Funny poop stories!

[Daytripper]

Hi everyone!

I was just scouring the web with a cup of tea on this chilled Sunday day, and I came across a link on buzzfeed which I thought would be suitable for us lot!

I mean, all of us could probably beat these people hand down with our poop stories, and obviously for these people these are just one off moments in their lives......ours are everyday! However, regardless of all that, I thought I would share their stories with you too, just follow the link, and then feel free to add your stories.....our horror stories often haunt us at night and we may cringe, but talking about it and trying to see the lighter side (and that we are all in it together) will always make us feel ever so slightly better!

Peace and love guys, keep your chins up, you're doing great :hug:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/kaylayandoli/hurbly-grblies

 

[scrapr]

Ha! I think my 2 Golden Retievers have Crohns. 5 poops in a 1 hour walk. I almost ran out of bags. If this Crohns can go cross species the human race is in trouble.

And am I really carrying the poop bags for the dogs? Or for me! That is what I think about on our walks

 

[Daytripper]

Haha well at least you've got back up! I remember my friend going out with his dog, and the dog must have done about 7 poops, and he only had 7 poop bags with him. Then the dog went and did the 8th poop, just as the police were going past. The police pulled over to tell my friend to pick up the dogs poop, and my friend said the dog had done 7 poops already and so he had no bags left. The police said there was no chance his dog had already done 7 poops, and gave him a fine!

 

[4peace]

heheh! Those were hilarious,although I couldn't help thinking that all of us go through that EVERY day! Thanks for the laugh though!!

 

[James_S]

OMG yes! I know the feeling when you take a certain amount of doggie bags and then the little bugger does something extra just when you think its all good. I swear I can hear a giggle coming out of him then.

 

[Rebecca85]

My mum's dog really does have some sort of IBD. My mum has to carry poop bags, kitchen towel and a bottle of water on walks now.

 

[Cat-a-Tonic]

Here's my poop story - when I was a baby, still in a diaper, my parents took me to a nice restaurant (I guess they wanted to have lunch there and couldn't find a sitter?). I was like less than a year old so I don't remember this, this is just what my parents have (repeatedly) told me. So, at this nice restaurant, about halfway through the nice meal, I had a huge gigantic ridiculous poo in my diaper. It overflowed the diaper and was running down my legs, up my back, everywhere. It took forever for them to clean me up, it required a full change of clothes, it ruined their nice meal. It was apparently so smelly and messy and awful that my parents feel the need to bring it up and retell the story every. single. time. we drive past that restaurant. And that was many years before I developed IBD!

(Literally, every single time I visit my hometown and we happen to drive past that restaurant, my dad will tell me, "Say, there's that restaurant - you know, when you were a baby, you had the worst poop there!...")

 

[Rebecca85]

That reminds me cat- back in May my daughter (18 months at the time) had rotavirus. She vomited most of Weds night/Thurs day, but was fine Friday. On Saturday we had someone come to view our house. Minutes before they arrived, my daughter let rip with a poo. I undressed her only to see liquid poop oozing out of her nappy and onto the rug. I scooped her up and put her in the bath and hosed her down, while my husband cleaned the rug and showed our viewers in amid the awful stench.

Amazingly, they put an offer in, as did the following viewer. So we then went up to the estate agents to discuss the offers. While we were there, my daughter toddler round looking at the pictures of houses, then she suddenly stopped and looked at her feet. I followed her gaze to see a huge puddle of diarrhoea spreading from out of her trouser legs. Obviously I was absolutely mortified, but the estate agents were lovely and said it wasn't the first time it had happened!