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Went to pain clinic today.
MRI showed:
Arthritis of the spine
Degernerative disk disease
Some big word that means narrowing of the nerve canal
3 torn disks, 3 compressed
Evident nerve damage.

I go next week for a round of spinal injections and if no relief I get the diskography then on to the surgeon.

A diskography is when they stick a needle with contrast into each disk and I yell when they stick the one that hurts the worst, so they know which one to replace.

Nice. I really would rather skip the injections and move on to surgery, but that's the way it goes.
 
LIB a sumbitch, Farm!!!

Why in the hell you fallin apart?

Jeez... that sounds awful. Do they at least let you get really, really wasted before the diskography?
 
I guess the duct tape is falling apart.

Yeah you get lots of valum before the diskography.
 
Well, I hope you take enough valium to knock you out and make you pass out, drool on an airplane's tray table, semi-consciously wake up to stand up and turn around to yell obscenities at little kids in back of you, turn around and sit down (waking up your 1/2 deaf brother-in-law in the process), and start drooling again, only to wake up hours later in Florida, having no clue what the hell had happened.

Oh wait... that was me.

What I really meant to say was I hope you don't have any pain.

Oops.
 
Hey Farm sorry you got that bad news. My wife had a couple of degenerative discs and awful lot of pain for years. She went to the Boston spine center and had this surgery where they replaced the bad discs with cadaver parts. They actually went in the front and the back areas flipping her over during surgery. She has two titanium rods with 5 screws in her lower back. The surgery was long and so was recovery but she is definately better off for it. I hope you are able to get through all of this and feel better. Good luck.
 
My wife has degenerative disc disease, she also has a job as a radiographer, so has to wear a lead apron all day... not good. She also (ironically) sometimes works with a doctor who fixes these sort of problems... I think the main thing is to do what the doc says and to be wary of your lifestyle... like lifting heavy weights and stuff. Hopefully you have a job that is not to demanding in that way!
Like crohns, with a bit of careful management you may avoid surgery, but on the other hand, I had bad pain in my left hip for years and I eventually had a hip replacement operation, which was the best thing that ever happened to me
Best of luck
 
Thanks! I feel pretty good actually. I just want the surgery and for it to just be over.
 
mhm i no wat you mean, all the testing b4 the surgeries you just want it all to be done and over so you can have relief, well i wish you luck i hope it makes you feel better, and you no, when the duct tape stops workin, you brake out the gorilla glue!!!XD
 
farm said:
My next step was either gorilla glue or liquid nail!

For the longest time my husband accused me of making up "gorilla glue" because it sounded like something stupid I'd make believe. Needless to say, one day we were in the store and I came running up to him, yelling and wagging Gorilla Glue in his face happily.:ycool:
 
vshirey317 said:
For the longest time my husband accused me of making up "gorilla glue" because it sounded like something stupid I'd make believe. Needless to say, one day we were in the store and I came running up to him, yelling and wagging Gorilla Glue in his face happily.:ycool:
You should have glued his pants legs together then said "See nothing but gorilla glue could do that!!"
 
kimberlie said:
Try that sausage gravy stuff or some grits. (see I am learning southern):)
There are only 3 kinds of gravy down here.

Milk gravy (milk and flour)
Brown gravy (meat grease, like sausage, milk flour)
Red-eye gravy (grease and coffee)

grits are good for beakfast and for carp fishing.
 
farm said:
There are only 3 kinds of gravy down here.

Milk gravy (milk and flour)
Brown gravy (meat grease, like sausage, milk flour)
Red-eye gravy (grease and coffee)

grits are good for beakfast and for carp fishing.

:puke_r:
 
farm said:
Ok, sumbitch, what do ya'll yankees eat??

Well, sumbitch, I'm what y'all southern folks would probably think is weird - I'm a vegetarian. I don't eat deer or venison or make red gravy... but I don't eat tofu either.

I'm a stupid vegetarian.

I eat pizza, calzones, cheese fries, salad, Veggie Patch foods, fruits, vegetables, nuts (not one word lol), grilled cheese... for the most part, Josh says I eat like a 12-year-old kid.
 
Santos61198 said:
SEE??!?!??!!???!?!??!!?!?!

No one knows what it is, not even hayseeds!!!!!!!!

Sumbitch.
dang it sumbitch, it's mixed with flour, corn meal, starch, and ground corn. Mmmm, MMmmm good.

Tell Josh I'll trade him some grits if he'll buy us our sumbitch shirts.
 
