What would be the BEST job in the world for someone with Crohns?

[Jim (POPS)]

Lets have some fun with this. List the BEST JOB for someone with IBD....... I'll start........ working at the Airport, cleaning bathrooms. your turn....

 

[SarahBear]

Restroom designer!

 

[Crohn's Mom]

Toilet paper tester outter

 

[Jim (POPS)]

porta potty pumper.....

 

[Cat-a-Tonic]

Hammock quality assurance tester. Take a nap in each hammock that is made to ensure it is a good one.

 

[Grumbletum]

Specialist meal delivery service tester. Never have to cook in a flare again Or even not in a flare ...............

 

[Lustforlife]

Anything with insurance! Work from home is a plus!

 

[polar1920]

Toilet seat comfort tester

 

[scottsma]

toilet ejector seat button presser (for seats already in use by others)

 

[DougUte]

LayZBoy Recliner Tester

 

[SarahBear]

Heating pad tester.

 

[lizzy16]

Haha DougUte I was just thinking that before I scrolled down!

I think we should turn Crohn's Forum into an office, every desk has a recliner chair. 50 bathrooms on each floor, and boy, has the money been spent on the bathrooms. Heated toilet seats, tropical aquariums to gaze at, TVs in the cubicles, 5-ply luxury loo paper. Noseplugs supplied as this is a fart-friendly environment. Of course we have adopted the Spanish style working day, complete with afternoon siesta.

Who's with me?

 

[nursehill]

lizzy 16,
it made my day reading your reply. so funny and true!!

 

[2thFairy]

Air deodorizer tester

 

[Jennifer]

Crohn's forum Administrator.

 

[POTTYTIME!]

Tux pad tester.

 

[POTTYTIME!]

Plumber.

 

[Marlena]

You guys are a riot! I loved the office. Bathroom inspector.

 

[Guest21]

Lottery winner.

 

[brooklyn23]

Restroom designer!

OMG. Yes this.
*quickly ponders how to use propensity for interior design to make the best bathrooms ever*

 

[hcclds]

You know how they have hand models? We could be bicep models! Nice, shapely arms from wiping our asses so much!

 

[fuzzy butterfly]

Hi I'd like a job that was for one hour a day with an hour for lunch and paid a £1000 a week !!!!

 

[Mr. Polar Bear]

Jokingly: flatulence quality assurance manager. It would be a gas. We would want to make your CH4 emissions to be right up there with the best of nature's gas producers. Give pigs a run for their bacon.:ytongue:

seriously: getting paid to be a guinea pig with these new treatments et al. 50K US a month tax free, with all other benefits paid. Considering what some Alberta Health Services execs get paid, I consider myself an inexpensive benefit for medical research.

 

[teeny5]

Counselor for those with a fear of pooping in public restrooms.

Nutritional drink taste tester.

Colonoscopy prep coach.

 

[errmagerd]

Oh professional napper for sure. :lol2:

 

[fuzzy butterfly]

Chocolate tester,yum yum

 

[Mr. Polar Bear]

I definitely would enjoy being a sweets tester. Me BIG bear with seriously massive sweet tooth.

Belgian chocolate...
French and Spanish nougat
pretty much any British sweet....although are certain staples and classics that i try to find every Yule.

Jelly babies and treacle toffee!!!!

 

[jwfoise]

Counselor for those with a fear of pooping in public restrooms.

Nutritional drink taste tester.

Colonoscopy prep coach.

You could combine a couple of those and have colonoscopy prep taste tester.

:eek2: OK, maybe that's not a good idea.

 

[fuzzy butterfly]

Oh no that would have to be worst job in the world lol.my that stuffs vile!!!

 

[jwfoise]

Oh no that would have to be worst job in the world lol.my that stuffs vile!!!

I believe Dave Barry described the taste as a combination of goat spit and drain cleaner, with a hint of lemon.

 

[buttER]

Bed tester, as long I as I can have my own pillow and be paid to sleep. I dont mind doing overtime.

 

[fuzzy butterfly]

re goats spit etc haha but ye i think thats about right :ack:... at the mo i fancy being a bed tester!!!

 

[fuzzy butterfly]

How about being the inventor of the cure for all our ills, research done at home all nice and comfy..

 

[Mr. Polar Bear]

I could try being Shaun the Sheep for a day......I need a good laugh...

I'll even muck about with those who do not bleat.......