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Gypsy
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"OK, I need to put my finger in your butt."
"But doc we just met."
"Funny, turn on your side and pull your jeans down."
"I really don't want your finger in my butt."
"You should know that when you visit your gastro. this is fairly common."
"My last gastro kept his fingers out of my butt."
"I need to check for blood."
"I haven't seen any blood and I look all the time. It's the red stuff. Nope, haven't seen any. If I see some I'll call you."
"It might be microscopic. It's important for me to check."
"I don't want your finger in my butt."
"I'm going to put my finger in your butt."
"Well, if you put it that way then poke away." I turned on my side and reluctantly slid my jeans down. My body temperature rose and my armpits became moist. I really have an aversion to fingers in my butt.
Now, I've had fingers in my butt before. All for medical purposes. And I've had tubes in my butt. Again for medical purposes. And I've had cameras in my butt. Strictly medical. I have never enjoyed the insertion of any of these objects into my rectum. I would prefer having my blood drawn or getting a shot with the longest needle any day. My general policy is that my back door is exit only. No offense to others who have different policies but I make my butt rules and that's my biggest rule.
The fact that my new gastro. doctor wanted to put her finger in my butt was also complicated by the fact that she was indeed a HER. My previous gastro. of ten years was a jovial Jewish man who rarely inquired as to the status of my butt, and never demanded insertion of any limbs, not even a pinky. Not only is my new gastro. a woman. But she is in fact quite attractive and with a good sense of humor, a trait I have also found alluring.
"You're going to feel some lube it will be cold and slimy."
"I've heard that before."
"Ha." Wow, I made her laugh. This was the first time I've ever made a woman laugh who was about to put a finger in my butt.
"Please, know that I am not going to like this."
"You know that you live in West Hollywood now right?"
"Funny, do you get paid by the joke or by the...Ughhhh!"
"And I'm in..."
"Ughhh...ergg...glagugughhh..."
"Are you OK. I mean are you in severe pain?"
"Nah, just uncomfy, but you're better than the last finger."
"Aw, thanks."
"Um...you're very welcome."
"But doc we just met."
"Funny, turn on your side and pull your jeans down."
"I really don't want your finger in my butt."
"You should know that when you visit your gastro. this is fairly common."
"My last gastro kept his fingers out of my butt."
"I need to check for blood."
"I haven't seen any blood and I look all the time. It's the red stuff. Nope, haven't seen any. If I see some I'll call you."
"It might be microscopic. It's important for me to check."
"I don't want your finger in my butt."
"I'm going to put my finger in your butt."
"Well, if you put it that way then poke away." I turned on my side and reluctantly slid my jeans down. My body temperature rose and my armpits became moist. I really have an aversion to fingers in my butt.
Now, I've had fingers in my butt before. All for medical purposes. And I've had tubes in my butt. Again for medical purposes. And I've had cameras in my butt. Strictly medical. I have never enjoyed the insertion of any of these objects into my rectum. I would prefer having my blood drawn or getting a shot with the longest needle any day. My general policy is that my back door is exit only. No offense to others who have different policies but I make my butt rules and that's my biggest rule.
The fact that my new gastro. doctor wanted to put her finger in my butt was also complicated by the fact that she was indeed a HER. My previous gastro. of ten years was a jovial Jewish man who rarely inquired as to the status of my butt, and never demanded insertion of any limbs, not even a pinky. Not only is my new gastro. a woman. But she is in fact quite attractive and with a good sense of humor, a trait I have also found alluring.
"You're going to feel some lube it will be cold and slimy."
"I've heard that before."
"Ha." Wow, I made her laugh. This was the first time I've ever made a woman laugh who was about to put a finger in my butt.
"Please, know that I am not going to like this."
"You know that you live in West Hollywood now right?"
"Funny, do you get paid by the joke or by the...Ughhhh!"
"And I'm in..."
"Ughhh...ergg...glagugughhh..."
"Are you OK. I mean are you in severe pain?"
"Nah, just uncomfy, but you're better than the last finger."
"Aw, thanks."
"Um...you're very welcome."
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