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maria

maria

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I think we are the only ones that can talk about poo and bloody crime scenes in the toilet and give details and pictures and so on and then continue on eating as if we are talking about the weather..LOL or maybe it's just me...LOL as I sit here and eat a bean burrito and still looking for other peoples gory stories so I can relate to them.. I know I'm a dork.. :ybatty::rof::facepalm::eek:utahere::
 
Seriously Bean Burrito? Oh how I would to eat Mexican food just once more...... It does send me in immediate dive to the Loo for hrs also....
 
I can't eat anything even slightly hot or spicy! But yeah, I sit here happily reading disgusting things and then go off and eat my dinner. It's so amusing how open we all are about this stuff. I then go talk to my friends about all my BMs and such and they all freak out - have to remember to keep it to myself or within the forum... healthy people aren't used to it!
 
ROFL!! After all we each have been thru, we are immune to the shock of this talk! Now, my hubby is another deal. I embarrassed him just by telling the pharmacist that I WISH I could be constipated! (Pharmacist was warning me about iron supplements, ha ha) My husband walked away in embarassment and told me he couldn't believe I said that, lol!
 
I get bladder infections a lot and I was on holiday in Italy. I got cystitus and I was just peeing soooo much. Our apartment is above a really nice pizza restaurant and we made friends with one of the waitresses who is half english and half something random, she grew up in America and moved to Italy. Her accent was crazy! On the second night she asked how I was and I told her I had cystitus so wasn't too great but alright. She just laughed it off and walked away but my parents were mortified! My dad was so angry with me for sharing that with her and my mum half laughed it off and telling my dad to calm down but still shocked. She did ask..
 
I think you have a good point, Swirl. We sort of have to become our own doctors. I still have doctors shoot me very pointed glances when I tell them I won't take this medicine, etc. If I have a reason to believe I shouldn't, I tell them.
 
I have a problem of sensoring things!! Forgetting that other people aren't as "gross" as I am!! LOL I love it though that everyonen around here gets it and isn't grossed out!
 
Maria, I know what you mean! My mum and I are the worst at this.. she works in surgery and I work in a nursing home, plus with the crohn's means we will talk about ANYthing at the dinner table!! It's so often just the two of us that sometimes we can forget to moderate conversations if others are there.... oops.

EDIT: On the subject of talking about anything.... I just did the TINIEST fart, went downstairs to the loo, came back and my room smells like something has died!! My poor poor fiancee. He has to spend the rest of his life with THAT :D
 
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ROFL!! After all we each have been thru, we are immune to the shock of this talk! Now, my hubby is another deal. I embarrassed him just by telling the pharmacist that I WISH I could be constipated! (Pharmacist was warning me about iron supplements, ha ha) My husband walked away in embarassment and told me he couldn't believe I said that, lol!
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LOL!! I always say I would give ANYTHING just to fart again..lol my family hates when I say that.
 
Mum thinks it's gross that I take pictures of my poo after going to the toilet. I blame the doctors for not believing me...
 
lol you guys are awesome!! I was with my friend at a resturaunt and describing Smells and how just liquid comes out of my ileo and carring on like nothing when I realize She looks very embarrased ( we go way back like over 15 yrs) also she hadn't touched barely any of her food and mine was practically gone! So for her to get like that I knew this is something I need to keep to myself. Thats why I love this place!!
 
Hahah that's really funny! My dad works late in to the evening so I eat my dinner, go to the toilet and by the time i'm finished, dad is home and eating his dinner. The other day, I came downstairs shouting "DAD! DAD! THERE'S BLOOD IN MY POO! I SAW THE BLOOD... IT CAME FROM MY ARSE." Mum told me to shut up and tell him later when he isn't *trying* to eat!! :')
 
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Hahah that's really funny! My dad works late in to the evening so I eat my dinner, go to the toilet and by the time i'm finished, dad is home and eating his dinner. The other day, I came downstairs shouting "DAD! DAD! THERE'S BLOOD IN MY POO! I SAW THE BLOOD... IT CAME FROM MY ARSE." Mum told me to shut up and tell him later when he isn't *trying* to eat!! :')
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:rof: Oh, dear, just make sure that don't do it when you have guests for dinner.
 
I do try my best to keep all that talk to talks with my specialist and this Forum, I think it kinda spoils the romance at home, and unfortunatly none of my friends would be able for that sort of talk.
 
tlc-x said:
Hahah that's really funny! My dad works late in to the evening so I eat my dinner, go to the toilet and by the time i'm finished, dad is home and eating his dinner. The other day, I came downstairs shouting "DAD! DAD! THERE'S BLOOD IN MY POO! I SAW THE BLOOD... IT CAME FROM MY ARSE." Mum told me to shut up and tell him later when he isn't *trying* to eat!! :')
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LOL! I bet that left him speechless.. It's just our shocking, memorable moment we want to share with people that we know for SURE love and care for us:) No matter what. lol
 

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