Let's Write a Poem

[Jessi]

Hi everyone!

I have been on the road for 3 hours so far on my way to Oregon for a family vacation... and I got to thinkin'. I haven't written poetry for a decade! That said, this isn't expected to be professional sounding. Let's just have some fun!

I'll start with 4 lines, then each person's reply will add on to it. Do however many lines that you want to. Let's see how long we can keep this going...

Here I am on the road,
Thinking about the next commode.
Will I find one? I don't know.
What do I do when I've gotta go?

 

[Guest555]

Abode would be better as commode.

I hide behind the nearest bush,
Pull down my pants and show my tush,
Worried that a passer by,
Will tell the cops and make me cry.

 

[Grumbletum]

I hear a rustle - oh give me a break
Coming towards me, a great big snake
I'm just about to let out a great big yell
When he suddenly turns tail........

Must be the smell!

 

[GutlessWonder86]

here I sit broken hearted
tried to go
but only farted

 

[Guest555]

But then I go,
To my relief,
Where is the poo?
Must have been a thief!

 

[Grumbletum]

Feeling just a little dotty
Pull up my pants and leave outdoor potty
Short term relief has made me happy
I muse on designing an adult nappy

 

[Jessi]

Abode would be better as commode.

:blush: Tee hee, thanks for the correction! :blush:

 

[Crohn's Mom]

My nappy for my self goes well,
But then all turns to bloody hell.
I wake to a puddle beneath my toosh,
and realize I'm now laying in a pile of mush.

 

[Grumbletum]

Grab some clean clothes out the case
Driving like maniacs off we race
I need a motel john for cleanup op
Yay, there's one now - we gotta stop

 

[Jessi]

I love you guys! You all are so hilarious! What a great poem. Should we publish it?:rof:

 

[Grumbletum]

We could start with 'The Crohnicle' and then maybe go in for the Pullitzer? :rof: