So to continue my apparent topic of the day, poop....
Usually if there's any solidness to my poop, it is challenging to get any of it out. I think I'm headed into a flair because I've gone from that to not being able to eat anything without dire consequences.
So today, for the first time in my memory, I crapped my pants. I don't know what happened. Usually I have great timing because there's a pattern of feeling like **** that happens and I know exactly where the limit is. Today it was like this burning miasma of liquid ninja poo. My small bowel was rumbling like there were gerbils throwing a rave in there and suddenly, one of those pseudo farts that you just should never trust. I had no control over it at all. I'm rather horrified by it.
Luckily I was at home and no one was the wiser, but now I'm terrified of this happening while I'm out and about. So what do you guys do about this? Do I need to start carrying around an emergent shart kit?
Usually if there's any solidness to my poop, it is challenging to get any of it out. I think I'm headed into a flair because I've gone from that to not being able to eat anything without dire consequences.
So today, for the first time in my memory, I crapped my pants. I don't know what happened. Usually I have great timing because there's a pattern of feeling like **** that happens and I know exactly where the limit is. Today it was like this burning miasma of liquid ninja poo. My small bowel was rumbling like there were gerbils throwing a rave in there and suddenly, one of those pseudo farts that you just should never trust. I had no control over it at all. I'm rather horrified by it.
Luckily I was at home and no one was the wiser, but now I'm terrified of this happening while I'm out and about. So what do you guys do about this? Do I need to start carrying around an emergent shart kit?