Santos61198 said:
LOL he said he already tried grits without knowing what the hell they were and they were terrrrrrrrrble :ylol2:
He needs a cat-head biscuit and some red-eye gravy then.
 
kimberlie said:
I am still trying to figure out why the hospital was trying to feed me that after appendix surgery?
Grits fix everything! lol
 
HAHA

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kimberlie said:
Just like duct tape!!! lol I think this thread started this way. Anyway Farm, Sumbitch, Gravy Master, Oh hell, the guy who wants butter on his butt for some reason. (you must love the nick name biscuit) I hope you feel better, and I should have said that first. Excuse my lack of manners. I am a Yankee
LMAO, thanks. I think.

I had 2 coon dogs once, one was biscuit and one was gravy. I stayed hungry everytime I went coon hunting.
 
My husband LOVES grits.

I think Josh needs his own account here.

How did Santos/Ris/Marissa/whomever the hell the sumb... is get from 850 posts to over 1,000 in one day?

I can think of better butt lubricant than butter, if you really need some ideas - PM me.

What the hell is this thread about?
 
I love grits, even though I live way to North to say it out loud.

Give some of them Red Cat head biscuits and gravy too.

Dan
 
Santos61198 said:
Kim... can you even imagine the looks/reaction Farm would get if he used those words up here? :eek2:
I get pretty good reactions with the drawl I have, even if I use normal words.
They always say, "Are you from Texas?" Hail naw! That's horse chit on my boots, not long-horn steer chit!!
 
My Butt Hurts said:
My husband LOVES grits.

I think Josh needs his own account here.

How did Santos/Ris/Marissa/whomever the hell the sumb... is get from 850 posts to over 1,000 in one day?

I can think of better butt lubricant than butter, if you really need some ideas - PM me.

What the hell is this thread about?
it's just a saying, butter my butt and call me a biscuit.
This thread was about my back, but we are WAY past that now! lol

and ris, that sumbitch never quits posting!
 
My Butt Hurts said:
REALLY?? <sarcasm>

REALLY?? <sarcasm>

REALLY?? <sarcasm>
Thanks MBH, now I can throw my encyclopedias away, SINCE YOU KNOW EVERY DAM THING!:ybatty: :ybatty:
 
I wasn't in the military, but i think you are confused with people who love SPAM. They are almost always from the military, although i like Spam too.

I guess I just like crappy food. Sauer Kraut is also a favorite of mine. I can't stand Liver.

Dan
 
farm said:
Thanks MBH, now I can throw my encyclopedias away, SINCE YOU KNOW EVERY DAM THING!:ybatty: :ybatty:
I'm already giving silent treatments out - you wanna be next?
(spelled damn, if you wanna get technical - don't throw your dictionary out)
 
Since SPAM is engineered in Minnesota, it is a law that we have to like it.

Sauer Kraut is like playing Russian Roulette with your guts. You do not want to go on a long car ride after eating it.
 
My Butt Hurts said:
I'm already giving silent treatments out - you wanna be next?
(spelled damn, if you wanna get technical - don't throw your dictionary out)
Oh no! LOL. I no how to speel, just left the n out cause this ain't the lounge.
And I (obviously) don't own a dictionary! so HA!:tongue:
 
farm said:
And I (obviously) don't own a dictionary! so HA!:tongue:
*MBH stalks the entire forum to discover Farms address, sends dictionary in the mail. Farm doesn't recognize it, uses it for toilet paper*
 
My Butt Hurts said:
*MBH stalks the entire forum to discover Farms address, sends dictionary in the mail. Farm doesn't recognize it, uses it for toilet paper*
I WOULD NOT! I'd use it to level up the ice box.
 
Wow - a lot happened while I was making my peanut butter shake!!!


Well to answer your question, Jilly Buns, I never shut up! :D You should already know that by now LOL

And hayseeds don't own dictionaries... they make GRITS out of them!!!
 
kimberlie said:
Ha, there is only room for one forum stalker. Wait, stalker is gone. Ok, Jill, you can go for it.
So where is willow spring?
 
kimberlie said:
Ha, there is only room for one forum stalker. Wait, stalker is gone. Ok, Jill, you can go for it.
Wait - ya lost me. I thought I WAS the forum's official stalker?? And dude - I am sooooo good at it!
 
kimberlie said:
Looks like Florida.
Holy cow, that's a lot further south! You'll have to change your eating habbits and accent all over again.
 
I can't even imagine :(
I'm sorry, hun.

Edit: If it makes you feel any better, Lime Kitty just returned from his *cough* mission.
 
So you see, Kim... there's no need for Citri-Cats to go there, unless you want them to piss on the ashes.

