Well everyone, my tales of woe get worse! On Wednesday I had my work christmas party. Didn't drink, wore a little black dress, it was all great. I get to bed about 2am which is rather late. Then at 6am I awake to a wet patch on my leg. The bottom of my bag somehow came undone and there is output all over my pyjama leg and bed sheet! Luckily it was pretty thick so didn't seep into anything and didn't get on my duvet cover. It did mean that I was very tired on Thursday.
So on Thursday night I have another christmas party about an hour away from where I work so my co-worker said I could stay at his so I didn't have to drive to work the next morning. Again, the party was all good but had a few drinks.. very naughty of me. Then we get home 2ish and I get in his bed (he's on the sofa) and I'm so paranoid my bag was going to leak! I couldn't sleep for ages and kept telling myself I was being silly. I'd changed everything that day so it was all fresh etc. My output was very liquid from drinking though. Then at 6am I awake and feel the skin around my wafer.. it's wet. There was a leak! Then I feel the sheet, and it's wet. Now I'm freaking out. I sit up and there is wet output ALL over my pj top. I get out of bed and then suddenly.. SPLAT. The bottom of my bag was also undone and all the contents where now splattered all over my work mate's bedroom carpet. I was quite frankly horrified. It all stunk of dog food too. I had to go wake him up to give him the bad news. Luckily he was lovely about it. Made me take a shower while getting clean stuff for me to wear and luckily managed to get it all off the carpet! It had all seeped into the mattress too but he managed to get cleaned up. I still went into work though. Feeling gross now. Dreading going to bed tonight!! I'm going to be SO paranoid.
Some may call me mad but despite it all.. I still love my bag and I'm VERY tired.
