Haahhahahhaaaa!!!!

Crohn's Disease Forum

Help Support Crohn's Disease Forum:

Terriernut

Terriernut

Moderator
Joined
Dec 11, 2010
Messages
3,966
They automatically sent me moviprep for my upcoming colonoscopy
:rof:
I dont need it!!! Colon in Bali on holiday past 6 months. I can actually laugh and hand the stuff back in to them! Somehow to me this seems like revenge on the drs, because I think they secretly enjoy torturing us with preps.

Not this time...me dancing to 'Cant touch this' by MC Hammer..
bump, bump, bump, bump..yeeaah cant touch this!!!! :ycool:
 
I might do that Mark. After I tell them....I'm having a FULL english breakfast first, yes..with BEANS, and a pot of coffee too! And they cant do a bloody thing about it. I hope Stan is noisy as hell!
Muuuuaaaahhhhaaaahhhaaaa!!! :rof:
 
LOL

What's the date of the colonoscopy? I still wanna know the explanation they give you.....
 
Heiki, its the 13th. The explanation was, they would go thru my bum, but how to get to the colon I dont understand. The sigmoid is gone. And the colon has been bypassed with the ileostomy.

She said she wanted to go thru Stan as well. But I said..no...move away, theres nothing to see here... Well there isnt, I've had the barium with follow thru which showed no Crohns in my small bowel. Its only in the colon. She said she wanted to have a look at the peristomal hernia. I would think they can do that if they have a camera looking around in the void between me bum and the colon? Not thru Stan. Shudder.
 
I would want them to actually show me on one of those diagrams of the digestive system how they plan to go from A to B, etc. It seems a little too mysterious for me too.

And, I'd question the prep with a bag when probably clear fluids would have the same effect ... and taste a lot better. :)
 
I had a colonoscopy through Oscar. The prep was actually not too bad, and the procedure was fine as well. I didn't have any problems before or afterward. The funniest part was the nurse asking me to roll over on my left side, and me flashing Oscar at her and saying, "really??"...lol She just kind of stopped and then said, "Oh, nevermind, just stay on your back then.." lol
 
Nyx said:
I had a colonoscopy through Oscar. The prep was actually not too bad, and the procedure was fine as well. I didn't have any problems before or afterward. The funniest part was the nurse asking me to roll over on my left side, and me flashing Oscar at her and saying, "really??"...lol She just kind of stopped and then said, "Oh, nevermind, just stay on your back then.." lol
Click to expand...

Cindy, you have a colostomy, mines an ileostomy. I'd like to know what they think they're looking for thru Stan? Jimmy Hoffa?? :ycool:
 
Oh, I know it CAN be done. I just question the NEED. As it's private, I'm thinking the NEED to charge more money for nothing. Nah uh. With a perfectly clear barium with follow thru? I think she just wants to make a bit of spare cash for a summer holiday. And torture me in the process. Mind you this is the surgeon I told to 'go away' back in November. I questioned the fact that she thought I should receive NO treatment for a perforated bowel, and wait for surgery...when they could get to it??? Including giving me no pred for a major flare, and NO antibiotics?? I was seriously ill, perforated sigmoid colon. No antibiotics?? No pred?? WTF?? Well, you dont question head surgeons in England apparently. No one told me, I thought we all put our pants on the same way every day?? Hmmph.

The prep...what for? Colon is away with the fairies for now. Resting nicely. Why prep a not in use Colon? Duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh? I dont have alot of faith in Drs, can ya'll tell??? :hallo3:
 
Be a waste to get rid of the prep though.
Im wondering who you could spike with the prep . Maybe add a bit of alcohol to it, invite a few people around and see what happens :p
 
Well, Jimmy Hoffa would explain the hernia. That is quite a bit to carry around and a far cry from Johnny Depp in chocolate. :tongue:

Holy hell, no way .... she left you like that back then but now wants to follow the hippocratic oath??? Na, I wouldn't let her touch with a 10-foot pole, much less run a scope up my bum (or what goes for it these days). You stand tall! Sick the dog on her! :devil:
 
Oh, that is a FABULOUS idea!!!!

I once spiked an ex boss with this stuff. He went off for a nice day of a harley ride. Said I couldnt have the day off because he wanted to enjoy himself!!! The only day I had asked off for. Because I had to put my Ziggy down, my 5 1/2 year old Irish Wolfhound to sleep. She had bone cancer. I was devastasted. After that was my first flare. I decided he needed to experience a 'flare' himself. Well....he did I'm happy to report.
:ymad::devil:
 
Ahhh, beware of a woman scorned ... especially for something as heart breaking as having to put your dog down.

Good for you, Misty!! :D
 
12 INCHES!! You jest!!!!!

How far do they let it go before they do something about it? Wow, that is quite unbelievable. :(

Yo, send a good hex my way, if you would .... pleaaaaasse
 
I was JUST about to ask you if you'd need prep!!

So does this mean I'll never ever need to take prep ever again!?!?!? Oooo yesss.
 
LOSTnut said:
12 INCHES!! You jest!!!!!

How far do they let it go before they do something about it? Wow, that is quite unbelievable. :(

Yo, send a good hex my way, if you would .... pleaaaaasse
Click to expand...

I'm gonna send you a picture!!!! If I can steal a phone that is.
 
Cannot wait to see that because 30 cm seems quite a lot sticking out of you. That is absolutely ridiculous. I think I would have a fit if I didn't have a surgery appointment at that point. WTF??
 
I cant attach a picture in a PM???? I dont want to put it out there for everyone Heiki, so you'll have to give me your email addy in a PM.

As for why they dont do it straight away, it's because they think I'll have reversal surgery and they'd rather do it then. Also, it's not always a successful thing, hernia surgery.
 
Heike has now seen my hernia. It's soooo big, I'm gonna ask ya'll for help in naming it.

Heike, you get first dibs at it....whatcha think? It's gonna ask for car keys soon at this rate, so it may as well have a name!
 
Yes, I have seen it and can confirm that the dimensions are absolutely out of this world. The only words that come to mind are mountains: Eiger, Himalaya, Mt. Everest ....

I am still in shock that you are walking, working and most of all LAUGHING and showing such a wonderful sense of humor with this bulge on you.

My hat is definitely off to you!
 
Heike has PM'd me with the idea that it should be Stan and Ollie. I agree wholeheartedly! Ollie has taken on a life of his own he's soooooo big!
 

Similar threads

B
My story update
Replies
11
Views
2K
cmack
cmack
blobbyknobby
Invisible Disabilities...
Replies
1
Views
1K
ronroush7
ronroush7
S
Possible Crohns/IBD , not diagnosed [Need Advice]
Replies
14
Views
10K
shankar
S
M
Dinner went bad, so funny you could cry
Replies
3
Views
158
Kero
Kero
S
My tl;rd Novel
Replies
6
Views
2K
Layla
Layla

Latest posts

Back
Top