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My GI believes after an upper endo this morning that this is now what I have.
http://digestive.niddk.nih.gov/ddiseases/pubs/gastroparesis/
http://digestive.niddk.nih.gov/ddiseases/pubs/gastroparesis/
drew_wymore said:FWIW I've had the following;
4 CT scans + 1 CT enterography
6 sets of xrays
1 Small Bowel Follow Thru
Colonoscopy/Upper Endoscopy (Upper Endo x2 now)
I've tried Pred, Pentasa, Entocort, Cipro, Flagyl and Imuran
drew_wymore said:Well I hope that each of can find an answer and get to a point where we're not hurting so much and we can all enjoy one anothers company and commiserate about "old times" when we were hurting so much. I don't even know how much blood I've given but I know its too much as I'm sure we all have.
drew_wymore said:Not to derail things but re: blood .. there's a comic by the name of Mitch Hedberg who does a bit about doctors.. he says "I went to the doctor but all he did was suck blood from my neck, don't go see Dr Acula .. " and everytime I'm getting blood work done I think of that bit in my head.
GregD said:Some of my favorite Hedberg quotes:
"Someone once asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. No, but I do want a regular banana later, so yes."
"I like escalators because an escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You'll never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience. We apologize that you can still..get up there."
"I hate turtlenecks. Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy. All day. Like, if you wear a turtleneck and a backpack, it's like a weak midget trying to bring you down."
"I ordered a chicken sandwich but I think the waitress mis-understood me because she said, "How would you like your eggs?" So I tried to answer her anyhow. I said "Incubated, and then raised, and then beheaded, and then plucked and then cut up then put onto a grill then put onto a bun, damn it's gonna take awhile. I don't have time, scrambled!""
"I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too."
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it."
"I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait.""
"One time, this guy handed me a picture of him, he said,"Here's a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture of you is when you were younger. "Here's a picture of me when I'm older." "You son-of-a-bitch! How'd you pull that off? Lemme see that camera!""
Hope you all enjoyed them
Oh, ok, I'm a little attached to my Dr. Pdrew_wymore said:heh sorry Jeff.. the dr pepper bit is a Mitch Hedberg quote
BWS1982 said:We all like Hedberg...once you find the cause, you can find the cure...headline "Hedberg found to be cause of Crohn's...further research underway"....first acids and alkalines, now comedians...what the hell makes me so inflammed?
If you like Hedberg, you'd probably like Demetri Martin too, similar styles....
May Mitch rest in peace, so sad to have lost him...