Gas bag

[Jaano711]

Not sure what's going on at the moment, I've been REALLY gassy. Anyway the other night hubby, kids and I were sitting around outside after a BBQ and just chatting about life. My youngest who is a bit of a gassy bum did a 'bottom burp' :stinks: and his brother and sister laughed and told him to move away from the patio heater or he could burn the house down. We then had a discussion as gas being a fuel for fires, eg the BBQ, gas hot water. The kids then laughed and wondered what would happen if you lit a 'bottom burp'
I'm not usually silly but am very honest and open with the kids about Miss Piggy(my Stoma). Having a full bag of gas I said to my husband 'quick, light a match, and from about 50cms away squeezed the air out of my bag. It was hilarious, :rof: :stinks:a blue flame like a blow torch shout across the table. We all cracked up laughing, especially when we saw we had burnt the hairs off hubbies hand.

Be warned, do not use gas in bag to blow out candles!

 

[VeganOstomy]

Hey, maybe one day we'll be able to charge our cellphones using the "biofuel" contained in our pouch. =)

 

[Susan2]

:rof:

 

[Jaano711]

I'm thinking that presently I could probably hock a tube up to the car engine and run the car on 'mio fuel'

 

[VeganOstomy]

I'm thinking that presently I could probably hock a tube up to the car engine and run the car on 'mio fuel'

You better patent this before Apple does! :ylol2:

 

[vonfunk]

I've always wanted to do that but have never been able to bring myself to. I've fear of back draft and the bag igniting/exploding.

 

[2thFairy]

Hahaha!

 

[VeganOstomy]

I've always wanted to do that but have never been able to bring myself to. I've fear of back draft and the bag igniting/exploding.

Try explaining that to your local ER department! utahere:

 

[Jaano711]

There was no back draft thank goodness. Felt a little like I was starring in a clip on Jack Ass. Was really liberating as I'm usually a bit of a sensible mummy, BUT we did apply the family cone of silence, so kids and hubbie not to mention it outside of the cone. Me on the others hand have told a very few SAFE people. Just really glad I can see the funny side these days. My meld east boy thinks I should do the trick to light the wood fire every night! I'm not that brave!