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imisspopcorn

imisspopcorn

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So, we went to conferences yesterday...There is a big push on writing skills here in our district. Look at the lovely story my second grader wrote...


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Well, that was one of the most memorable conferences ever!
 
That is hilarious!!! The funniest thing I've seen in a LONG time!!:ylol2: :ylol2: :ylol2:

The drawings make it!!!
 
imisspopcorn said:
It's female????
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HA! Seen a female dog do that! My uncle had a female toy poodle that used to rub against the female Shepard mix...until the Shepard got irritated and smacked her down with a paw. So then it's spaying time. ;)
 
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I cried laughing my ass off, hahaha! Reminds me of the time in Kindergarten, my son wrote a story how his father and I made a lot of noise after bedtime. It was interesting explaining to the teacher that he meant us playing video games laughing hysterically because we'd get SO into the game, lol.

My female dog humps a LOT! She has the hormones of a 12 year old boy. She humps the kids, stuffed animals, me, whatever! I have a pic of her humping my cat -- I'll have to upload it, LOL.
 
Did they call you in just for that Carrie? That is hilarious!!! I can only imagine the things my little one says and does at school - she has NO filter whatsoever. She even grosses us out at home.

I'm waiting for the cliffhanger.....should be worth it!
 
No, we have trimesters here...It was the first conference for the report card. He did get really good grades, thank God! He always does embarrassing things like this...No filter either. He's always got to take it to the next level...
 
There is no idea of taking it to the next level with Abby - she IS the next level - all the time. She is really smart - but just has no sense at all about social norms or manners or anything! I swear - she eats with her mouth open and shovels it in every single night - talking all the while - even though we have been working with her on her manners for YEARS. And she'd go to school without brushing her hair or her teeth if we let her - she just doesn't seem to care! I swear she is FERREL. Total opposite of my 17 year old - her teachers in elementary school used to call me asking me not to let her dress so nicely because she didn't want to play on the playground and get her shoes mess up! She was always worried about messing herself up - very prim and proper. I am neither of these things - I just don't get where they get it from!
 
I always ask him, "Where did I get you from". The pat answer is "The cabbage patch". So there you go....
 
No filter on mine either.... Like the time we were in a lift and Paddy said at the top of his voice " that lady smells"... I said, "no darling the lift smells" (while inwardly dying), he responds even louder with, "no mummy, it's definitely her, I can smell her from here". We literally bombed it out at the next stop...

Then there was a story Tom wrote at school about daddy getting drunk and falling down the stairs....my poor husband was so upset because he's teetotal, and now the teacher thinks he is an alcoholic dad. He had actually fallen down the stairs and when we asked Tom why he said daddy was drunk he said it was because he had drunk a big pint of milk before he fell (true) so therefore he was drunk...

Kids!!!!
 
Mommy: What did you do today?

Kayli: We made you a Christmas present in the garage with drawers for your clothes to hang on!

Yeah, never tell a 3 year old a secret....
 
DanSJVDavis said:
Mommy: What did you do today?

Kayli: We made you a Christmas present in the garage with drawers for your clothes to hang on!

Yeah, never tell a 3 year old a secret....
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Oh YES!!! Dan....I hate that!! Now, we have brain washed them to say, "We got you socks and a hammer". That way they can let something out and not give it away.

I was 7 months pregnant and bought my husband this enormous shop vac for Christmas. I had to unpackage it in the Home Depot parking lot to get it to fit into the trunk of a Toyota Camry...I was sweating, like it was the middle of June. I was sooo pissed at myself for not having enough sense to check if it would fit, I nearly took it back.....I got it home, repackaged it, and wrapped it up just in the nick of time....My husband walks through the door and the first thing my then 3 year old daughter said was, "Guess what we got you, a vacuum."...
From now on...Socks and a hammer....
 
LOL!!! OMG - that is sooo friggin' funny (although not funny at the time I am sure). I love hearing these stories. I mean, I know kids do the darndest things - but I just always feel like mine is so outta control!
 
What did u say when she showed you? That is seriously hilarious, you kids are as busted up as mine! Ain't it grand? Every time one of mine does something bone-headed i find myself thinking of that scholarship commercial, where the kid is playing in the box and gets lost in it spinning around the room. :)
 
We just laughed...I wondered why she hasn't invited me to help in the classroom lately...I guess I should expect a knock at the door.
 
Will is trained to say, "Same thing as last year, just a different color."
 
The rest is not as funny...But I showed Grandpa, and he confirmed my suspicions that yes indeed the dog is a "Mississippi Leg Hound". And he did witness the event..So, I will scan it and post it in a few minutes...
 
This is dedicated to DanM, who is about to embark on the journey of parenthood.....I wish you many embarrassing moments and lots of laughs.It's an adventure worth taking.
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Here is his grade...Which is pretty bad. He usually gets A's...Supposedly it was because he changed topic. All I can say is, thank God he changed topic. I can't wait to show this story at his wedding...
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There is more to the story, they climb a tree....Sorry if the cliff hanger was disappointing.
 
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That sucks!! I would have given him an "A" just for the laughs!

Great story!!!
 
A few years ago, I walked in on my kid standing at the top of the couch doing a "cross" pose, wrists hanging loosely, head bowed and even had one foot placed on top of the other. Is that bad?
 
I would say no. There is a natural morbid curiosity that kids have with the whole crucifiction....Just like other things that involve death. Kind of like digging up the pet bird to see if it is still dead.
 
imisspopcorn said:
I would say no. There is a natural morbid curiosity that kids have with the whole crucifiction....Just like other things that involve death. Kind of like digging up the pet bird to see if it is still dead.
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I did that with a hamster. In fact, I did it on two separate occasions. In my defense, the second time was to show my friends.

Hi, my name is Vanessa and I think I just realized that I need psychiatric help.
 
vshirey317 said:
I did that with a hamster. In fact, I did it on two separate occasions. In my defense, the second time was to show my friends.

Hi, my name is Vanessa and I think I just realized that I need psychiatric help.
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Really, you just NOW realized that?:voodoo:
 
That's why my FIL didn't show the boys where he buried his Pomeranian...All kids do that stuff.
 
imisspopcorn said:
That's why my FIL didn't show the boys where he buried his Pomeranian...All kids do that stuff.
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Not around here but I think it's because of the exposure of dead animals they get without having to dig anything up.
 
I think the constant jiggling has rattled a screw loose!!! Lipo is the only cure....sign me up!
 

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