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farm said:
Because the Remington VRT weighs more than you suspected ?
:ylol2: :ylol2: :ylol2: ....You got that right...And when I ran for the door 2 security guards tackled me.....Geez, no Christmas spirit anymore.
 
Merry you lucky you live where you do, Canada is in a deep freeze, out west is getting -40c below, now that is chilly lol. Here now, is -25c Winchill -33c.... THAT is cold!
 
why is my kitchen temp 11.8 degress? oh yes its because i turned the heating off before we went away!!
 
WHY the hell is it that all year long, my city spends all of its money on useless, retahded things that it DOESN'T need, and then when there's a BLIZZARD, they can't pay for PLOWS?????????????????

I HATE NEW ENGLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Why have I been listening to Kenny G for 4 days straight now? Who listens to this crap on purpose? I'll gladly pay someone to slap the crap out of me and knock some sense in my head. Thanks in advance.
 
vshirey317 said:
Why have I been listening to Kenny G for 4 days straight now? Who listens to this crap on purpose? I'll gladly pay someone to slap the crap out of me and knock some sense in my head. Thanks in advance.
Sold!
 
WHY did my kids just open the door for a couple of Jehovah Witnesses and get me caught in a trap with them? And I couldn't even be rude because they were a couple of cute old ladies. Grrr...
 
If you have a really big dog that barks, you hold it by the collar. In the nicest possible way say, " You better talk fast cuz, I don't know how long I can hold Rover."...Works like a charm....Boy I miss Duke:(
 
imisspopcorn said:
If you have a really big dog that barks, you hold it by the collar. In the nicest possible way say, " You better talk fast cuz, I don't know how long I can hold Rover."...Works like a charm....Boy I miss Duke:(

I have a dachshund -- does that count? It should because one time the cable guy was over and he was telling me how his brother is an ER doctor and said the #1 dog breed he sees injuries from come from doxies, LOL.

So yeah, I was holding Phoebe under one arm while she's trying to break free, had a diaperless toddler running around in the living room and two older boys fighting and they STILL kept trying to talk. I should've said, "I think God wants me to get a diaper on my kid before he craps on my floor. Laters" and shut the door. I'll remember that for next time.
 
There is a Kingdom hall one street over. We get weekly visits!!! And the neighbor across the street is Mormon so we get monthly visits....I need to have Dan Davis dress me up like zombie so I can invite them in for a chat.
 
We don't get many visits out where we live. If we do, somebody is lost or it's the cops.
 
DanSJVDavis said:
WHY CAN I NOT STOP TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Arrgghh! Got 4 days to finish my projects!!!!!!!!
xmas waits for no man. you have all year to finish your projects, why wait until xmas?
 
Why does fuel oil cost more than we can afford! Why does this house HAVE to have a fuel oil furnace!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Why is it that after Josh and I were daring and shared a small pizza (plain cheese, light sauce) yesterday I felt FINE, and then hours later, my "gallbladder" hurt so bad I wanted to rip it out, but it's NOT THERE, and today I feel like I'm going to vomit??!??!?!??!?!??!
 
Santos61198 said:
Why is it that after Josh and I were daring and shared a small pizza (plain cheese, light sauce) yesterday I felt FINE, and then hours later, my "gallbladder" hurt so bad I wanted to rip it out, but it's NOT THERE, and today I feel like I'm going to vomit??!??!?!??!?!??!

No way! I hope whatever it is passes and you get back to feeling good again. :(
 
Santos61198 said:
Why is it that after Josh and I were daring and shared a small pizza (plain cheese, light sauce) yesterday I felt FINE, and then hours later, my "gallbladder" hurt so bad I wanted to rip it out, but it's NOT THERE, and today I feel like I'm going to vomit??!??!?!??!?!??!


Yikes! Sorry to hear that Ris!!!
 
DanSJVDavis said:
Why does fuel oil cost more than we can afford! Why does this house HAVE to have a fuel oil furnace!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I know it is crazy for the price of Oil!! Here in Canada it cost $800.00 a month to have a full tank. I never let it get that low and we also have an airtight wood stove and it is high efficiency but we still have our water heated with oil. But only have to fill it about every 3 months at half mast. Country living will do that. :voodoo:
 
Why doesn't Dan just break down and buy a Snuggie already???
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Hmmm, snuggies... why would anyone want to be reminded of such fun times by wear a furry hospital gown!
 
SEXY BEAST!!!! uhh...sorry - just had a visual of hubby naked with snuggie on and walking down the hall with his backend hangin' out! (hee hee) Thanks Beth!
 
Because Christmas would be in the Spring....and that's just odd....Poor people Down Under probably laugh at us and our white Christmas'
 
imisspopcorn said:
Because Christmas would be in the Spring....and that's just odd....Poor people Down Under probably laugh at us and our white Christmas'

We have Christmas in the Summer! It's not weird because that's what we are used to. Barbecues and beaches and all that :)
 
Now that's wierd Shaz. Need the white stuff to help the Christmas lights have the right reflection. Need to be able to go out and make snow angels and snowmen and women. Need to be able to watch bright red cardinals come into the bird feeders.
Need the cold,wet snow to be able to snuggle up with in front of a fireplace with a hot tottie and a hottie while laying on a bearskin rug with the lights out and soft music playing. Oh who am I kidding. A cup of tea in front of the television watching reruns of Law and Order.
 
why has everywhere, not only run out of rock salt, but nowhere has table salt either. i am so dsperate that i was gonna borrow a handful of salt our o the roadside bucket, but they are empty as well.
 
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