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LOL. Hot water! Other than that I don't think I can say on this forum. lol. I can give you a hint. It involves a paddle and a snorkel. Oh and my spouse.
 
Pirate said:
LOL. Hot water! Other than that I don't think I can say on this forum. lol. I can give you a hint. It involves a paddle and a snorkel. Oh and my spouse.
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Yeah I remember those days. But then my wife left, so my response was going to be "My left hand" (which is odd, given that I'm RIGHT HANDED) but that option wasn't even on the survey! :lol:
 
Shoot I forgot to mention that I am a bar soap guy and don't ask about the razor thing. I'll deny it to the grave.
 
1. What's a Loofah?

2. I have only shaved once in the past three years.haha I'm considering stopping the trimming all together so I can grow a nice big beard.haha

3. I only have bar soap, shampoo, and conditioner.
 
Why do men always turn to beasting?

I use Dove soap but we call it Dave in our house
 
Body wash and a puff, as must! Recently my body wash ran out (daughter was home) and I had to resort to a bar of soap and my body felt so dry!
Never again.

You men, make me laugh, I should'a known you guys can't be serious.:tongue:
 
How do you know I'm not being serious, huh. I know how to be at times. Just have to pick and choose the time which is usually when I'm sleeping. lol
 
Am I allowed to say the shower head on full blast? *bats eyelashes innocently*
 
Oh my gosh Cindy, you really didn't say that and bat your eyelashes did you.

Hey guys, I think she's serious.
 
Nyx said:
Am I allowed to say the shower head on full blast? *bats eyelashes innocently*[/QUOTE

ouch, wouldn't ya nipples end up like ship's rivets?:)
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Here's a Dave joke
wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday.

They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin ?"

His wife is puzzled and asks if hes been to this club before.

"Oh no," says Dave. "Hes on my bowling team."

When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if hed like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.

His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"

"Shes in the Ladies Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"

Daves wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.

He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.

She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.

The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave.



--Vijay




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Hahahah... it sure did! Speaking of going south, I had to vote for 'Other', too!

...and now I have the song 'These are the Daves I know' stuck in my head...
 
...as opposed to "these are the babes I blow, I blow?"


yeah...I'm a class act!!! lol
 
I wish you gals would stay on topic. How am I suppose to keep track of what's going on with these polls if you gals keep wandering off into the water falls with "Dave".

You ladies are terrible. Can't take our eyes off of you gals for one second before you turn this into a joke fest. lol
 
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Well well, we learned from the master.. Iron man! Oops sorry... at least some of us do use soap!

Men have been doing this for centuries, about time you guys realized you turned us women into men thinkers... next thing you know we will be belching and scratching our butts with our hair standing on ends... sorry Marisa I couldn't resist!
 
I use Dove bar soap, a razor, shampoo, sometimes conditioner, and once in a while - the many fun choices on the shower massager. <--- I named it, but it's not Dave.
 
Okay, I'll behave. Sorry ladies, and I truely mean, LADIES.

I use Dial soap, Denorex, conditioner and I never use the shower for anything other then a shower to get my Crohnnie butt clean.
 
Honestly Joan, I seriously mean Ladies. I may joke alot but when it comes to women I was raised to look at all women as ladies. My dad and mom would have beaten my backside if I ever treated a woman any other way.

Just don't expect me to always behave cuz that's to hard. lol
 
You were raised a gentleman Pirate!!! My husband's mom used to say to him, don't ever say something to a woman that she would slap you across the face. Yes it is old school, but he abides by that always. Been together 10 years he STILL opens the car door for me. I have always said I like being treated like a lady, and I usually have. But... I still can make people laugh, I was born to do that too!
 
Before Janis and I were married my dad took me aside and told me if I ever raised a hand to her or treated her mean, he would personally beat the crap out of me. I believed him. I told my sons the same thing before they were married.
 
Hey Pirate!

I'm no lady, but I'm all woman!!