Ok on second thought, I'm going to send the Citri-Mouse there for just that reason.

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My gf may have a pinched nerve, not the same, but I know how every single action seems to hurt back issues. Best of Luck.

Farm you southerners eat some "weird" stuff IMO....I'll try to answer for some of us Midwesterners...(not exactly "Yanks" to all, but about 145 years ago, we were seen the same anyways, Land of Lincoln FTW...:D )

Take "Sammich" for example, you'd get a "WTF" look if you ask for one around here....it sounds like a dude's name from the Middle East. There's a few letters missing from that and give yourself away. We have oatmeal mainly, not grits.

Grits are only sold at Walmarts around here. And are always in plentiful stock.

Up here for "dining out types" I'd say we eat things like deep dish pizza, a lot of burgers, regional veggies/fruits, Italian and Mexican food is popular, as well as Chinese food (well, American Chinese food, because it's reported if you eat your pets).

That's the general consensus. I myself, if I didn't have Crohn's, would live off of eggs, chicken breast, lean beef, fat free dairy products, peanut butter/almonds, salad, fruit, oatmeal, whole grain bagels, baked potato's, and lots of fish (Tuna and salmon and pollack)....that's my traditional bodybuilding selection...now you see why Crohns not only messes up the ability to work out, but to eat for working out too....but those foods all sound normal to me. I've been to a Cracker Barrel, and that's like a version of the south. Biscuits and Gravy are rare around here, and I like them only if they're made lean, omelettes are my own fav.

I've been south before, lots of chicken (mainly fried or in "Chicken Steak" format, which is really weird), weird meats (to me at least), and the stuff you mentioned already...you guys fry a lot of food too I noticed. To be honest, the fat in the food down south seems to be animal fats most of the time, which can be better if you're comparing it to processed trans fats, where up here we try to (at least if you watch it) use oils for fats in cooking. That can be worse up here if you don't know what you're eating, because that means trans fats to the uninitiated, so I just tell my gf and family to eat canola oil or olive oil if they can, and if not, avoid Crisco and partially hydrogenated oils....I dunno, seems like another country down there when I talk to clients from the south or if I travel down there (went to TN, MS, FL, NC, VA, TX and MO before).
 
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BWS1982 said:
My gf may have a pinched nerve, not the same, but I know how every single action seems to hurt back issues. Best of Luck.

Farm you southerners eat some "weird" stuff IMO....I'll try to answer for some of us Midwesterners...(not exactly "Yanks" to all, but about 145 years ago, we were seen the same anyways, Land of Lincoln FTW...:D )

Take "Sammich" for example, you'd get a "WTF" look if you ask for one around here....it sounds like a dude's name from the Middle East. There's a few letters missing from that and give yourself away. We have oatmeal mainly, not grits.

Grits are only sold at Walmarts around here. And are always in plentiful stock.

Up here for "dining out types" I'd say we eat things like deep dish pizza, a lot of burgers, regional veggies/fruits, Italian and Mexican food is popular, as well as Chinese food (well, American Chinese food, because it's reported if you eat your pets).

That's the general consensus. I myself, if I didn't have Crohn's, would live off of eggs, chicken breast, lean beef, fat free dairy products, peanut butter/almonds, salad, fruit, oatmeal, whole grain bagels, baked potato's, and lots of fish (Tuna and salmon and pollack)....that's my traditional bodybuilding selection...now you see why Crohns not only messes up the ability to work out, but to eat for working out too....but those foods all sound normal to me. I've been to a Cracker Barrel, and that's like a version of the south. Biscuits and Gravy are rare around here, and I like them only if they're made lean, omelettes are my own fav.

I've been south before, lots of chicken (mainly fried or in "Chicken Steak" format, which is really weird), weird meats (to me at least), and the stuff you mentioned already...you guys fry a lot of food too I noticed. To be honest, the fat in the food down south seems to be animal fats most of the time, which can be better if you're comparing it to processed trans fats, where up here we try to (at least if you watch it) use oils for fats in cooking. That can be worse up here if you don't know what you're eating, because that means trans fats to the uninitiated, so I just tell my gf and family to eat canola oil or olive oil if they can, and if not, avoid Crisco and partially hydrogenated oils....I dunno, seems like another country down there when I talk to clients from the south or if I travel down there (went to TN, MS, FL, NC, VA, TX and MO before).
Basically if it crawls, flys, swims, hops, or runs we can fry it and eat it!
 
Round here, well up north , even if it don't move they batter and deep fry it... including mars bars!
 
