So I'm in a flair and currently going through my 4th round of c-diff this year... nice I know.
my very funny elderly aunt calls me this evening. We are talking about this and that while I'm on the sofa when I feel.... THE CRAMP!
So I tell her I have to go... it dose't register with her. Again I'm getting louder now as I struggle to get out of the reclining position that I REALLY HAVE TO GO!
No..no she has just one more thing to tell me, at this point I am running down the hall, one hand holding the bottom of my shorts. Yelling, "oh sh!t, oh sh!t, oh sh!t!" (Yes I don't know why i didn't just hand up) I can't get on potty. It's too late, so I jump into the tub and hang up.
Five min later, here comes aunt through front door with the broom. She thought I was being robbed!
only to find me in a puddle in the shower...
At least I had a laughable moment, what was my 70 year old aunt gonna do with a broom to a robber, but at least she didn't call the police to come in!
Anyone else got a funny moment?
my very funny elderly aunt calls me this evening. We are talking about this and that while I'm on the sofa when I feel.... THE CRAMP!
So I tell her I have to go... it dose't register with her. Again I'm getting louder now as I struggle to get out of the reclining position that I REALLY HAVE TO GO!
No..no she has just one more thing to tell me, at this point I am running down the hall, one hand holding the bottom of my shorts. Yelling, "oh sh!t, oh sh!t, oh sh!t!" (Yes I don't know why i didn't just hand up) I can't get on potty. It's too late, so I jump into the tub and hang up.
Five min later, here comes aunt through front door with the broom. She thought I was being robbed!
only to find me in a puddle in the shower...At least I had a laughable moment, what was my 70 year old aunt gonna do with a broom to a robber, but at least she didn't call the police to come in!
Anyone else got a funny moment?
