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My daughter hates being 5.1, she says she is sick of the short jokes, even a prof in University made a stupid crack, dont worry she put him in his place...jerk!
 
LOL that's awesome! I'm assuming she doesn't take any crap - just like her mama! :D

I was the tallest kid in my class until I literally stopped growing in the 3rd grade. When I went back to school in the fall of 4th grade, everyone towered over me!!! So yeah..... I've been 5ft tall since then.

Anyone seen Robin Hood: Men In Tights? Remember Little John?

Little John: "Oh, they call me Little John. But don't let my name fool you. In real life, I'm very big."

That's me.

Yup.
 
I never had any one make fun of me, I dont know if it is the generation or what but she also has acne... people always mention it too. She is so self conscience, and she doesnt understand why people are so rude. She is 22 next saturday and she says it is the same like in highschool... cruel young adults.
 
Sharon the site has been finicky lately , you are persistant arent ya...face it your addicted to the forum lol.
 
its not cf ,it was a music website that was giving away free down loads worth £5. but it was advertised on the telly hence the trouble getting onto it.
 
35 mins getting onto a music website. 65 mins trying to log in and get a download and waht happens? the website crashes. its enough to make a girl grab a ciggy. if only there was some ciggys in the house
 
lucitcha said:
Just found out I have polycistic ovaries on top of my undiagnosed bowel disease. Now I have to take a medicine that is likely to cause me diarrhea...
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I'm sorry buddy - that sounds miserable!! Hope you get through it ok!

Yay for no ciggys in the house ;) No walking to the corner store either Sharon!

The inside of my nose feels like the Sahara desert! Dry and cracky!
 
I just got the staples out from surgery, that should be a nice scar and the shaved belly better grow back or I am going to look like hell in a bikini this summer.
 
Grrrr I need the loo bad an someone in there next closest 50 meters away
I'm not gonna make it
 
I gave in

I raided the poor womens toilet in the room next door - how embarressing-

hope she don't need it for next half hour atleast
 
Mountaingem said:
I'm too sick to go to the Doctor!
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Hah! I hear you on that one! I am so fatigued that the idea of arranging and getting to a doctor appointment is a nightmare! I am luckyish with my gp as I just called and ordered a form to get my iron studies done so all I have to do is go to the lab whenever it is convenient for me! :)
 
Why am I going to teach slope and y- intercept to my daughter.....she is not going to be a roofer or ever build stairs.
 
Man, I have to learn NOT to tell the dogs that the hubby is coming home to early, they never stop barking outside, any movement out there and they are off barking!!:yfaint:
 
LOL that's cute, Pen.

When I tell Bam (the Bulldog) that "Daaaaaddddy's hooome!!" he jumps up onto the loveseat with me, turns around a bunch of times, hides, and peeks downstairs at the front door until Josh comes in. Then, when Josh comes in, Bam jumps down, flies down the stairs, and lays on his back for belly rubs.

Aren't dogs the best? No matter what, they always make you feel welcome :)
 
Dear Brain: If you had a neck I would choke the $#(%U@ out of you!!!!
 
farm said:
Dear Brain: If you had a neck I would choke the $#(%U@ out of you!!!!
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Dear Brain... Let me go back to sleep or I will get Chuck Norris on your ass!
 
me being stupid, i was wondering who the hell BRIAN was. it wasnt until danm added to it that i realsied it said brain.
need more sleep
 
Ha..ha.. to cute Merry!!

I wished for the rain to go away and now that it has its so freaking hot!! Crazy hot!!
 
shazamataz said:
Vets are VERY expensive!!!!!!! :(
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Ha, don't I know it. My hubby just took 2 of the dogs to the Vet, it is quiet here! Almost deafening lol. I dont want to see the bill, but they come with the fact of having them and wouldn't give them up for anything... Geez I would miss my husband lol...KIDDING! :lol:
 
merrywidow said:
me being stupid, i was wondering who the hell BRIAN was. it wasnt until danm added to it that i realsied it said brain.
need more sleep
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I was thinking the same Merry, I thought he was talking to me at first! LOL!


Man my butt stinks today!
 
violetcreams said:
GrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRrrrrrr. Unfriendly, unapproachable manager
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You don't work for me do you?? LOL


Here's my work vent: LMAO, you damn right! I'm sure I'll get that done before my layoff!!!
 
Fog Ducker said:
I was thinking the same Merry, I thought he was talking to me at first! LOL!


Man my butt stinks today!
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I was, I just can't spell!:eek2:
 
OMG you say hawt too, LOL, that's funny I thought it was a redneck thing and no one would get it if I typed it out.
 