I don't know anything about grits etc but I do know Im sorry you have to have the surgery but you're sounding like you've got your ahead around it which I think is half the battle with surgery.
 
Christiebird said:
I don't know anything about grits etc but I do know Im sorry you have to have the surgery but you're sounding like you've got your ahead around it which I think is half the battle with surgery.
I'm sorry your deprived of grits! Yeah I'm SO ready for the surgery, I think I'll be like the bionic man when I get done! I actually can't wait.
 
Wow, this thread has me rolling laughing, HA!

Northerners don't know what mexican food is. When I moved to Washington we ate it ONE time and I think I managed to chow down one bite. It should be illegal!

I do love me some corn nuggets though, mmmmmm!

And kiss my grits, fools. Actually, I think I had grits a few times -- they were really good when "sweet".

And don't even think about giving me tea unless it's loaded with sugar and lemon, thankyouverymuch!
 
vshirey317 said:
Wow, this thread has me rolling laughing, HA!

Northerners don't know what mexican food is. When I moved to Washington we ate it ONE time and I think I managed to chow down one bite. It should be illegal!

I do love me some corn nuggets though, mmmmmm!

And kiss my grits, fools. Actually, I think I had grits a few times -- they were really good when "sweet".

And don't even think about giving me tea unless it's loaded with sugar and lemon, thankyouverymuch!
AMEN! Yankees don't know what sweet tea is. In Maine they gave me unsweetend tea and a pack of splenda. C'mon don't be lazy, brew it with the sugar.
 
vshirey317 said:
And don't even think about giving me tea unless it's loaded with sugar and lemon, thankyouverymuch!
That's the one thing I can't stand about going south, and even to Canada - you can't get unsweetened iced tea in restaraunts, and that's all I get when I go out to eat.
My husband brought me back a gallon of sweet tea from Tennessee, ugh - I poured the whole thing down the drain.

I like grits both ways, sometimes with butter and syrup, sometimes with garlic and cheese.
 
My Butt Hurts said:
Them's fightin' words, huh Farm? ^^^
Yeah, people who drink tea water ain't right in the head.

I like my grits with butter and salt/pepper.
 
My Butt Hurts said:
That's the one thing I can't stand about going south, and even to Canada - you can't get unsweetened iced tea in restaraunts, and that's all I get when I go out to eat.
My husband brought me back a gallon of sweet tea from Tennessee, ugh - I poured the whole thing down the drain.

I like grits both ways, sometimes with butter and syrup, sometimes with garlic and cheese.

I've never had them with garlic and cheese, but that sounds delicious! Okay, I'm making some grits this weekend!

And I'm going to pretend that I did NOT read you tossed sweet tea down the drain!!!!!!!! :depressed:
 
vshirey317 said:
Northerners don't know what mexican food is. When I moved to Washington we ate it ONE time and I think I managed to chow down one bite. It should be illegal!

Ah well, it tastes good to me, I love the one local place around here that has burritos the size of footballs, lean chicken meat, rice, seasoning, lettuce, onions, refried beans, salsa, cheese, sour cream, and I think I can even taste a little of J. Lo in there even though she's Puerto Rican...EPIC!
 
When I was in Georgia my friend got sweet "tea" and damn near had a heart attack and died from that stuff .. I never had any to begin with so I'm fortunate ..

I did however try chicken waffles ..
 
vshirey317 said:
And I'm going to pretend that I did NOT read you tossed sweet tea down the drain!!!!!!!! :depressed:
Then read it again babycakes, cuz I suuuure did!

Unsweetened tea, unsweetened tea, unsweetened tea, unsweetened tea, unsweetened tea, unsweetened tea, unsweetened tea, unsweetened tea, unsweetened tea, unsweetened tea, unsweetened tea, unsweetened tea, unsweetened tea, unsweetened tea, unsweetened tea, unsweetened tea, unsweetened tea, unsweetened tea, unsweetened tea, unsweetened tea, unsweetened tea, unsweetened tea, unsweetened tea, unsweetened tea, unsweetened tea, unsweetened tea, unsweetened tea, unsweetened tea.

I honestly tried to cut it half with water cuz I didn't want to waste it. Still gross. Then more water. Still gross.
 
Then I guess you can not have any of my homemade sun tea MBH. I pretty much use a 1/2 a bag of sugar ;) Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
 
SO anywho, I just got a big ole spinal injection this morning and I'm feeling pretty better already!
 
Thank you kimberlie! Hooray for BEER indeed!!

Hooray for back braces! Hooray for apple flavored jolly ranchers!
 

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