Happiness is.......

[Tay]

Putting a warm bag/wafer straight off the radiator onto sore peristomal skin!

 

[kossy]

Happiness is...........

*Walking up in the morning to find that your bag (which you know you probably should have changed before you went to be) made it through the night without a blow out.

* A bag/wafer lastsing long then usual

* Not having to make a mad rush to the bathroom anymore.

* Not having to buy a boat load of toilet paper anymore.

* Healthy peristomal skin

 

[Terriernut]

Traveling for HOURS and not having to worry about finding a loo in the middle of nowhere!

Happiness is 'farting revenge' on your loved ones, cause you can store them for the 'perfect' moment!

 

[Misty-Eyed]

-Having your sister tell you she's jealous of your bag because she can't fart in the toilets at work because everyone will hear and has to hold it in all day! True story- she told me half an hour ago!

-Never having to hold anything in out of embarrassment!

-Actually having a waist now that the mass which was aka your colon is now gone!

-Having the perfect excuse to eat carbs all day

-Free prescriptions for life (uk only)

-Having a companion to talk to and admire their quirkiness (using a stoma in this way may be limited to just me)

-No risk of farting/sharting when being tickled

 

[2thFairy]

Michelle---YES!!!

Having midday entertainment when Sideshow Bob performs.

Knowing I have a secret when I'm out in public that makes me special--my own poop bag!