Oh. My. God.

[Creepy Lurker]

http://gyroscope.com/d.asp?product=TOILET

I cried when I saw this... (well, not really)

 

[Crohn's 35]

Ha, a Crohnies Dream!

 

[farm]

I so need one of those!

 

[imisspopcorn]

I've used one of those. I had to ask how to flush it. Very embarassing moment.

 

[farm]

I've used one of those. I had to ask how to flush it. Very embarassing moment.

Well we need more of a review than that, tell us a big lie

 

[imisspopcorn]

I didn't push any of the fancy buttons. I didn't know what it was until I couldn't flush. The seat was comfy. I felt kind of like Captain Kirk with the control panel....I guess it came with the house. My friend said the previous owners had it.

 

[DanSJVDavis]

Well we need more of a review than that, tell us a big lie

I used one once. Only once. Never again. I sat down on it and everything was fine. Then the seat started to get warm and vibrate and that was pretty cool. Then, the horror began. I can only assume that it tried to filter the stench and suddenly overloaded. The water jet was set too high and shot me in my right ball, nearly blowing the thing off. I tried to stand, but with that kind of pain, I could hardly move. Then the vibrating got worse and the seat began to burn a ring around my butt cheeks and I think the heating element in the heated dryer lit the fumes of my poop on fire and a concussive blast from the inside blew me off the toilet and into the bathroom door, burning off all my butt hairs in the process.












There, how's that for a lie.

 

[Peaches]

That is hilarious Carrie - I wish I could "try before I buy".

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Hmmmmm......what to ask for for birthday....that ultra wide angle lens for my camera or this. Hmmm, lens or ultimate in crapping luxury - lens or seat, lens or seat........ Well, at least I have a few months to decide!

 

[imisspopcorn]

I used one once. Only once. Never again. I sat down on it and everything was fine. Then the seat started to get warm and vibrate and that was pretty cool. Then, the horror began. I can only assume that it tried to filter the stench and suddenly overloaded. The water jet was set too high and shot me in my right ball, nearly blowing the thing off. I tried to stand, but with that kind of pain, I could hardly move. Then the vibrating got worse and the seat began to burn a ring around my butt cheeks and I think the heating element in the heated dryer lit the fumes of my poop on fire and a concussive blast from the inside blew me off the toilet and into the bathroom door, burning off all my butt hairs in the process.












There, how's that for a lie.

Well, it took care of the "Sasquatch" action you had going on..

 

[farm]

Great review Dan!!

 

[DanSJVDavis]

Yeah, it took them a while to get the stench of burnt butt hair and scorched poo odor out of there. Had to replace the bathroom door as well when my head nearly went through it.

 

[Peaches]

Yeah, but did you sue the manufacturer???

 

[imisspopcorn]

Was Creepy looking for a Gyro-scope?

 

[DanSJVDavis]

Yeah, but did you sue the manufacturer???

I tried, but they said my using it was attributed to pushing it beyond the safety tolerance level and was considered consumer misuse. When I passed gas in the court room, they told me I was in contempt of court and threw me out of the place. Last I heard they were still trying to fumigate the stand.

 

[merrywidow]

did you see the price?
bit steep for a all singing all dancing loo if you ask me.

 

[Creepy Lurker]

Was Creepy looking for a Gyro-scope?

I was looking at the lasers. I'm a geek.

 

[imisspopcorn]

What are you going to do with a laser??? BTW geeks are cool= ceek

 

[merrywidow]

he is gonna laser things when sitting on the loo!!!

 

[violetcreams]

Heehee!!

I used one once. Only once. Never again. I sat down on it and everything was fine. Then the seat started to get warm and vibrate and that was pretty cool. Then, the horror began. I can only assume that it tried to filter the stench and suddenly overloaded. The water jet was set too high and shot me in my right ball, nearly blowing the thing off. I tried to stand, but with that kind of pain, I could hardly move. Then the vibrating got worse and the seat began to burn a ring around my butt cheeks and I think the heating element in the heated dryer lit the fumes of my poop on fire and a concussive blast from the inside blew me off the toilet and into the bathroom door, burning off all my butt hairs in the process.













There, how's that for a lie.

 

[imisspopcorn]

What things???? Is he some kind of evil genius???...Creepy, don't laser the bathroom door shut.

 

[shazamataz]

Ha ha, I can't imagine ever spending that kind of money on a toilet seat. I could buy a car for that. An old one, but still a car!