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I am lucky enough to have a super large support group of friends. My Patriot Guard Riders family is always concerned with how I am doing and when things are a little down for me they know how to cheer me up.
This is one I received today.
Me Mudder
When me prayers were poorly said,
Who tucked me in me widdle bed
and spanked me butt til it was red?
......Me Mudder
In the morning
when the lights would come
and in me crib me dribble some,
who wiped me widdle tiny bun?
......Me Mudder
Who took me from me cozy cot
and placed me on me ice cold pot
and made me pee-pee
when I could not?
.......Me Mudder
Who's hair so gently she would part
and hold me tightly to her heart
and sometimes squeeze me
til I'd fart?
........Me Mudder
Who looked at me with eyebrows drooped,
and screamed and yelled til she had the croup
when in me Sunday pants
me pooped?
.......Me Mudder
And at night when the bed did squeak
and me raised me head to have a peek,
who yelled at me to go back to sleep?
........Me Fadder!!!!!!!!!
This is one I received today.
Me Mudder
When me prayers were poorly said,
Who tucked me in me widdle bed
and spanked me butt til it was red?
......Me Mudder
In the morning
when the lights would come
and in me crib me dribble some,
who wiped me widdle tiny bun?
......Me Mudder
Who took me from me cozy cot
and placed me on me ice cold pot
and made me pee-pee
when I could not?
.......Me Mudder
Who's hair so gently she would part
and hold me tightly to her heart
and sometimes squeeze me
til I'd fart?
........Me Mudder
Who looked at me with eyebrows drooped,
and screamed and yelled til she had the croup
when in me Sunday pants
me pooped?
.......Me Mudder
And at night when the bed did squeak
and me raised me head to have a peek,
who yelled at me to go back to sleep?
........Me Fadder!!!!!!!!!
