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Off topic probably, but I just got an email from my ex (whom i am still struggling to get over) to tell me he's getting married and is becoming a better person - I wasted 4 years trying to help him be a better person - AAARGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
 
Grrrrrrrrr, nobody spells my name right (real name, in real life!!) & when I mention to someone that they haven't, they react like I'm being pedantic or something!!!!
 
I just had to look up pedantic because it isn't in my vocabulary (and now I realize there is one more thing I could call myself!!!)
 
My pretzels are making me thirsty too! And the price for these pretzels stink.....What is the deal with food prices lately?...I am going to have to dip into my savings to keep my kids fed. Outrageous!
 
Just give me a damn pill cam and be done with it! We all know i need it, so why waste everyone's time pretending i don't?!

AND, if you say you're going to be at my house at 7am to start a job, BE THERE! I do not sleep well. And i dragged my sorry butt out of bet at 6:30, and you didn't show up to noon you freaking loser! Once you finish making my bathroom nice you're going to get a piece of my mind! What makes your time more valuable than mine, when at this point, i'm more or less your employer?!

Oops, longer than one line. :p
 
Why did I cancel my home care maintenance agreement a month ago to save costs?

Why did my hot water cylinder burst this week costing £550 to repair, which could have been covered by aforementioned home care agreement...

Why did I choose buildings insurance with a £350 excess for water damage which I now have to pay to get my downstairs neighbour's ceiling put back where it was before my hot water cylinder flooded his home...

Why did I choose contents insurance which also has a £350 excess for water damage and which means I can't afford to get my own ruined carpets replaced...

Why have I got a really sharp pain in my right nostril????

So fed up!!!!
 
Shut up. What makes you more important than anyone else?

and

Why in the freak do we have to "move through the space" before EVERY dance class? Its dumb and I'd rather be dancing, you are wasting my time.
 
I wish I could eat some pretzels, actually anything other than pudding and mashed potatoes would be nice.
 
I am going to "move through the space" and get some more fire wood. Its getting Cold out.

Pudding, yeah I want some pudding. I don't like Pretzels, but I did have some Beef Jerky today. I also had two Chili Dogs for Supper, Sausage biscuits with Gravy, Eggs and Bacon for lunch. I bought a whole box of Baby Ruth candy bars today also. Maybe if I just eat some Steel Wool I can remove any doubt that I will be sick

I wonder what could have triggered this slight flare? Hmmm. I need to get back to sanity pretty quickly.

Dan
 
shazamataz said:
Off topic probably, but I just got an email from my ex (whom i am still struggling to get over) to tell me he's getting married and is becoming a better person - I wasted 4 years trying to help him be a better person - AAARGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
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:eek2: What kind of person does that???? How low can you go.
 
My rant: Just because I got married at the courthouse, everyone asks if my illness is b/c I'm pregnant. NO! I'm not pregnant, I have Crohn's you dipshit!
 
I hope you don't mind but I have several I need to get off my chest:

I want to sleep because tomorrow I'm going to have a busy day and I need to wake up at 7!!!

I want to eat solid foods as the pudding and mashed potatoes aren't keeping me full enough!

I need a new guitar!

I want a job!

I want to make some like-minded friends who I can hang out with once in a while as I'm sick of being bored by myeslf at my house!

I want to get over writer's block and write some good songs for a change!
 
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Who in the h3ll used all the toilet paper and didn't put out a new roll? OOPs, sorry it was me.
 
My house is FULL of people!!!! Ok, not so bad - dad is finally home from the hospital, but now his GF's friends are here as well....it begins.....
 
Why can't I retire NOW and go back to work when I'm 60 like everyone else?

Hello, Welcome to Walmart :)
 
Violet - I saw these and of course immediately thought of you ;)

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Welcome to America. We are glad you are here, but its time you learn English, you lazy ass monkey!
 
help

something is going wrong I cant read threads technical staff and refress I cant fiqure anything out this is driving me nutt :voodoo: cant post stuff :voodoo: :ybatty: :voodoo:
 
help

something is going wrong I cant read threads technical staff and refress I cant fiqure anything out this is driving me nutt :voodoo: cant post stuff :voodoo: :ybatty: :voodoo: and whats a cf withdrawl
 
Ha....we are all SOOO addicted!!! I'm feeling for whomever is trying to fix this beast....it isn't gonna be a fun one!! Fingers crossed they can figure it out!!
 
