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Hello. It's been a long time since we last spoke. How have you all been? I am a bit nervous in writing you this and i don't know how you will feel about what my intentions are. I still consider you all my friends despite all that you have done to me. You have called my names such as "a pain in the ass." You have tried to get rid of me by giving me pills, injections and even trying to surgically remove me from your life on occassion. Despite it all i have stood by your side through thick and thin. Not leaving your side even though you did not want me around. Yes i know i was at times very jealous and vendictive, causing you a great deal of stress and pain in your life. I am by nature very selfish and self-centered. Remember after your tried to poison me with those pills and we decided to take a break from each other. You eventually moved on and met someone named Remission. I am sorry to say this but how can someone called Remission make anyone happy. Remember i was the one by your side when you spent days in the hospital, the long tearful night staying up all night together, the short walks outside. I was the one who introduced you to those nice Dr's and Medical professionals.
Since i have been away i have been thinking long and hard. I have been hanging around several of my good friends, you may even know them, Arthritis, Diarrhea, mucus and my first cousin, Colitis. You would love Colitis because we are so much a like. My friends agree that it is time to put away our past differences and get back together. I have also heard that you may miss me too. I understand that recently you have not been eating, losing weight and spending a lot of time in the bathroom. Well fret no longer because here is the good news. Are you ready: I am back in your life now. We can now be together hopefully this time forever. Did you hear me? i said FOREVER. Oh don't you cry because your gonna make me become inflamed with emotion. Well i hope you like the good news. I will let you go so you can take all this in. I will see you tonight right after dinner.
PS. Don't eat too much.
Your friend ALWAYS,
crohn's
Since i have been away i have been thinking long and hard. I have been hanging around several of my good friends, you may even know them, Arthritis, Diarrhea, mucus and my first cousin, Colitis. You would love Colitis because we are so much a like. My friends agree that it is time to put away our past differences and get back together. I have also heard that you may miss me too. I understand that recently you have not been eating, losing weight and spending a lot of time in the bathroom. Well fret no longer because here is the good news. Are you ready: I am back in your life now. We can now be together hopefully this time forever. Did you hear me? i said FOREVER. Oh don't you cry because your gonna make me become inflamed with emotion. Well i hope you like the good news. I will let you go so you can take all this in. I will see you tonight right after dinner.
PS. Don't eat too much.
Your friend ALWAYS,
crohn's
