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LOL, Sorry, just couldnt resist.... any tri-staters, and or fans of Sports Radio 660 WFAN, in particular the Mike Francessca show, will find me just relevant enough to be annoying, so apologies in advance. Always wanted to call in and say "first time long time", but between trips to the head, the porch - thats where i smokes my meds, now legal in CT btw... cuz I was so da&n worried about getting caught the day b4 the refferendum, so much so that i wouldnt dare smoke like at the DMV, or like when I would go to the police station to adjust my ADT settings or like once I thought about becoming a cop myself, so I applied for the watch commander opening, but they tested for drugs and also marijuana, no exceptions, even if you pass bloody mucus, and go up to 3 months without eating for health reasons (oh, i've got crohns, but only of the illeum, colon, rectum, dooadnum, throat, stomach, eyes, face, breasts, chest, neck and head) they want that urine, so I decided to just stay in retirement at 38-39...oh, but where was I, sometimes after a stiff zofran, some temazepam, and porch time, i get wordy, see the panacea apology up top.
Moving on, I got the "crohnny, that brings on the moaney" not the green paper the feds print up and give the chinese, so they can print red paper, and trade it for more green- im sayin like as in moaning in agaony, usually IN the moaning, but dont leave out mr night, or that afternoon cat, as they all get equal time really. I was diagnosed in 95 ish, I was like 23 or 25... too young and yet unable to earn a living, and just old enough to have alienated anyone that couldve helped me not become sisiphus, you know the greek cat on the hill w/ the big rock... TBC, gimmie 5, BRB n all that, it may be 20, or 30, I reserve the right to be tardy, something people who only poop once a day cant seem to grasp, no matter what side of the isle they lean. I always thought liberalls were more sensative to the afflicted, turns out they suck like Senator Larry Craig and Mark Foley at / on the Annual Fox News Hannukah Holiday Jamboree at that round holiday inn (formerly) accross the grand central from laguardia. BRB, smoke em' if you got em'......When I get back, Ill bottle the edges a bit, takes a few for the ADD meds to kick in. HEY, DONT SAY BOO ABOUT MY SPELLING EITHER. I cant seem to locate a spell check feature, which I can install, as Im a WEB DEV, when not moving bowels....
Moving on, I got the "crohnny, that brings on the moaney" not the green paper the feds print up and give the chinese, so they can print red paper, and trade it for more green- im sayin like as in moaning in agaony, usually IN the moaning, but dont leave out mr night, or that afternoon cat, as they all get equal time really. I was diagnosed in 95 ish, I was like 23 or 25... too young and yet unable to earn a living, and just old enough to have alienated anyone that couldve helped me not become sisiphus, you know the greek cat on the hill w/ the big rock... TBC, gimmie 5, BRB n all that, it may be 20, or 30, I reserve the right to be tardy, something people who only poop once a day cant seem to grasp, no matter what side of the isle they lean. I always thought liberalls were more sensative to the afflicted, turns out they suck like Senator Larry Craig and Mark Foley at / on the Annual Fox News Hannukah Holiday Jamboree at that round holiday inn (formerly) accross the grand central from laguardia. BRB, smoke em' if you got em'......When I get back, Ill bottle the edges a bit, takes a few for the ADD meds to kick in. HEY, DONT SAY BOO ABOUT MY SPELLING EITHER. I cant seem to locate a spell check feature, which I can install, as Im a WEB DEV, when not moving bowels....
