I was admitted to hospital after a clinic visit yesterday, my consultant has handed me over to another one who has come up with a treatment plan (victory dance)...
I thought i'd just share the random and amusing things that happen inside these places... Please add your own experiences, keep me sane
-theres an obsession with asking 'are you alright', yeah, just fancied a holiday, thats why im here
- low b.p and the nurse asks you to turn over so she can check the other arm....
- why oh why do they ALWAYS send hot doctors? There should be a certain level of cute, above which doctors arent allowed to be...
- when you're the youngest in your bay by about 50 years, they oldies ask you to do stuff for them, reiterating the fact i'm not here for a holiday!
- breakfast, a piece of bread and some marg, appetising
- stool charts, why is everyone soooooo obsessed with my poop? And why are there only 8 options?? I can have all 8 in one sitting, how do you fit that in the box??
- the guys you share a bay with appear perfectly normal by day, but under cover of darkness, something very odd happens......
I hope these are resounding with some of you, please add your own, i'll update as silly things happen
xxx
I thought i'd just share the random and amusing things that happen inside these places... Please add your own experiences, keep me sane
-theres an obsession with asking 'are you alright', yeah, just fancied a holiday, thats why im here
- low b.p and the nurse asks you to turn over so she can check the other arm....
- why oh why do they ALWAYS send hot doctors? There should be a certain level of cute, above which doctors arent allowed to be...
- when you're the youngest in your bay by about 50 years, they oldies ask you to do stuff for them, reiterating the fact i'm not here for a holiday!
- breakfast, a piece of bread and some marg, appetising
- stool charts, why is everyone soooooo obsessed with my poop? And why are there only 8 options?? I can have all 8 in one sitting, how do you fit that in the box??
- the guys you share a bay with appear perfectly normal by day, but under cover of darkness, something very odd happens......
I hope these are resounding with some of you, please add your own, i'll update as silly things happen
xxx