Could it be true?

[merrywidow]

could it be true?

i am tired and cant settle well, and in my sleep deprved state i was wondering if anyone has had their life saved by their pouch? for example, a person drowing was saved by a gas filled pouch. could this be true or do i need more sleep? regards sharon xx

 

[My Butt Hurts]

I do believe that might be one of the funniest threads I've read yet.
My answer is yes to both questions.
YES it could happen, but
YES you need also need more sleep.

(Maybe someone was being robbed, and they ripped open their pouch and squirted the guy away. Saved their life!)

 

[jed]

Lmao!

 

[merrywidow]

what a brilliant idea, "dont mug me i am armed" ( with poo) though. maybe we could dye it like they do with the bank money.
i wonder if its offence to carry a "loaded" pouch? regards sharon x

 

[Agent X20]

Beginning to sound like "101 uses for a gas-filled pouch!" heh! heh!

 

[merrywidow]

you go first then steve, regards sharon x

 

[Colt]

Too easy and not very funny: The Ultimate Whoopee Cushion.

 

[Agent X20]

AAARRGGHH!!!
No-one can beat the whoopee cushion!
How about one of those neck pillows you can buy for long haul flights?

 

[merrywidow]

well if your short of some balloons at a childrens party, they could be used. but not to be used as water bombs!!!! regards sharon x

 

[mrs. vr]

...
i wonder if its offence to carry a "loaded" pouch? regards sharon x

only if it's concealed?

 

[Agent X20]

I've just had an awful thought... what if the "health and safety brigade" get to hear about the dangers of a loaded pouch? You won't be allowed out of the house unless you're wearing a bright yellow jacket and a hard hat!

 

[BWS1982]

Entire thread: :lol:

 

[merrywidow]

steve you forgot , that the yellow hat should have a arrow sayin "ive crohns" or "i am a bag lady"
hay ive had a thought, you know KFC are runnin a advert for the fully loaded burger? shall i let your imagination take over? lol regards sharon x

 

[Agent X20]

Yes... another perspective on "bag lady"! heh! heh!

 

[ladyB]

I wonder if you'd get 3 cent discount if you use it in the checkout at the supermarket.....????

 

[merrywidow]

only if you use your bag for your grocerys!!!!regards sharon xx

 

[mrs. vr]

Sharon, my first name is Sharon, so I keep thinking you're saying regards to me!

 

[ladyB]

well if your short of some balloons at a childrens party, they could be used. but not to be used as water bombs!!!! regards sharon x

Oneway or another that's where they end up.....lol

 

[merrywidow]

molly i was talking about things to do with a filled pouch!!!! regards sharon x