They all keep saying it is a once in a lifetime event.... well GOOD!

Don't you think I will make a fantastic Grumpy Old Man?
 
:uk_flag::uk_flag::headbang:
Robert747 said:
Hey - watch it you lot !

That bloody Olympic Torch Relay is coming near me in the morning - they even said on the News 'let's have the Torch Relay weather' - Aaargh - it drives me mad.

I am giving my daughter a lift to work at 7am tomorrow as her bus will get caught up in the traffic.

They all keep saying it is a once in a lifetime event.... well GOOD!

Don't you think I will make a fantastic Grumpy Old Man?
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Yes,I know your brother Victor very well Mr.Meldrew.But I'm surprised at you,of all people,Dissing the Olympic Torch.I bet you'll be at the front waving your Union Flag with gusto (whoever HE is")
 
No I really support the Olympics and very proud it is in the UK - it is just the Torch Relay I don't support. Although the Olympic Flame goes back to the Games of Ancient Greece the 'Torch Relay' was started by Nazi Germany for the 1936 Olympics and the purpose was sheer propaganda. I don't think it has much to do with Olympic ideals.

Hey what happened there !
 
Info that I didn't know, Robert. Thanks for sharing. Wow, why in the world would they continue THAT tradition?
 
So true, Robert, about the torch relay. I was mad when the winter olympics was here because I didn't get to see one piece of the "once in a lifetime" event. I just made sure family, friends, etc. did. I stayed home and sulked. My fault, though, I sat home and sulked.
 
Awww, Sandy. That would be my luck too, I'm sure. Our law enforcement does a torch run every year, but it's not the same at all.
 
My foster son was in part of the torch run with a group of special needs kids from around here, but I didn't even get to see that! (I think that was the year Doug told me how the torch run started, but I didn't care, I wanted to see my kid! I swear, Doug knows the history of everything. His family used to sit around in the evening and read interesting bits of trivia to each other. I was lucky to graduate from high school (I was a trouble maker), and many years later went to college.
 
Well of course, we mothers don't want to miss our kids, I'd be the same way. LOL! My hubs calls me "Cliff" from Cheers, because my head is full of (usually useless) knowledge. I was the clown in highschool, and in detention alot the first 2 years for getting caught smoking at school, lmao!
 
Well, in my defense, other than the smoking, I was a good girl. I didn't get in other trouble at school, didn't give my parents problems, well, other than the sarcastic, emotional teenager at times. Came home by curfew, etc, etc.
 
Not sure that defence would stand up in Court. But if you're happy we are happy.

Sandy - because Aura seems to have given up as my 'help desk' - do you know how long you can keep hard boiled eggs in the fridge - I have some about a week old.
 
Robert747 said:
Not sure that defence would stand up in Court. But if you're happy we are happy.

Sandy - because Aura seems to have given up as my 'help desk' - do you know how long you can keep hard boiled eggs in the fridge - I have some about a week old.
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Ditto, about a week. It depends how fresh they were to begin with. But a week is a good standard.

And Doug is a saint. Saint Douglas _________ _____.
 
Hi, I'm back for a win. Robert, I haven't given up on helping you. Today I am sitting up and not crawling on the floor to get around. Yesterday at 4.30am I got hit with a bad sinus infection, face swelled amazingly, I saw stars all the time, fever and was dizzy. But with antibiotics I am ME again! :ybiggrin: Infections move so fast when you got nothing to fight them. The soonest I could get to the doc was 5 pm, I walked there like a drunk person, and toddled back the same - thank goodness it was only 2 blocks. :biggrin: So I win :medal1:
 
I'm so sorry you've been sick, sis. I wondered where you where. And yes, infections move fast. Hope you get all the way better really fast.
 
A conversation between a Native American and his young son...

Boy: Dad, how did I get my name? Father: Well, in our tribe son, we name our young by the beautiful feelings we were having during the love making. For instance, your cousin, Rustling Leaves, was named because his parents made beautiful love underneath a large 100 year old tree on a quiet summer day. And your uncle, Quiet Buffalo, was named because his parents made love during the season when our tribe could find no buffalo to hunt. Boy: Oh, I see. Thank you for answering my question Dad. Father: No problem. But why do you ask Broken Condom?
 
I get better soon, just amazed at how fast it developed. I skipped getting a cold and it went straight to infection. Yea, hubby comes back today for a couple of days, then off to Christchurch on Sunday for study.
 
Robert, you are always so kind to me :yfaint: I hope you got through the torch event that was coming your way.
 
This darn "smartphone" just ate my reply again. It said something like don't make assumptions, Robert, (but I'm sure Cheryl can cook), yes, Doug is still a saint, we get to start our quasi camping trip tomorrow, I hope Kirsty is a lot better, and hugs and peace to all of you.
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My doc make some absurd comment about not wanting to put me back in the hospital (then why did she bring it up? She knows I won't go.) Seizures are getting less since she made that comment though. Hmmmm...

Have a good night, will be back for more badgering tomorrow, kisses!
 
Yeh - the Torch Relay is winding its way through the Medway Towns - I have just got back and managed to miss it all. A sense of relief.

I feel as if I have been working at half speed this week - work has been slow and that generally means the calm before the storm!
 
Good afternoon Peeps.Sandy,in case I miss you,have a lovely break with no health issues if you can manage that.I'm taking the win as I'm still waiting for my prize to arrive after the other days massive win.Had a "healthy" food day today,but I usually do anyway.O.J and Wheatgrass,dog walk then almond milk with Baobab super fruit powder and a banana.Home made carrott apple and celery juice at lunch time and for my last meal of the day(3pm)sushi,salad and a HUGE strawberry tart.Well I never said I was perfect did I ?
 
