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Side effects I'd like to see.....

Ever notice side effects are always nasty? 'It'll cure your Crohns but you'll grow a purple horn out the side of your head.' Here are some side effects I would like to see (feel free to add your own!)....

1. My leg and underarm hair fall out
2. My complexion clears up
3. I have super strength
4. The hair on my head is thick, long, and curly

Your turn! Lol
:ylol: :ylol: :ylol:
 

Jessi

Moderator
5. Could cause 6- or 8-pack on the abdomen
6. May cause breasts to enlarge
7. Eyelashes get thicker and fuller
8. Causes gums and teeth to be healthy and strong
 
9. May cause sweet smelling and fresh breath
10. Increases awareness and ability to drive a car
11. May cause vision to improve
12. Extended use may cause the ability to predict lottery numbers with incredible accuracy
 
13. One's farts smell like roses
14. Become incredibly attractive to the opposite sex
15. Eliminates the need for Botox and other age defying products
 

Crohn's 35

Inactive Account
Gotta love all these :banana:

16. Makes you go from a size 18 to size six
17. Makes you smarter than before
18. You do win the lottery as above , big jackpot so you can get a pool boy lol.
 

Jessi

Moderator
19. Motivates you to do all your chores
20. Leaves you with enough energy to hang out with friends
21. Allows you to eat ANY kind of food you want
 

sawdust

Moderator
Location
Pennsylvania
22. The medication does what it's supposed to, and nothing more... :ywow:
23. Piques your interest enough and improves your vision enough to read all of the side effects on the packaging.
 

David

Co-Founder
Location
Naples, Florida
Hahahah. Yeah, why aren't there ever any good side effects?

24. You become super relaxed and nothing bothers you
25. Everything tastes better
26. You laugh harder than ever
27. You feel intensely present
28. You feel very peaceful and loving

Wait a second, those CAN be side effects...
 
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