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O.K. Here is a game that I have patented specifically for the potentially humiliating moment when you have just had the colonoscopy and are placed in a room with other victims of the old butt probe! As you will see it is easily adaptable to many situations (such as bathroom time) all you need is gas. ( and a very warped sense of humor)
THE FART NAME GAME
1. Listen carefully to the sound of each fart.
2. if you are male match the sound to a male name. if female match the sound to a female name.
******If you feel that you are much too sophisticated for this type of humor think back for a moment. Do you remember how humiliated you felt after your first colonoscopy? Humiliated, self-conscious, deflowered, and physically uncomfortable.
After the procedure you are wheeled into the room with other victims and asked to "just relax and pass gas, everybody here is doing it. "
After my first scope i was wheeled into the fart room with the rest of the victims of the mighty schpincter scope. I felt embarassed just being in the room. I was placed in a spot next to a rather large middle aged woman who smiled and nodded to me as I entered. The nurse pulled the privacy curtain and walked away. Right at this moment, the woman next to me ripped off a rather pungent and boisterous EEE LIZ A BETH!
A few short seconds after I heard the woman start to giggle to herself. She soon added a Joe Annnnnna and a Betty and continued to giggle to herself.
Feeling a bit less self conscious and always a bit competitive I began to fire back with names from the cast of SESAME STREET!
Yep Yep, thats right this wonderful and budget friendly game can be adapted to include a favorite tv show, book, or anything involving a list of characters.
Feeling confident despite facing such a formidable opponent, I volleyed back a flurry of names: Berrrrrrrrt! Big Birrrrrrd! and finally SNUFFFFF ELL UPPPA GASSSS!
*****If you are offended by this post and feel offended by this Lowbrow brand of humor, please refrain from angrily responding to this post until you have tried the game just once.
Thats right, I am asking you to try it just one time in the privacy of your own bathroom. If you are in the bathroom and can't seem to focus on the book you are reading, try farting the name of one of the main characters!
I am willing to bet that just one mention of BaaaaaaaaaaB ( BOB in fartspeak) and you will be giggling.
Ok, have to go for now. I have an urgent meeting with MR BROWN in the upstairs office. lol
THE FART NAME GAME
1. Listen carefully to the sound of each fart.
2. if you are male match the sound to a male name. if female match the sound to a female name.
******If you feel that you are much too sophisticated for this type of humor think back for a moment. Do you remember how humiliated you felt after your first colonoscopy? Humiliated, self-conscious, deflowered, and physically uncomfortable.
After the procedure you are wheeled into the room with other victims and asked to "just relax and pass gas, everybody here is doing it. "
After my first scope i was wheeled into the fart room with the rest of the victims of the mighty schpincter scope. I felt embarassed just being in the room. I was placed in a spot next to a rather large middle aged woman who smiled and nodded to me as I entered. The nurse pulled the privacy curtain and walked away. Right at this moment, the woman next to me ripped off a rather pungent and boisterous EEE LIZ A BETH!
A few short seconds after I heard the woman start to giggle to herself. She soon added a Joe Annnnnna and a Betty and continued to giggle to herself.
Feeling a bit less self conscious and always a bit competitive I began to fire back with names from the cast of SESAME STREET!
Yep Yep, thats right this wonderful and budget friendly game can be adapted to include a favorite tv show, book, or anything involving a list of characters.
Feeling confident despite facing such a formidable opponent, I volleyed back a flurry of names: Berrrrrrrrt! Big Birrrrrrd! and finally SNUFFFFF ELL UPPPA GASSSS!
*****If you are offended by this post and feel offended by this Lowbrow brand of humor, please refrain from angrily responding to this post until you have tried the game just once.
Thats right, I am asking you to try it just one time in the privacy of your own bathroom. If you are in the bathroom and can't seem to focus on the book you are reading, try farting the name of one of the main characters!
I am willing to bet that just one mention of BaaaaaaaaaaB ( BOB in fartspeak) and you will be giggling.
Ok, have to go for now. I have an urgent meeting with MR BROWN in the upstairs office. lol
