Crohn's inventions

[Misty-Eyed]

I'm sure this has been done before, but just something to lighten up your *insert time of day, and day of week here*!!

If you could invent anything to improve your life with crohn's, what would it be?

For me it would be some kind of strap on air freshener so that the air around me ALWAYS smelt of roses instead of my pungent farts killing off all life forms within a one mile radius of me.

 

[crohndee]

haha strap on air freshener - love it

i'd have to say sound proof toilet cubicles (that also smelt like roses!) lol

 

[Aloysius M]

Inventions:
A bio-medical digestive tract that could replace my current one with a fully functional no side effect poop shoot.
Or a stem cell transplant from a buzzard. (With what that bird can eat I'm sure it's digestive tract would just laugh at anything IBS related)

To make life easier:
Install a power socket, cable tv connection, and a cat-5 hookup in the bathroom. Oh, and put the tv on a remote swivel mount so that you can watch it on the toilet or from in the tub. Just saying...

 

[woops!]

Hummmm......I would love every public bathroom to have a secret drawer. That can only be accesed by someone with IBS to contain. Lots of TP (public bathrooms always seem to have none) Wipes, air freshner, clean underware that fits all sizes.

Or even better secret public bathrooms that can only be used by IBS'ers.

Love the sound proof potty by the way.
Woops!

 

[MissD]

1. A lil clock built into your wrist that tells you exactly how long you have left before your poo is going to come out.

2. Zippered vein, so you never have to suffer through some idiot who cant stick a canula in your arm ever again

3. Automatic pants, for those days when you suddenly bloat to 7 months pregnant in the space of 30 mins

 

[guest837]

when i was in hospital. (soon after surgery - and not being able to get out of bed...), i would of had to say soundproof curtains round the bed! teehee

and as above - would love anything to do with not having to endure a cannula inserted every few weeks :ymad::thumbdown:

 

[handle]

A conveyor belt to the toilet at night!
(Hey Joshua nice photos - I especially like the Snowy Robin)

 

[lola99]

I'm sure this has been done before, but just something to lighten up your *insert time of day, and day of week here*!!

If you could invent anything to improve your life with crohn's, what would it be?

For me it would be some kind of strap on air freshener so that the air around me ALWAYS smelt of roses instead of my pungent farts killing off all life forms within a one mile radius of me.

:rof: thats hilarious

 

[guest837]

A conveyor belt to the toilet at night!
(Hey Joshua nice photos - I especially like the Snowy Robin)

Nice idea!
And thanks

 

[Misty-Eyed]

Loving these ideas! I could really do with the automatic pants, MissD!

I self cleaning toilet would also come in very handy!!!

 

[bruscar]

Hey Joshua, thats why i brought my i-pod and i never heard a thing !! haha

Misty,

What about a government grant for the use of toilet paper , say a euro/dollar/pound for each square !! . . . .

Wahoo i will be rich !!