So today we took the kids to a theme park.
After a modest lunch of a piece of solitary chicken for me and delicious looking hot dogs with onions and stupid amounts of sauce for the rest of the family we decided to check out the maze!
Typical then, that just when myself and youngest are totally lost (not stressed - having a total giggle), my bowels decided to take offence at the chicken... I mean... how many of you have had an attack of the squits while in a friggin maze???
First came the cramps, and by the time hubby and eldest son found me I was in that well known state of immobility wrapped around a rubbish bin. I felt sure that if I didn't move a muscle and didn't let go then surely everything would be ok.
Hubby had to practically carry me out of the maze to the disabled loo (thank god he has a sense of direction)... and guess what??? Bowels went shy! After the cramps, and the twitching bum hole it was a false alarm.
Except it wasn't. My bowels are evil b&stards... no, they waited until after I had sat for 20 mins to recover (just to be on the safe side), then taken a walk to the furthest point in the park from the toilets.... then they abandoned all sense of decency...
It's all crap.... I am never going in a maze again.
Lishyloo
After a modest lunch of a piece of solitary chicken for me and delicious looking hot dogs with onions and stupid amounts of sauce for the rest of the family we decided to check out the maze!
Typical then, that just when myself and youngest are totally lost (not stressed - having a total giggle), my bowels decided to take offence at the chicken... I mean... how many of you have had an attack of the squits while in a friggin maze???
First came the cramps, and by the time hubby and eldest son found me I was in that well known state of immobility wrapped around a rubbish bin. I felt sure that if I didn't move a muscle and didn't let go then surely everything would be ok.
Hubby had to practically carry me out of the maze to the disabled loo (thank god he has a sense of direction)... and guess what??? Bowels went shy! After the cramps, and the twitching bum hole it was a false alarm.
Except it wasn't. My bowels are evil b&stards... no, they waited until after I had sat for 20 mins to recover (just to be on the safe side), then taken a walk to the furthest point in the park from the toilets.... then they abandoned all sense of decency...
It's all crap.... I am never going in a maze again.
Lishyloo