Limericks: Rhyme a Line at a Time

[scottsma]

The orange sauce was ready

 

[Beach bum]

With an aroma that was heady

 

[723crossroads]

All I could hear was pluck pluck!!! LOL:ylol:

 

[723crossroads]

In wandered a cow named Nellie NEW ONE

 

[Robert747]

who made the big mistake of settling down to watch telly

 

[scottsma]

The milkmaid came with her pail

 

[723crossroads]

milked Nellie till frail

 

[scottsma]

and with a sigh,she lay down on her belly.

 

[723crossroads]

In walked Uncle Sam


New One

 

[scottsma]

Said,man I'm in a jam

 

[723crossroads]

I took some people's money

 

[Robert747]

To buy a present for my honey

 

[723crossroads]

and ended up getting a ham!!!

 

[723crossroads]

New one
Julian thought he could win

 

[Beach bum]

But he got himself in a spin.

 

[scottsma]

in the race, he fell over

 

[723crossroads]

and squished poor Rover....:frown:

 

[Dexky]

And now poor Rover's quite thin.

 

[723crossroads]

Patsy was a very good girl

 

[scottsma]

She had a warm smile,and her teeth were like pearl

 

[723crossroads]

She loved to dance the night away

 

[Robert747]

and spend all her hard earned pay

 

[723crossroads]

Rolling around with a guy named Earl:soledance:

 

[scottsma]

There was an old lady from York

 

[723crossroads]

Whose family never ate pork

 

[scottsma]

But she loved eggs and bacon

 

[723crossroads]

and old fashioned "love makin"!:heart:

 

[scottsma]

But her hubby prefered just to talk.

 

[723crossroads]

There's a time for all things (NEW ONE)

 

[Beach bum]

White dresses , confetti and rings

 

[723crossroads]

Weddings in the sun

 

[Dexky]

what kind of limerick is this…
it seems it's come undone.

 

[723crossroads]

Dexey has to sing!!!!

 

[Naturelover]

There was a cat named Rover

 

[723crossroads]

Because it always rolled over

 

[scottsma]

It wagged it's tail

 

[Robert747]

but then, just like any male

 

[scottsma]

Before it began,it was over.

 

[723crossroads]

New one!
Trying to figure out men!

 

[scottsma]

who,why what or when

 

[723crossroads]

Pants up, pants down....

 

[scottsma]

smile or frown

 

[723crossroads]

They'll try anything again!

 

[SandyUte]

(New one) revolutionary war in the house

 

[Guest323244]

a conflict between cat and mouse

 

[Beach bum]

Fighting up the stairs and down the back passage,



(we used to have one of these and a very cold spider infested outside loo !)

 

[scottsma]

In future they will EACH have a sausage

 

[723crossroads]

But both are really a louse!

 

[723crossroads]

New on~ Tickle me pink

 

[scottsma]

New on~ Tickle me pink

that's a sex toy shop in our town (not proud to mention it):ywow:


Tickle me pink


but first buy me a drink :wink:

 

[SandyUte]

because I am blue

 

[723crossroads]

and I sure do like you!:biggrin::heart:

 

[Beach bum]

I will let you know with a nod and a wink :wink:

 

[723crossroads]

Ok folks, no more strokes!

 

[SandyUte]

The EMTs think they is jokes

 

[723crossroads]

But they is not I did reply!:ybiggrin:

 

[SandyUte]

(think I got this thread messed up too, what are the rules again?)

 

[723crossroads]

(think I got this thread messed up too, what are the rules again?)

Aabba

 

[723crossroads]

On that my friend, you can rely.

 

[SandyUte]

(somebody else do it - fried brain syndrome today)

 

[723crossroads]

Said Mr. Ed eating oats!

 

[723crossroads]

New one~ Don't take life for granted:heart:

 

[SandyUte]

said the gardener as she planted

 

[Beach bum]

Beets and pumpkins for the fall,

 

[SandyUte]

still, she headed for the mall

 

[723crossroads]

Carrying all those pkgs as she panted.

 

[723crossroads]

Spring is almost here:rosette1: New One

 

[SandyUte]

now wash my windows, be a dear

 

[scottsma]

Shake the rugs and wash the floors

 

[SandyUte]

from breakfast till night, you have to do chores

 

[723crossroads]

I'm done now I do fear!

 

[scottsma]

There was a fat lady from Spain

 

[723crossroads]

and noone could remember her name

 

[scottsma]

so they called her Senora Grande

 

[723crossroads]

She was as beautiful as they say

 

[scottsma]

But without make-up she was a plain Jane

 

[Robert747]

I know an old man with a great fat frog

 

[scottsma]

Who loved an old Gal with a farting dog

 

[Dexky]

Together, the two of them, made quite a pair

 

[Robert747]

All the locals did like to stare

 

[scottsma]

Especially when all of them went for a jog

 

[Beach bum]

I find G&T the best of tonics,

 

[723crossroads]

and sometimes reading the daily comics

 

[scottsma]

Perhaps some crisps (chips) and a bit of cheese

 

[723crossroads]

Or maybe for hubs a sexy striptease:biggrin:

 

[gringo43]

No,no,no it only makes him sneeze

 

[scottsma]

There was an old guy called McDuff

 

[Dexky]

who preferred his t.p. to be rough

 

[gringo43]

when in the buff

 

[Dexky]

and wiping his stuff

 

[723crossroads]

when in the buff

These are limericks. AA BB A
first 2 rhyme then second 2 rhyme with themselves. Then last line rhymes with 1st 2. So try again and see how much fun it is!!!

 

[723crossroads]

There was an old guy called McDuff

This is the beginning.

 

[Dexky]

These are limericks. AA BB A
first 2 rhyme then second 2 rhyme with themselves. Then last line rhymes with 1st 2. So try again and see how much fun it is!!!

OK Pot!! Leave the kettle alone, and just get on with it

when in the buff, and wiping his stuff,
he said these lim'ricks just aren't up to snuff!!

 

[723crossroads]

ok pot!! Leave the kettle alone, and just get on with it
there was an old guy named mcduffwhen in the buff, and wiping his stufffell prey to a fungus you see,

:d:d:d:d:d:d:d

 

[Robert747]

There was a young lady named Sapphire

 

[723crossroads]

There was a young lady named Sapphire

HEY! NOT DONE!:ywow:

 

[723crossroads]

There was a young lady named Sapphire

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! GO back!

 

[Robert747]

Soooooooo bossy!

 

[723crossroads]

Soooooooo bossy!

Thanx, I needed a laugh so bad!:ybiggrin::heart:

 

[723crossroads]

lONGEST LIMERICK EVER!