We all need a good laugh!!

[nancerini]

Since we all have a lot to feel down about, I thought I would start this thread so we could all contribute and have a laugh and frankly, I could use one right now! So, everyone, please answer this question!!! (My reply will be below)

You KNOW you have Crohn's Disease if........


Your butt muscles are the strongest muscles you have!:blush:

 

[scottsma]

if loo roll is top of your shopping list after chocolate

 

[nancerini]

When you order food at a restaurant, you always start out by saying, "I'm not trying to be a pain in the @$$ but......"

 

[scottsma]

You can tell anyone where the nearest rest room is

 

[nancerini]

You go through a Jumbo 18 roll pack of toilet paper in a week!

 

[nancerini]

You are afraid of button fly jeans

 

[ChefShazzy]

You don't trust a fart.

 

[Terriernut]

You buy toilet paper in major bulk...Costco here I come!!

You get excited when underwear goes on sale...and buy in bulk!

 

[nancerini]

You've actually soiled your socks before

 

[Niklovely]

I Love this!

We all redefine the saying "When you gotta go, you gotta go!"

 

[Dunbar]

Good ones. You might check out 'You might have Crohns if...' in the support forum. I have spewed coffee, peed my pants and had sore cheeks from the comments from our beloved members.