If you were to start a "Soap Opera" about crohns, what would you name it.

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Jim (POPS)

Jim (POPS)

Jim (Pops)
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I was just thinking about a Crohns soap opera and what it would be called and what would the names of the cast be and maybe some of the story lines. I think we could have some fun with this. I will pick a winner for the name of the Soap Opera" and the best short story.. Thanks.
Jim (Pops)
 
The Bathroom & the Line

Crabby needed to use the bathroom but found the door closed. She could see the glow of light from the crack under the door and hear the soft sounds of the fan. "Its going to be a while." Crabby thought, and waited beside the door. Jim (POPS), sawdust, Joshuaaa, nogutsnoglory, and CrohnsChicago rushed to Crabby's side. "Who's in the bathroom?!" They all said out of sync. "Why? Did you eat Bear's food to?" CrohnsChicago said, "Why would she only serve raw sea food at a Crohn's disease gathering?" "Because she's a bear." Crabby exclaimed. Suddenly Crabby realized that all these people needed to go to the bathroom as badly as she did. Its bad enough to have to wait for the bathroom but to feel rushed to get off the toilet for others? There's no telling who was in the bathroom, the whole forum showed up to Bear's seafood extravaganza. Why weren't there more bathrooms? Maybe there were but Crabby wasn't about to lose her place as first in line. Should she knock knowing full well this person would feel rushed as well, not to mention possibly startled by the noise causing the colon to suck back up all its contents? What if someone just left the light and fan on?

Next week find out who's in the bathroom.
 
I am not casted in your soap opera? FINE I will make my own . I need time to think. but its going to be epic. just you wait.
Auditions are being held in Chat. You are not welcome to audition

PFFT I thought we had something special Jennifer. Good thing I got a big scary authoritative bear and Chicago to comfort me in my time of deep sorrow :cry:
 
I used members who had already posted, except for the bear. :p Now you can be in the next episode since you finally posted. :p
 
Operation Street

It's midnight. We see the cobblestone street in the lamplight. Suddenly, an old Crohn's dark, shrouded shape shuffles into view. With a twisted smile, she surveys the windows of the sleeping, unsuspecting residents. She raises her crooked stick and smiles. An inflammatory ball of fire shoots out from the end of her stick. But where is it going to land???
 
Afidz, you can be in my soap opera. We don't need no stinkin' Crabby. :p

"All my Plungers"

Cat and Afidz look sadly into the window where Crabby and her cool friends are having a raw seafood party... because that kind of thing apparently happens. Suddenly, a beam of light appears, and Cat & Afidz are abducted by aliens! The aliens give them anal probes. Which isn't too bad, because there's no prep involved. The aliens take biopsies and have a much better bedside manner than most GIs, and everyone gets cookies afterwards.

Tune in next week to see what kind of bathrooms the aliens have!
 
List of characters on 'The Street':
Dr Colin Oscopy - the scope of his evil deeds knows no bounds
Heather Gotthetrotts - after one disappearance too many, she meets a sticky end
Poppy Picolax - a bubbly, gushing character who is too much for some
Imuran Khan - a street regular and the local greengrocer
CT Scan - local businessman known for taking things lying down
Hugh Mira - injects the show with his own brand of humour
Lou Rollsallgone - feeling sad and empty after being used by Heather
Anna Stomasis - never seen without her trusty bag
Arthur Itis - know for his nagging and a general pain
 
Don't forget this important game changing character:

Anatta Ulcer - A testy/fiesty female...make sure you stay on her good side!
 
'The Street' Episode One

Things are relatively quiet ( apart from the usual rumbling and grumbling of stomachs ) in the Crohner's Return as the local residents enjoy a few pints of prep. Not for long however, as a mysterious stranger explodes onto the scene. Announcing herself as Di Horea, she immediately targets poor Heather who has to trot off to the loo pronto.
This woman acts fast and her verbal outpourings have soon upset many. Backed up by his partner, Aza Thioprine, Hugh Mira is about to give her a taste of her own medicine, but before things flare out of hand, Miss Phyllisileum Husk - a naturally gentle soul - manages to calm things down and heads off to the toilets to see to poor Heather.
Seething and burning with anger, Di heads off to the Terminal Ileum Inn to seek out a room. Is she here to stay? Will Heather recover from her vicious attack?
 
Singin' in the Pain.

Part 1

It was a dark and starless night.
Down through winding tunnels within the crypts murky work was afoot.
Billycillus and Mega Virus were up to their tricks and laying the ground for a massive invasion., spreading pools of toxins to set up the intestinal roads to flames of perdition.
Suddenly spreading through the darkness Cipro and Metro burst upon the scene and started to quell the fires of invasion.


Part 2 to follow.
 
"The Flush Chronicles". An on-going story of the personal relationships among IBDers and their search for a loo on their adventures around the US and the world.
 
ToiletTales.....secrets shared shouldn't always be revealed, the real housewives meet Emmerdale
 
Title for my Soap Operas

DON'T GO AFTER ME, I'D WAIT IF I WERE YOU!, or THE DOG DID IT! The first 2 are bathroom references. :poo:
 
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