Pandemic Jokes.

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There is a queue forming outside the Gates of St Peter. One lady asks "Is this where I queue for toilet rolls ?"
"No, dear" the bus driver answers, this is where you get your wings as a trainee angel. I drove my bus come rain or shine so I was sent for".
"Oh, I see, well I'm a nurse in A&E and fell ill and I guess I was sent for also".
A third man is scratching his head.
" I volunteered to deliver food parcels to the needy and the homeless".
A bell rings, the Gates open and they go in.
 

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