(love that tho, about treating women like that, gotta love ya Daddy too!) xxx
 
I have to admit I just started using one of those poofy things. But it is still cool because it is an Axe Detailer and after watching that infomercial link I put into the aftershave thread how could I not want one.

so I am a body wash and poofy thing guy. I only shave in the tub if I'm having a bath as you have to take your time to do that bit right :eek:
 
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kenny said:
I have to admit I just started using one of those poofy things. But it is still cool because it is an Axe Detailer and after watching that infomercial link I put into the aftershave thread how could I not want one.

so I am a body was and poofy thing guy. I only shave in the tub if I'm having a bath as you have to take your time to do that bit right :eek:
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The poofy things are exfoliating cleaners, it is good for the skin gets rid of dead skin.

You mean the AXE commerical where all the girls come running after you? Ha, and I thought you were shy :tongue:. Btw the girls are not included haha.
 
Penny, I was more concerned about Kenny shaving in the bath tub. Don't think I've ever shaved in the tub or shower. Now are we talking face or legs or under arms. LOL
 
Pirate said:
Penny, I was more concerned about Kenny shaving in the bath tub. Don't think I've ever shaved in the tub or shower. Now are we talking face or legs or under arms. LOL
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Or that OTHER area? lol Inquiring minds want to know!!
 
Bad Cindy, get your head out of the gutter. lol

I wasn't going to go there so I kept my fingers shut. Trying to be a good boy.
 
But it's soooo hard to be good Pirate!!!! I try....on occasion....

Ever since merrywidow posted about getting her pubes caught in the velcro on her bag, I've had my thoughts in that area....lmao
 
violetcreams said:
I like coconut & shea shower gel at the moment. Also love old fashioned rose scented shower gels.
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Aaaaaah, I love rose-scented bubble bath or showel gel, that is the most relaxing scent! The only thing better is fresh lilacs, and they are due to bloom in the next couple of weeks....
 
Gosh ladies!
I can't use any of that smelly stuff down there!
I get a Japanese motorbike!
 
Ok here goes

It's an old joke from a comedian called Bernard Manning

'My wife is so thick, she thinks an ItchyFanny is a Japanese motorbike!!'
 
Astra101 said:
Ok here goes

It's an old joke from a comedian called Bernard Manning

'My wife is so thick, she thinks an ItchyFanny is a Japanese motorbike!!'
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Joan - Old? I guess, sounds like some ancient British music hall bit.

And now, a lit'l song

"What are we going to do with Uncle Arthur?
A blinking stallion, is Uncle Arthur.
When he goes a-strolling in the park,
Watch your step, girls, especially after dark... "

:)
 
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Ha Ha Ha
Dave!!
Is that from an old British music hall thang?
Maybe it's referring to Arthur Askey?
 
Astra101 said:
Ha Ha Ha
Dave!!
Is that from an old British music hall thang?
Maybe it's referring to Arthur Askey?
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Actually, It's from "Upstairs Downstairs".

Always have loved British TV!

Finished watching the latest "Foyle's War", about 2 weeks ago. Another favorite is that version of "Casualty" that takes place in the 1910's. WHEN ARE YOU GUYS GOING TO MAKE SOME MORE OF THAT ONE?!? :)

Most of US TV sucks by comparison. :(
 
Nyx said:
Or that OTHER area? lol Inquiring minds want to know!!
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:lol2: well its easy enough to shave my face in the bathroom sink . . . . .

But I am liking my Axe Detailer. It has the poofy thing on one side and a tougher side that works great around the heals and feet
 
The Axe Detailer is the one that looks like a tire, right?

I got a male friend of mine hooked on fancy shave cream and things (he used to use nothing but plain soap). Now I think he spends more moulah at Sephora than I do.
 
I tried soap the other day because my body wash was empty, and forgot to replace it. I felt so dry and my skin felt tight. I will always make sure I have moisterizing body wash in the shower. The hubby likes soap...all the power to him, he can have it.:tongue:
 
yea the detailer is a plastic outer rim that might look like a tire, with the poofy part on one side. Flip it over and it is like an aqua lint brush for scrubbing :)

Hmmm fancy shaving cream . .. all I have is the lime scented Gillette. going to have to look around more. Whats Sephora?
 
Sephora's a fancy pants cosmetics shop...kind of The Body Shop or Bath and Body Works.
 

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