Stupid jerks at Verizon are going to give me a refurbished phone to replace my almost brand new (like 60 days old) one. One that's being replaced for something covered under warranty.

Jerks. And yes, I will raise Hades to get a brand new one.
 
Fog Ducker said:
I was thinking the same Merry, I thought he was talking to me at first! LOL!


Man my butt stinks today!
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when I first sat it last night, I thought he was talking to you too! hehe Until I looked at it again.

:ylol2: your butt stinks. :ylol2:
 
I just sharted a weee bit. Yeah I thought it would be loud and funny, but it was wet and runny.
 
my.december said:
Stupid jerks at Verizon are going to give me a refurbished phone to replace my almost brand new (like 60 days old) one. One that's being replaced for something covered under warranty.

Jerks. And yes, I will raise Hades to get a brand new one.
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O...M....G! I JUST ordered your phone last night :O( Haven't even gotten it in the mail yet - what happened to yours?
 
Nothing SUPER bad or something that renders the phone useless. It's just randomly rebooting throughout the day, which is a MAJOR annoyance to me. Doesn't have any impact on function and has yet to do it in the middle of a call, but just irks me. Majorly.

From research, it seems about 1% or less of the phones have this problem. I always have had to be special.
 
Fabulous! I forgot that they can take your brand new phone and switch it for a crappy one - that will make me majorly hacked off. Did you do a programming upgrade on it before taking it in to see if that would fix it?
 
The Droid... 99% of the time, I LOVE it. This rebooting crap just plucks my nerves though. It's only started recently.

TYPICALLY on the Droid, it's just an app that doesn't play nice with the phone. Remove said app, remove the problem. So I removed ALL my apps. No good. Tried a factory reset. Also a fail. Sat on the phone with Verizon customer service to ensure I have the latest software running. I do.

Soooo... hardware issue. Had it happened in the 1st 30 days, no problem, brand new phone. After? Refurb. Yuck.

Granted, I've heard the refurbs actually tend to be better than the new ones because they undergo a more strict testing process, but it's still annoying as all heck. And I will raise Hades over it. Typically, threatening to cancel my contract seems to cause some action. ;)
 
Gotcha.... thanks :)

I have the Crackberry World 8830, which I love, but now since I'm a primary on the account, I can get an upgrade. Not sure what to get, if I end up upgrading at all.
 
You mean they won't HAPPILY take your *$350* cancellation fee?? If I have issues with mine after 30 days - I'm keeping my battery. Ok - unless it is over 6 months - then I want a NEW battery :O) Well..I'm keeping my fingers crossed that I'll just fall in love with this "brick". If not - it....goes....back.
 
I highly recommend checking out the various Android/Droid forms out there. I learned sooooo much about this phone and what it can do through them
 
I actually did hope on a few about the battery life and did find some good information right off the bat. I'm still waiting for the stork to bring mine though - hopefully I'll have it in hand by next Tuesday.

OK - sorry guys - back to the one liner rants!

Argh!! Chinese food - you unforgiving wench!!
 
Oh, and lol, no, they're not jumping to take my early termination fee. Considering they get about $100/month from me, they'd lose money from me in the end. I've been a good customer for... oh geez... 8 years w/ no problems. lol. I threaten, they react. It kinds rocks.

Plus, making a scene in a crowded store typically makes managers nervous. ;)
 
lol .. it's a rare day when mine is out of the gutter. Ok ... a rare minute when mine is out of the gutter. ;)
 
Gonna sound really ungrateful here.... But after 3 months signed off sick, someone is visiting me from my work.... Dammit! I look REALLY well today! Where did the bags under my eyes go??? Just flaming typical, she's gonna go back in and be saying to people "dunno what the problem is, she looked fine to me"....
 
Lishyloo said:
Gonna sound really ungrateful here.... But after 3 months signed off sick, someone is visiting me from my work.... Dammit! I look REALLY well today! Where did the bags under my eyes go??? Just flaming typical, she's gonna go back in and be saying to people "dunno what the problem is, she looked fine to me"....
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It's always the way, you are in pain and you get to your doctor or dentist and magically the pain disappears. :tongue:
 
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Jettalady said:
It's always the way, you are in pain and you get to your doctor or dentist and magically the pain disappears. :tongue:
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Exactly! Same with your car and the mechanic-the weird noise stops when you show up at the garage.
 
Im sitting 2 feet from the dam wireless router, why wont you stay connected!!!!!! AAAGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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