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Often immitated, never duplicated. Jilly bean!
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The implecation was that she owned her own dog toy company. Not that she played with dog toys. Geesh. :rolleyes:
 
If ya'll ain't learned by now, if you take me seroiusly yous is mistaken!:tongue:
 
We gotta get the shirts Ris. Mine will say "Hayseed Sumbitch."

What about yours?
 
farm said:
The implecation was that she owned her own dog toy company. Not that she played with dog toys. Geesh. :rolleyes:

I thought it was F U N N Y!!!

Some people just do not have a sense of humor. Just do what I do *ignore* :ylol2:
 
I'm not joking! I've got a friend with this weird glove with foot long fingers that have bells on the end. His cat hates it, but I think its great! :D
 
EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DIARY
DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.
DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair ... must try this on their bed.
DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was...Hmmm. Not working according to plan.

:ylol2:
 
beth said:
EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DIARY
DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.
DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair ... must try this on their bed.
DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was...Hmmm. Not working according to plan.

:ylol2:

LOL Sounds like my cat Mora!
 

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