That is (mostly) too healthy for me, Carol. we are on the way, up the first of two main canyons going to Tony Grove Campground, not far from Logan, Utah. It has a really pretty little lake in the middle of pine trees and quaking aspen. We definitely win. No seizures today or yesterday, or even day before. YAY!
 
That's good to hear Sandy, you have some fun love. I am doing good now and hubby is back :) So I am happy, and taking a win.
 
We've been out for a tramp thru the woods on a lovely sunny day with a nice little breeze.Just put a roast in and prep'd vegies so feeling soooooo SMUG !!! So if anyone wants to take the win for awhile,go right ahead.But I'll be back after I've stuffed me face.
 
Well the rule is if you can go 24 hours without another person posting - you win. So tough ! You only managed 21 hours
 
Morning, time for a win. Hubby is at Uni for a few days back for a night and then away for a night and then its Friday again! :ybiggrin: I'm off to the doc soon - so grabbing a win while I can
 
Really hope you and Sandy had a great but uneventful weeked and I'm taking the win because I think you've got enough to worry about
 
I'm good, Carol, thanks! How's you? Sneezing my head off today, lol, heatwave isn't killing whatever I am allergic to I guess!
 
CLynn said:
I'm good, Carol, thanks! How's you? Sneezing my head off today, lol, heatwave isn't killing whatever I am allergic to I guess!
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ah sorry Cheryl.Hope your weather cools down soon.My brain gets fuddled when it's warm.Forcast just been on tv and rain on the way by thurs.just in time for the olympics starting on fri.Roberts Quiet today eh?
 
Greetings - after complaining about the cold wet summer for many weeks I have now had enough of the heat - an it is only 80f ish - nowhere near 100f - some people are never happy. Even went out without socks on today - but a long way from shorts weather yet!
 
Hopefully the psuedofed will kick in soon, lol, I hate this kind of morning! This too, shall pass, as they say. And yes, the heat has my brain all fuddled, lol!
Robert so quiet is worrisome, but let's enjoy it, haa haa! Glad you are getting some summer weather finally!
 
Definition of joy........................got caught up in a huge traffic incident on Friday while driving to Suffolk (usually takes 1 1/2 to 2 hours) left at 2.45pm and arrived at 7.30pm. After an hour or two of moving nowhere / walking pace I suddenly remembered about a pack of biscuits I had left in the glove box some time ago .................... the whole world suddenly seemed better.
 
Robert747 said:
Definition of joy........................got caught up in a huge traffic incident on Friday while driving to Suffolk (usually takes 1 1/2 to 2 hours) left at 2.45pm and arrived at 7.30pm. After an hour or two of moving nowhere / walking pace I suddenly remembered about a pack of biscuits I had left in the glove box some time ago .................... the whole world suddenly seemed better.
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Ahh,you poor little soul.You should always be prepared for the unexpected.The ONLY thing that really scares me in that situation,is loo breaks.When I see jams on tv I have nightmares.:eek::sign0085:
 
I had to look up psychic - Cheryl would've known it!

You know you need a new psychic if she shakes the crystal ball and predicts a snowstorm
 
scottsma said:
The ONLY thing that really scares me in that situation,is loo breaks.When I see jams on tv I have nightmares.:eek::sign0085:
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Ahh it's all in the mind.

Actually those biscuits were chocolate covered - it gets very hot in the car - so not gourmet dining
 
Robert747 said:
Ahh it's all in the mind.

Actually those biscuits were chocolate covered - it gets very hot in the car - so not gourmet dining
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I agree,it is all in the mind but I always wonder how they manage,especially the Ladies.I find it really scary.Re. biccys it could have been worse.It might have been an old prawn mayo from Tesco.:eek:
 
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I don't have time to read all your old posts as we are going back up the canyon with no internet access in about two seconds, but I must have won because I slipped on some rocks and fell (splat) into the lake yesterday! No injuries, I was just covered in muddy lake water from head to toe.

:rof:
 
Surely you have mixed me up with someone else - words that spring to mind -

Heroic
Matinee idol
Modest
Reasonable
Bounder

I am sure there are others but I am a bit busy with the fake tan at present
 
Robert747 said:
Surely you have mixed me up with someone else - words that spring to mind -

Heroic
Matinee idol
Modest
Reasonable
Bounder

I am sure there are others but I am a bit busy with the fake tan at present
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lmao!!!! Hmm, strange, but that list of words was not the words coming to mind. The fake tan, LMAO!!!! George Hamilton, move over!
 
Cheryl, agreed. Trysha and Robert, it really was funny and didn't take long at all to dry off and get comfortable. Thank goodness for running water and a sister with a trailer with a nice comfortable queen sized bed to sleep my cares away.
 
SandyUte said:
Cheryl, agreed. Trysha and Robert, it really was funny and didn't take long at all to dry off and get comfortable. Thank goodness for running water and a sister with a trailer with a nice comfortable queen sized bed to sleep my cares away.
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sorry Sandy,but just had a really good laugh at your "mishap" It's happened to me many times.I act like a teenage boy instead of a granny.Was a toss up whether you or Robert was the funniest and you won.Robert,bless him,is just sad.:ghug:
 
Robert is always quite sad. Getting a fake tan the UK? Everyone would would know it is fake as there is no sunshine there. And Robert is wimpy too, no shorts at 80° f? The kids in Utah wear shorts to school when it is snowing outside! But personally I think that is about as stupid as falling into a lake.
 
No it's not stupid,just entertaining for the rest of us.As long as you weren't physically hurt it doesn't matter about your pride.With ref.to shorts and fake tan,we honestly never know what the weathers gonna do from one day to the next and poor Robert legs could turn purple with cold by the end of a "summers"day so best not to encourage him.NOT a pretty sight I'm sure.This is turning into a short novel so I'll say what I meant to.I WIN
 
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