Where is the weirdest place you've pooped?

[IBDiva]

Kind of a weird question, I know. But, I know we've all been in a situation where we've had to poop and there was no time to get to a comfortable or even clean restroom.

I once had to use the bathroom so badly I went into the mens restroom at a pizza place -- they were individual bathrooms -- and when I left there were three men lined up waiting. I bet they weren't expecting me to walk out!

 

[DJW]

With an ostomy...I've gone behind a tree.

 

[fuzzy butterfly]

Iv had to use the same restroom as the bears before now lol ;-)!!!

 

[kellehbeans]

The men's toilets in a very busy train station. They had locked the women's for reasons unknown. Either way, it was probably the most disgusting toilet I have ever been in (alongside some buckets with toilet seats on), as somebody had missed the seat with their poo!

 

[Agent X20]

A public toilet in a bus station in York. Had to wade across a swamp to get to the cubicle. No seat on the toilet. I've got a radar key now.

 

[buttER]

On a hillside overlooking the sea in Slovenia. It was beautiful.
And on a snowy mountain in the middle of winter in France, it was beautiful but freezing!

 

[fuzzy butterfly]

cool !!! lol pun intended...

 

[Mondowicked]

In my car...pulled over and used one of those potty to go bags. That and just outside along the side of the road. Gotta get creative sometimes.

 

[GlasgowGirl86]

In a bucket because my brother was hogging the bathroom!

 

[DJW]

Oh my that's awful!

 

[Guest30]

half way up gipsy hill west norwood at 11.30 at night in my stridez thankfully there was a toliet next to a supermarket in westow street cleaned myself up and took a train ride back to north london with a damp patch on the back of my trousers

 

[D Bergy]

Over a log in the woods when I was repairing my deer stand. I was prepared as I always have a supply of napkins in the truck. Glad nobody walked out there at the time.

Had to do the same years ago when I got the flu while winter camping during deer hunting season. It stunk so bad no deer would have come within 5 miles of that spot.

When I had my temporary ileostomy bag, it came off while sleeping in my uncle and aunts guest bedroom. Really embarrassing.
I hated that bag like I hated nothing else.

Dan

 

[nogutsnoglory]

In my dorm once I was desperate and the bathroom was occupied so I pooped in a plastic bag and just went down to the street to dispose of it after. Nobody knew

 

[lily3308]

In a bucket because my brother was hogging the bathroom!

Lol same except it was the litter box... [emoji15]

 

[Guest30]

Oh well i guess it's better to let it out than to hold it in holding it in leads to all kinds of erm **** as to where you let it out a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do if we all learned to let it flow freely
in loving unison we would all be holding in alot less ****

 

[shamrock15]

A small island only a stone's throw removed from a public beach. Finished up just before some people showed up. A quick duck into the water for cleanup.

 

[Guest30]

As winter's not far off in the UK will put on my wellies so next time I'm out near the fishing pond on clapham common and get caught short can wade across to the small island in the middle whip down my kackz amongst the tree's and let it flow will have to wear a nutz guard tho due to the canadian geese a leaf or 2 will suffice to wipe with

 

[Guest30]

Try the walk i did this morning and you won't have time to think about **** much less defecate along the way ; )

 

[Guest30]

@no guts was the plastic bag biodegradable?