I was in the Foundation Stage class (4 year olds) this afternoon. One of the teachers came in to the room and said 'can you smell something?' I have a cold, so I couldn't, but the other teacher could. So we went through 'Does anybody need the toilet?'. There were two children who have problems, so the teacher asked them specifically, then took them to the toilets for a pants check. The teacher said the smell wasn't coming from them, but there wasn't much else she could do!
All this time, I was sat in a corner hiding behind a laptop, because the smell was coming from... you guessed it... Me! I was so bloated after lunch, I couldn't help doing little silent (but violent) farts.
Maybe I'll own up one day. Then again, maybe I won't
All this time, I was sat in a corner hiding behind a laptop, because the smell was coming from... you guessed it... Me! I was so bloated after lunch, I couldn't help doing little silent (but violent) farts.
Maybe I'll own up one day. Then again, maybe I won't