My guts sound like...

[Elektrikhd]

I thought this might be an amusing look at at the often unpleasant noises our bodies make. What probably unrelated thing do your guts sound like?

My guts sound like a coffee maker.

 

[nogutsnoglory]

My gut sometimes sounds like a water bottle cooler after someone got water and the bubbles are lifting and its refilling itself.

 

[CrohnsChicago]

A growling, irritated cat.
(kind of like my own cat when she's not getting enough attention...could these be sympathy sounds? lol)

 

[Essieluv]

My guts sound like when someone drops a stone down an empty well; CLUG CLUG clug clug...

 

[concertina]

Seconding the water cooler sound.

 

[KayleighMeek]

The groaning sound that you sometimes get when the last of the water goes down the plug hole.

 

[JoFowler]

Holding a blow up balloon - not tied- and letting the littlest bit escape- that squeaking sound going through my left side

or

washing machine

lol

 

[The Real MC]

Mine sounds like a coffee percolator

 

[2thFairy]

A frog.... croaking over and over and over again.

 

[Deleted member 400815]

My guts always sound like one long low pitch drawn out fart... which is super awesome around people.

 

[LindaS]

Mine also sound a lot like the water cooler. Glurg, glurg, glurg.

 

[If*]

a dripping pipe - kinda like the frog croak said above, but over and over in the same spot... with guts noise is a good thing.

 

[theOcean]

Mine sound like creatures out of video games. (Specifically the Gorons in Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, and my SO claims my stomach sometimes sounds like Jabu-Jabu.) Otherwise: rolls of thunder when it's really angry.

 

[CrohnsChicago]

A creaking door one day....like a bubbling cauldron the other.....

 

[Deleted member 400815]

My guts always sound like one long low pitch drawn out fart... which is super awesome around people.

So, had my yearly review at work this morning. Yup... just me and my boss in a small office. :facepalm:

 

[IofNewt]

I had the water bottle sound during a meeting in my bosses office. His office is huge and while he has the "guy essentials" in there like a beer fridge and a large screen TV and of course two desks and chairs... his office is very echo-y. For the size of it, there's not much furniture in it.

He could hear it over his talking! He stopped and said, "Was that your stomach?". I said yes. He laughed and talked louder... he had to!

 

[bloke]

So, had my yearly review at work this morning. Yup... just me and my boss in a small office. :facepalm:

While shopping for new carpet a while back and talking to owner, a woman was crouched behind me with her face about butt level. Obviously that was the point in time when my stomach decided to make a fart noise on par with krakatoa. Had no option but to turn round and say "I know that sounded like I just farted in your face but I have had a lot of surgery lately. " Poor woman was more embarrassed than me and just walked away without a word.

 

[tzvia]

LOL! I love this thread.

I've had these sounds: the angry animal growling noise, the long drawn out monotone noise, the glug-glug water cooler, the coffee percolator, and also all sorts of liquidy noises...drip drop splish splash gush

 

[IofNewt]

Does anyone else wait expectantly for an alien to blast outta their tummy?

Or is that just me?

 

[Jimena]

A frog.... croaking over and over and over again.

Same here!!! :lol2:

 

[The Real MC]

Last week I had an intestinal virus that put me in the ER. A few days later same symptoms and I narrowed it down to a can of nuts which I threw out.

Been fine, but since then there has been a frog croaking in my gut.

 

[Elektrikhd]

Does anyone else wait expectantly for an alien to blast outta their tummy?

Or is that just me?

You know that scene was actually inspired by Crohn's...one of the guys involved in the film, I think for the screen play, I forget exactly now, had Crohn's. I felt something moving around yesterday and thought of it again then.

 

[Khaley]

My gut gurgles and growls terribly. I don't even know how to describe it except loud. I was serving on a jury once and it was particularly loud that day. The defense attorney was giving her opening statement. The courtroom was dead quiet except for my gut gurgles, which were practically echoing in the courtroom. The defense attorney keep stopping and glaring at me. The guy to my right was audibly snickering. I'm sure I was beet red. That was about the longest day of my life.

 

[javanov]

lol

 

[javanov]

My guts always sounded like an angry cat choking up a furball