How Bad Is YOUR Doctor?

[Cara Fusinato]

Just thought we might get a chuckle by adding to the the thread . . .


How bad is YOUR doctor? My doctor is SOOOOO bad that . . .

 

[Cara Fusinato]

My GI doc is SOOOO bad that he asked me if I could be pregnant or become pregnant (a common question). I said, "No, my husband had a vasectomy 6 years ago." And he asked, SERIOUSLY, "Are you faithful? Could you get pregnant by someone other than your husband?"

I only saw that guy twice and decided to find a new GI doc.

 

[Cara Fusinato]

MY GI doc is SOOOOO bad that when he said I might need a resection and I told him my husband could not take a week off work for about a month due to the two other co-workers in his squad being gone and you can't leave a squad empty . . . he told me that my husband was a state employee and he could take off any time he wanted and not to lie to him about having to wait.

Like I said above, I only saw that guy twice and decided to find a new GI doc.

 

[Cara Fusinato]

I switched to my husband's GP a few years ago after we got married. When I went in to talk to him because I had a urinary infection, he told me I needed to lose weight. I said that's not as easy as it sounds and if he could recommend a regimen that would be effective I'd be up for it. He said, "You know whatever you put in your mouth? Put less of it in there."

That day I called my insurance company and found a lady GP who has been so fabulous that my husband has even switched to her. That GP he had put him on cholesterol med years ago and kept renewing his prescription without ordering a liver test. After two years of no test, my husband thought he needed a better doctor.

 

[Jeff D.]

My GI is okay but my regular doctor told me that kids can't get Crohn's. Yeah I guess he was wrong about that.lol

After that he was so nice to me though. It's kind of funny because he stopped acting like a pompous jackass after that.

 

[DanSJVDavis]

My doctor is SOOOOO bad...

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My doctor is so bad, that when I told him he probably needed a butt light while checking my rectum he thought I said a Bud light and cracked open a beer.

Badum-tssssss.

Sorry, couldn't resist.

 

[DanSJVDavis]

My doctor is SOOOOOO bad...

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My doctor is so bad that once he started yelling ECHOOO!!! at my backside.

Badumbum-tsssss!

 

[DanSJVDavis]

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My doctor is so bad that after he got a dose of my gas passing he stamped a biohazard sign on my butt cheek.

Badum-tssssss!

Heh! Truthfully, I've been putting off looking for another doctor after my old one quit the practice.

 

[Cog]

My doctor is so bad he keeps asking if he can organize a colonoscopy which is OK except that I have had a colectomy

 

[Cara Fusinato]

My parents' doctor is so bad . . . he told my parents that he is leaving the practice and they are NOT welcome to use any of the other doctors in his medical group.

 

[Kev]

My last doctor was soooooo bad... welll, it was partly my fault. He specialized in just sports medicine... so when he performed my prostate exam, I should have expected the boxing gloves. Oooooowwwww. On the upside, I wasn't constipated for months afterwards...

 

[KCMike]

My doctor is soooooooo bad that when he came to visit me after my surgery(removed 12 inches of my colon + appendix) he said "At least the next colonoscopy you have won't take as long. HAHAHA! or will you even have the "guts" to get another one. HAHAHA!"