Why do I keep hurting myself?? I think Im getting old, I dont heal like I used to!!
Broke my left pinkey last nite wrestling at the gym helping a guy get ready for his fight in 3 weeks, my right wrist is still messed up and cant put weight of it cause I crashed my motorcyle racing at the track in the summer and broke my scaphoid. And my left shoulder is a mess, decided to throw my dirt bike off a cliff and me into a tree in the summer starting to think rotator cuff is f'd.
I need a new body!!

Sorry I know its more than one line but thats my rant for today!
 
No one realizes how far tomato pastes can spread until you splatter it, on the computer desk... printer... floor, and my spoon went and helped it spread farther. LOL
 
Darn it! I have to play in 10 inches of snow, sledding and building snowmen and making hot cocoa and s'mores all weekend with my kids!!! :O) Happy vent!
 
Why, Dough? Why is it that you are the sweetest cat during the day, but a killer kat at night? You are a complete stuffed aminal who is happiest sleeping in the tubby (sink)... until darkness falls (horrible movie, BTW).

Why did I have to take my contacts out last night? Why do I have to be blind as a bat? 20/400 vision..... sweet.

Why did I have to walk out of my bedroom this morning, almost blind, and find a dead mouse next to a pile of cat puke? And I KNOW it was YOU, Dough. Mr. Peanut doesn't play with mice. You little shi........ :mad2:

What a GREAT thing to wake up to!
 
I wish it would stop raining!! Has been going continuous for the last week... very over it. Hang on is that the sun trying to peep thru the black clouds.. hope so.

Over having trouble getting any washed clothes dry!

Over Cylcones (like hurricanes) bring gale force winds and flash flooding... go away cyclone olga!
 
farm wore out the forum!!!
ding fixed it, i think.
i think we all had withdrawal from it though. glad its back to normal now.
Pirate said:
Who stole my forum and when do they plan on giving it back!!!!!
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Some days you're the paddle, other days your the ass.
Today, I'm the paddle! :)
 
merrywidow said:
farm wore out the forum!!!
ding fixed it, i think.
i think we all had withdrawal from it though. glad its back to normal now.
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LOL, well, I tried! :)
 
They need to make booster seats for the elderly! Clearly you didnt see my big truck cause the dash board was in the way!!
 
Ha, so is my daughter, when I get in the car after she has been in it, the seat is up to the steerwheel lol. That's ok, smaller people have bigger hearts and brains right? ;)
 
same problem here pirate. my husband was 5"4 and i am 6"2. he would never put the seat back.
why is it that men never put the seats back? i.e toilet seats
 
Jettalady said:
buy a Jetta, the seats raise up and down lol.
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I am 5 foot tall and my Jetta fits me perfectly...LOVE it.

Oh wait, this was supposed to be a vent thread...I HATE FLAGYL!!!(there, I feel better now!)
 
Just found out I have polycistic ovaries on top of my undiagnosed bowel disease. Now I have to take a medicine that is likely to cause me diarrhea...
 
Shadycat said:
I am 5 foot tall and my Jetta fits me perfectly...LOVE it.

Oh wait, this was supposed to be a vent thread...I HATE FLAGYL!!!(there, I feel better now!)
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:ycool: funny.. I hate Flagyl but I hate Prednisone more. I am on Entocort that is enough!
 
Why can't I sleep and then the night I do sleep I oversleep and miss my most important class of the week.
 
Pirate said:
Why can women put the toilet seat up when thier done. Geesh
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HEY that is my line!!!! All my ex's oops, I mean past relationships, I always say,, If I ever fall in the toilet cause the seat is left up, your head is gonna be in it!

Works like a charm... :lol:
 

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