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you may have crohns if your laundry bills are higher than your morgage
Nic said:A twist to the normal you might have Crohns if...
Your spouse might have Crohn's if after a nice dinner, he spent all night in the bathroom, while you, the one with Crohn's, never went once!
He may also have Crohn's if he then proceeded to put boxer briefs on, instead of his pajama pants and said to me "just in case I have an accident". I couldn't help but giggle, think of the "You might have Crohn's if.." thread and then respond "Oh honey, according to the forums, you might have Crohn's!"
OMG That is hilarous!#2,#3,#5 Done that!:ylol2:butt-eze said:You might have Crohn's disease if...
you have fed your infant a bottle while sitting on a toilet.
been paged to the pharmacy when grocery shopping, not intending to pick up any meds. They saw me and wanted to let me know my prescription had arrived.
you crapped your pants in an elevator full of people.
you crapped in a half full bag of kettle corn because it was the only thing you had on hand in the car.
you crapped in a parking lot in the light of day.
your cheeks were so big from steroids you see them in your peripheral vision.
you look forward to your colonoscopies for the kick ass nap you have after you get home.
your husband has a naughty dream about you that turns into a nightmare-as he is kissing my neck he looked down my back and saw green splattered diarrhea all over me (glad that was just a "dream")
Ah Kenny, I'm right there with you, only it will be tonight.....How about if you are excited to get the monthly CCFA email and read it before the rest of the mail.....kenny said:You might have crohn's if: You sit alone on Friday Night and Read the CCFA information database
I've had that day MANY times lol. Don't feel bad JennJenn I was escorted out of a Marshall's by security for chasing a guy out of the men's restroom because the women's was closed. Good timesJennjenn said:If you scream out while cutting everyone in line for the ladies room at a base ball game I have crohns I have to go move, move, move, with tears in your eyes and feeling so sick and the lady just about to go into the stall you swoop infront of and slam the door closed.
and then after have an older lady when washing hands says do you feel better now..
Yeah it was a bad day and embarassing! The stares after at me were not nice either. Boy people are just not understanding!!
Lol :lol2: Like I said some people are just not understanding to the fact when you gotta go you gotta go! If they were in that situation I am sure they would do anything necessary also not to go in their pants.Mountaingem said:I've had that day MANY times lol. Don't feel bad JennJenn I was escorted out of a Marshall's by security for chasing a guy out of the men's restroom because the women's was closed. Good times
Pirate said:You may have Crohns if the hotel maintence man comes to check your toilet because others complain of a sewer smell coming from your room
Exactly! It's like what exactly is their problem? It's not like these people never have had diarrhea-we should voodoo curse a mean case of the stomach flu on these people!:devil:Jennjenn said:Lol :lol2: Like I said some people are just not understanding to the fact when you gotta go you gotta go! If they were in that situation I am sure they would do anything necessary also not to go in their pants.
jetta is from canada,Rob said:Where u from jetta England?
You mite be a crohnie if wen watchin tv u get excited ya fav tp goes on sale tomorrow an put a reminder note on ya phone too buy in bulk
Yes, I am from Canada and one of the coldest parts of Canada. Smack in the middle and off one of the finger lakes, Superior. You dont wanna visit here, it was -30c with the windchill and yes it is cold... but a dry cold, my arthritis only acts up when the temperature goes up and gets damp!:tongue:merrywidow said:jetta is from canada,
you have to raid your childs pigging bank to pay for said tp.
Haha! Have been there before... You know it is bad when you just give up and get in the shower since you've used up all your resources.krahsdnal said:if you have used all the toilet paper, napkins, paper towels, coffee filters and are now looking for the next best paper product
uab grad student said:If you have a doctor's appt and the nurse gets tired of transcribing the list of your meds so she says "hand me that piece of paper" and xeroxes it for your charts.
Happened to me yesterday and I think from now on, I'll just type it up and say "here's your own copy". ;-)
My cat will actually walk up and try to take a peek-no wonder she acts brain-damaged at times-lol!CrohnieCarolyn said:You may have Crohns if you would rather be on here than doing your school work, housework or anything that requires any kind of work....
You may have Crohn's if, while you were in the bathroom the cat walked in for a visit while you were having diahrrea and immediately walked out...I think he was holding his nose....lol
This made me laugh so hard. Never has happened to me (yet) but our family always pointed out "shit hill" at a certain place on the interstate... it might as well have had a monument for the time my Dad couldn't hold it and had to run out and crap on the side of the road. We're a strange family... :ycool:tamesis said:When you have to contemplate which you would rather, crapping your pants in the car or at the side of a public road.
Hey dont laugh, I wasnt too sure what LOL was, some say laugh out loud and some say lots of laughs.... same difference! Probably because of my accent...wait I dont have an accent.uab grad student said:Glad you asked mountaingem, 'cause I didn't know either. It took me years to figure out what LMAO meant... Lol ;-)
not ever stolen knickers, but had too explain to a security guard at the court house why i had spare knickers in my bag, and that they were my knickers. i stopped short of proving that though!!imisspopcorn said:That is cute Merry.....have you been accused of stealing knickers before?