Your Crohns/ IBD based "super magic"

[ThingsHaveChanged]

your Crohns/ IBD based "super magic"

ok this may not be the most serious of posts, but let me explain, when i was first informed as to what Crohns was, i made jokes, i made these jokes on account of the fact i associate the word Crohns with witches and such.
One of my "lines" when explaining Crohns to people is that it gives you lots of magical powers that "normal" people can only look upon in wonderment and awe, for instance: I have the ability to become inexplicably sleepy a mere hour after waking up, the amazing ability to use 3 loo rolls a day, and the ultimate ability lots of normal people misguidedly look upon as a boon, the ability to eat eat and eat and never get above 8 and a half stone.

so anyone else got any super amazing super powers?

 

[ekay03]

I can eat lots and lots of fried foods and simply poop out the grease. That part of my crohns is FABULOUS. You just got to look for the bright side.
I hope I wasn't too graphic

 

[Rebecca85]

I can clear a room instantly with a fart! And best of all, no one suspects it was me

 

[ThingsHaveChanged]

I can clear a room instantly with a fart! And best of all, no one suspects it was me

so you have the power of stealth also, very cunning, very fortunate

 

[Grumbletum]

I do a great belly dance. Best bit is, my tum does it's own backing music.

 

[Pwndkake]

I've just grown to become more angry, bitter, and cynical.. I'm like Frank Castle and the Hulk combined.

 

[ThingsHaveChanged]

I've just grown to become more angry, bitter, and cynical.. I'm like Frank Castle and the Hulk combined.

you win massive nerdy points, excited much about the avenger movie?

and also i unfortunately relate, getting bitter when im sure i used to be an optimistic person is a real blow.

 

[Pwndkake]

I'm more pants-wetting excited for Capt. America. I was floored by how well Hulk and Iron Man turned out (although I haven't seen IM2 yet). If Cap is done well, then I'm all for the Avengers.

 

[Britt31109]

I have the amazing power of winning any farting contest and magically clear a whole bathroom. My digestive system can be so loud it sounds like im farting when magically im not lol. I like the idea of super gas woman lol

 

[MADiMarc]

The ability to gross out my nephews, ages 8, 9 & 11 in a farting contest. And my favorite...I know where every public toliet is in the Houston area! A handy bit of information!