Sore bum hole!

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Astra

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Sorry, but I need to tell ya this!!

I've had a sore bum hole for over a week! BUT!!!!!
I can't see anything! Neither could Dr. Bassi last Monday!
There's no hemmie, or redness, no blood or pus, no fissure, no cracks, it just constantly aches! It feels higher up??
Especially sitting, that hurts like billio!!
Anyway, I found this when I googled sore bum hole!!

The pain of levator ani syndrome is a constant or frequently occurring dull pain that is felt higher up inside the rectal passage. The sensation is made worse by sitting and improves with walking or standing. The pain usually lasts approximately 20 minutes and tends to reoccur at regular intervals.

WEIRD! HEY?
have you ever heard of this? It goes on to say -

A digital rectal exam is needed to make the diagnosis of levator ani syndrome. During the exam, the doctor can feel the levator ani muscles. The muscles may feel tight, and touching them can reproduce the pain

Levator ani syndrome: The patient can help stop an attack of levator ani syndrome with the following techniques.

Sit in a tub of hot water.

Massage the levator ani muscles to relieve the muscle spasm.

Take over-the-counter, anti-inflammatory medications such as ibuprofen or naproxen. OH NO!!!

HEY! but a hot bath really works!!

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Prevention
The best way to prevent rectal pain is to eat a high-fiber diet and drink plenty of water. This will produce soft stools that are easy to pass and result in less trauma to the anal passage.

So there ya go! another thing to worry about for us Crohnies, hey!

stay well my friends
xxxx
 
Well I am thinking even if the calmoseptine gets there it is only for the surface not internally. :yfrown: You have had this for awhile, gotta be something the doc can do! :frown:
 
Hiya Beth

not seen you for ages, hope you're ok hun?

Yes, I was reading about that one too, that's interesing about the ventolin! Think I've got some in the bathroom cabinet, probably years old tho!!
Don't really fancy shooting that up me bum if it's outa date!

Hey Kelly, I will find someone who loves me very much to massage me bum hole! oh god, as if!!
 
ROFL! you dont puff the ventolin up ya bum.... :D And anyway as long as it still fires properly it'll be okay, just shake/release it a fews times somewhere out the way to make sure it's working before puffing it properly/inhaling.

I'm okay, doing pretty well, considering getting a job!
 
A man that will massage your rectum is a keeper indeed!

Hope you and your bumhole feel better soon!

xo -Amy
 
OH GOD BETH!!!

too bloody funny!!
what am I like?

Yes Amy, he's a keeper alright, not sure about the massage tho, will have to pay him (in kind!!)
ha ha
xxx
 
lMAO
Joan, I guess the only really way to keep this under control is to lay flat on your back, no more standing or walking. jk

Good luck with the massage thingy. I get the feeling you would really dread that one.
 
Hey Joan,

That is weird, but I hope you find some relief soon, ouch!

Still can't believe it has got down to me and no one has mentioned anything about being a tight arse.....:ybiggrin: :eek:utahere:
 
Well, we had to leave you something, Dusty. You provide some of the best material here, after all...
 
Hey Joe!
Thanks I will ask about that!

And Mark & Dusty!
You've surpassed yourselves this time! I expected nothing less! ha ha ha

Pirate!
I'm soooooooooo used to lying flat on me back, thinking of England! lol

xxxxxx
 
I will find someone who loves me very much to massage me bum hole! oh god, as if!!


well i luv ya, but not in that way unfortunately, sorry hun. :ylol2:


i had an idea... dunno if you can get hold of some suppository paracetamol? i had to use them on my kid when she was little, throwing up constantly with a virus & couldn't keep calpol down to ease her temperature - they're really effective.
 
Is there no-one out there who'll massage me??

Anyone??

Sob, sob, sob,


Hey Ding, good idea! I'm off to the chemist!

xxxxx
 
Is there no-one out there who'll massage me??

Anyone??

Sob, sob, sob,


We've never met Joan, so I'm not sure it would be appropriate!!! I do have a diploma in holistic massage so I can massage the nerves in your feet that relate to the ........"relevant" area. I'm just a 5 hour flight away!!!!
 
Hey Astra i will do it for ya, no problem.

Haven't been on for a while. did ya dye your hair?

Now if that isnt a real ass kisser thing to say !!

suits ya anyway

Bruscar
 
Ahahahaa...Oh poor Joan!
Sorry but I don't know when I've read a thread that struck me so funny!!
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I reckon the big burly Scotsman would massage it for ya Joan. All you'd have to do is bend over and I know you can do that! :ylol2:

Dusty. ;)
 
never heard of such massage ... but hot baths do work, and dont get yourself too excited as this will cause spasms, hahahahah
 
Cyprus Man!
I'll come to you love! I love Cyprus, the hot sun will do my bum hole the world of good

ha ha Bruscar, good to see ya! This is my natural hair colour, the blonde was dyed!

Thank you my so called bloody friends!!! I'm in pain here!! yeah, go on laugh!

Well, I've just come home from dancing the night away at Mark's gig!
So now I really DO have a ring of fire! Me jeans were a bit snug round the nether region!
Going sitting on me swimming ring again!
nighty night xxxxxx
 
The bunch of you are gonna cause people to start faking crohns just so they can get the massage "treatment"!

Seriously though Joan it seems lately you have more than your share of IBD related aches and pains. From bruxer to butt sore you've had it! I hope you start feeling better.
 
Thank you Scott!

Maybe I should start an A-Z of Joanie the Crohnie and her symptoms! ha ha
xxx
 
Awwww Joanie. Since Dex is always kissing my arse and I have no desire to kiss his back, how about I kiss yours and make it better.........mwah :kiss:

Luv ya mate, :)
Dusty
 
Ugggghhh!!! Still...no comment!!! OK, one!! She doesn't need it kissed Dusty!!! She needs it rubbed!!! Of course all the men on here are being polite...but just look at Joan!!! There ain't a one of us who wouldn't be more than happy to.....
 
^^^^^^ All ya gotta do now is bend over!


Ugggghhh!!! Still...no comment!!! OK, one!! She doesn't need it kissed Dusty!!! She needs it rubbed!!!

See, now I knew you would say something like that when all I was doing was being nice and offering a healing kiss! and I won't even go there with all the guys offering to give her a rub..................:lol2:
 
A marigold by any other name would smell as sweet..........Ah maybe not after being where no man has gone before...................hell I don't think that's right! :eek:
 
Ah i see well that shows what can happen when a man tries to compliment a woman on her hair !!!

get well soon x
 
Hey thanks for the compliment Bruscar!

Dusty!! My bum hole IS the Starship Enterprise!! ha ha too funny!

Penny! ha ha too funny!
 
Yeah Someone who has IT too!!!

Joan I sent you a private message on this. Oh and for everyone else and Joan I had physical therapy.....that was interesting.

Mary
 
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